Many of youse guys (Northern for y'all) claim to have a good sense of humor. Many say that a good sense of humor is important in your next squeeze. But we all know that the comic gets the laughs but the singer get's the broad.

What's funny to you? Does he/she have to take an occasional pie in the face? Can you take a joke? Hey if you can take one of "those" in "there", a joke should be easy.

I find all kinds of things funny... Commercials, comedians, some people on here are hilarious.. I think when people say they want a good sense of humor in a mate, they're saying that they'd like someone that can laugh, have a good time, even if they laugh at themselves and in general not be a bump on a log with no idea of what fun or funny is...

I dont understand humour, i am more of a serious kinda guy.

That's freakin funny, dude

i look kinda funy

What if he is a comic AND a singer?

That dude gets lucky, a lot!

then he gets twice as many girls more than once...

There is no need to swear....

Okay...not EXACTLY where I was going with that!

Reservoir Dogs (1992)
Joe: So, you guys like to tell jokes, huh? Gigglin' and laughin' like a bunch of young broads sittin' in a schoolyard. Well, let me tell a joke. Five guys, sittin' in a bullpen, in San Quentin. All wondering how the f'ck they got there. What should we have done, what didn't we do, who's fault is it, is it my fault, your fault, his fault, all that bull****. Then one of them says, hey. Wait a minute. When we were planning this caper, all we did was sit around tellin' f'ckin' jokes! Get the message? Boys, I don't mean to holler at ya. When this caper's over - and I'm sure it'll be a successful one - we'll get down to the Hawaiian Islands, hell, I'll roll and laugh with all of ya. You'll find me a different character down there. Right now, it's a matter of business.

NOT funny

Im sorry, i just have very sensitive ears.

Just fkn quit the fkn swearing and we'll fkn get on, ok?

oh yea sure dan

now, that's funny

Man comes back from surgery. Has tubes all over him, oxygen mask on his face, etc. The nurse comes in to give him a sponge bath. The man mumbles something and she says "Sir, I can't understand you." He says " Are my testicles black yet?" Nurse says, "I don't know Sir, I'm only here to bathe you from the belly up. Again...the man mumbles, "Nurse, are my testicles black yet?". She says, "Okay okay Sir I'll have a look for you". She lifts his hospital gown, lifts his penis, checks it thoroughly, takes his balls in her hand and looks at them carefully. She leans by up at the man's face and says "No Sir, they look normal to me." The man removes his mask and says, "Wow, THAT was awesome, but are my tests back yet?"

he sings AND makes the broads laugh...hmmm??

Husband tells his wife, if you want me tonight, pull my penis once. If you don't want sex tonight, pull it 487 times.

A man is in bed with his sister, he said 'you are a better shag than mum', she says 'i know dad said'.