1. She looks out of the window and is arrested
for indecent exposure.

2. As an infant, she had to be breast fed by the
family dog.

3. Even mosquitoes avoid her.

4. She startles animals in the zoo.

5. At Halloween, she has to trick or treat over
the phone.

6. She makes onions cry.

7. Her face looks like the horse that pulled Ben
Hurs’ chariot.

8. Her armpit looks like she has Don King in a
headlock.

9. The plastic surgeon wanted to add a tail.

10. When she was born, the doctor slapped her
father.

11. When she was a baby, her mother had to
pull the pram.

12. She can eat an apple through a tennis
racquet.

13. As a baby, she had shutters on her pram.

14. Also as a baby, her mother used to pull her
pram.

15. After going to see the film ‘Elephant Man’,
she stood outside for 45 minutes, signing
autographs.

I am so glad my Girlfriend is such a beautiful woman

13&14..???


Whats a pram?

#16 When she walks down the street even the dogs cross to the other side

#17 when she went to surgeon .. his only question is just where in the H
do you want me to start

A pram is a stroller .

Ok...now those make sense