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Topic: Have you ever been a teacher?
Eddiemma's photo
Wed 05/13/09 09:00 AM



I have taught...escape and survival to Military and Government Contractors for many, many years. You haven't lived till you have eaten the azz out of a skunk or drank camel squeezins.sick



I have a few friends I used to hang out with and train with in Atlanta that were in swat, and my good friend Eric Lead that taught paratroopers... I was a boy scout for years and feel comfortable in the woods yet I have always wanted to take courses and be trained by someone that was a professional Military escape and survival instructor... That's awesome brother... I would eat worms and bugs but I don't know if I could eat the azz out of a skunk... That's hard core man...ha!
Do you still teach at all?



Ooh! Eddie enema & P2! Sounds like a match made in Heaven! smitten :laughing: rofl :laughing:



Yeah,,, Let's go on a beer run mission...ha!drinks

Phuque2's photo
Wed 05/13/09 09:02 AM



I have taught...escape and survival to Military and Government Contractors for many, many years. You haven't lived till you have eaten the azz out of a skunk or drank camel squeezins.sick



I have a few friends I used to hang out with and train with in Atlanta that were in swat, and my good friend Eric Lead that taught paratroopers... I was a boy scout for years and feel comfortable in the woods yet I have always wanted to take courses and be trained by someone that was a professional Military escape and survival instructor... That's awesome brother... I would eat worms and bugs but I don't know if I could eat the azz out of a skunk... That's hard core man...ha!
Do you still teach at all?





Ooh! Eddie enema & P2! Sounds like a match made in Heaven! smitten :laughing: rofl :laughing:


Eddie, I have to be in survival mode 24/7 when dealing with Phuque.

I am still active for the next 2 and 1/2 years, while I recoupe from an injury while in Iraq. I am keeping my options open and may get back into the training. But for now, just licking my wounds and semi-retired.

Eddiemma's photo
Wed 05/13/09 09:26 AM




I have taught...escape and survival to Military and Government Contractors for many, many years. You haven't lived till you have eaten the azz out of a skunk or drank camel squeezins.sick



I have a few friends I used to hang out with and train with in Atlanta that were in swat, and my good friend Eric Lead that taught paratroopers... I was a boy scout for years and feel comfortable in the woods yet I have always wanted to take courses and be trained by someone that was a professional Military escape and survival instructor... That's awesome brother... I would eat worms and bugs but I don't know if I could eat the azz out of a skunk... That's hard core man...ha!
Do you still teach at all?





Ooh! Eddie enema & P2! Sounds like a match made in Heaven! smitten :laughing: rofl :laughing:


Eddie, I have to be in survival mode 24/7 when dealing with Phuque.

I am still active for the next 2 and 1/2 years, while I recoupe from an injury while in Iraq. I am keeping my options open and may get back into the training. But for now, just licking my wounds and semi-retired.



Ha! yeah, woman will keep you on your feet for sure... Especially them red heads...biggrin-P1
As for your injuries serving the U.S... I respect your bravery and thank you...
Myself... I wish i could retire today... I would be fishing on a boat somewhere with friends pulling in walleyes and jamming some good tunes...

Seakolony's photo
Wed 05/13/09 09:27 AM
I am everything and yet nothing. I am a mother and the encompasses on all levels.

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Wed 05/13/09 11:20 AM
I taught 2 years maths and physics at the University.

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Wed 05/13/09 12:47 PM
Ok this may sound but I taught my son how to pee on a tree.

One day we were at the lake and the bathroom was about 2 blocks away and I didnt want to walk that far so I just told him to pee on a tree.

He looked at me like this --------->surprised I think he was about 3. So he walked up to the tree and peed on it. After that he was on a peeing extravaganza!!!! Walking down the street....he would pee on a hydrant....then pee on the side of a building. I had to teach him not to pee on EVERYTHING after this.

tngxl65's photo
Wed 05/13/09 12:49 PM

Ok this may sound but I taught my son how to pee on a tree.

One day we were at the lake and the bathroom was about 2 blocks away and I didnt want to walk that far so I just told him to pee on a tree.

He looked at me like this --------->surprised I think he was about 3. So he walked up to the tree and peed on it. After that he was on a peeing extravaganza!!!! Walking down the street....he would pee on a hydrant....then pee on the side of a building. I had to teach him not to pee on EVERYTHING after this.


Hmmm.. maybe it would have been better presented as 'Peeing BEHIND a tree'. laugh laugh laugh

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Wed 05/13/09 12:50 PM

Ok this may sound but I taught my son how to pee on a tree.

One day we were at the lake and the bathroom was about 2 blocks away and I didnt want to walk that far so I just told him to pee on a tree.

He looked at me like this --------->surprised I think he was about 3. So he walked up to the tree and peed on it. After that he was on a peeing extravaganza!!!! Walking down the street....he would pee on a hydrant....then pee on the side of a building. I had to teach him not to pee on EVERYTHING after this.

You raised a real sharp shooterlaugh

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Wed 05/13/09 12:50 PM


Ok this may sound but I taught my son how to pee on a tree.

One day we were at the lake and the bathroom was about 2 blocks away and I didnt want to walk that far so I just told him to pee on a tree.

He looked at me like this --------->surprised I think he was about 3. So he walked up to the tree and peed on it. After that he was on a peeing extravaganza!!!! Walking down the street....he would pee on a hydrant....then pee on the side of a building. I had to teach him not to pee on EVERYTHING after this.


Hmmm.. maybe it would have been better presented as 'Peeing BEHIND a tree'. laugh laugh laugh
I thought men peed on trees!!!noway laugh

hereformore's photo
Wed 05/13/09 03:50 PM
Edited by hereformore on Wed 05/13/09 04:02 PM
I work with pre-k children and I have the opportunity every day, M-F anyway, to teach through leading by example on all things. However, I was recently taught by one of our very bright students that when you attempt to take an object from another child it isn't stealing or taking, it's "sharing it away." Out of the mouths of babes. I love my job!

agbbieannie's photo
Wed 05/13/09 04:01 PM
I taught Sunday school to 3 and 4 year olds.

Taught candy making, quilting and many crafting things,

The greatest lessons are those unplanned in life.

Life lessons. Be yourself. Be good. Go far. flowerforyou

EquusDancer's photo
Wed 05/13/09 04:17 PM
Have taught horseback riding and general care. Dog obedience, animal health. I teach people all the time where milk comes from, where eggs come from, where ones basic food groups come from (people are stupid, I'm sorry to say. Ones food does not miraculously appear at a supermarket!) I help those with a serious interest in paganism.

And I always learn from others. Life is interesting.

artcat's photo
Wed 05/13/09 06:08 PM
I have taught my clients how to style their hair at home once I cut it for them. I also taught them how best to keep it healthy.

Then, as a sales manager I taught workshops on sales techniques, recruiting, product knowledge and party planning.

Now I teach youngsters fine art and all that goes along with it.

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I learned, while I was quite young, that you never REALLY know a person until you live with them.

DragonFlyTat's photo
Thu 05/14/09 09:16 AM
I taught 3-5 year old children in pre school for 5 years. I taught a lot of basics. The fundamentals before going to school. Socialization is a big one and sharing.

I now teach sp. ed. 6-8th grade. It is challenging. I have children who range from LD to Severe. Most of the time when you speak to them as you do your own children at home they will listen. If you try to tell them but not show them they will shut you out.

My own children, two wonderful daughters, have grown into productive and active citizens. They know right from wrong. They both can keep house, work, go to school, balance a checkbook, budget, and take care of themselves. They are very independent yet loving.

You always are learning. People learn in different ways be it visual, hands on, or be classic text book there is something to be learned daily.

Eddiemma's photo
Thu 05/14/09 09:20 AM

Ok this may sound but I taught my son how to pee on a tree.

One day we were at the lake and the bathroom was about 2 blocks away and I didnt want to walk that far so I just told him to pee on a tree.

He looked at me like this --------->surprised I think he was about 3. So he walked up to the tree and peed on it. After that he was on a peeing extravaganza!!!! Walking down the street....he would pee on a hydrant....then pee on the side of a building. I had to teach him not to pee on EVERYTHING after this.


That's awesome!! ha!
You got both mom and dad skills going on there Gypsy...

Eddiemma's photo
Thu 05/14/09 09:37 AM



Ok this may sound but I taught my son how to pee on a tree.

One day we were at the lake and the bathroom was about 2 blocks away and I didnt want to walk that far so I just told him to pee on a tree.

He looked at me like this --------->surprised I think he was about 3. So he walked up to the tree and peed on it. After that he was on a peeing extravaganza!!!! Walking down the street....he would pee on a hydrant....then pee on the side of a building. I had to teach him not to pee on EVERYTHING after this.


Hmmm.. maybe it would have been better presented as 'Peeing BEHIND a tree'. laugh laugh laugh
I thought men peed on trees!!!noway laugh


We pee in the snow too... This was last winter in Atlanta...


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