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Topic: "You Were Better in Bed"
whispertoascream Joined Fri 11/17/06 Posts: 22844	Fri 05/08/09 04:16 AM
Well did he not go about it the wrong way. Not that I would have went along with it.

AndyBgood Joined Thu 12/25/08 Posts: 12437	Fri 05/08/09 07:31 AM
Here is a sever buzzkill... You know when you are with a sick demented puppy if they admit to thinking about sheep while in bed with ya. Is that an OMG moment or what???? AM I BEING BAAAAD AGAIN??? ... YEP! Andy Needs A Spankn'!

ddn122 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 12855	Fri 05/08/09 07:38 AM
I often think of Wonder woman

durtydduck Joined Wed 11/19/08 Posts: 1972	Fri 05/08/09 08:17 AM
I must of missed the "so called book of excuses" that men read? never saw it on the best sellers list.... did research still can't find it..... am I missing my potential here? or am I better off not knowing? inquireing minds need lolipop

Meg8771 Joined Fri 01/16/09 Posts: 5662	Fri 05/08/09 08:20 AM
Ducky - you are fine the way you are...stay away from the book! BTW - Here's your lollipop :)

Seakolony Joined Fri 11/07/08 Posts: 11968	Fri 05/08/09 08:28 AM
So tonight an OLD OLD boyfriend comes into my work tonight. It was a nice surprise. At the time anyways. He started telling me how it was funny that he ran into me, that he was thinking about me. Get this..... he was thinking about me and that he missed me. But he was thinking about me while HE WAS IN BED WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND! I was like, WTF Jeff! You were better in bed he says. I am like WTF again! I had to tell him to leave. I do not even know what to think of that. Who the hell thinks about there ex while in bed with your current? Have you ever had a old boyfriend/girlfriend say something tottaly off the wall to you? Oh Yes, I have.....and by more than one ex-boyfriend. Like you want to hear that.

DragonFlyTat Joined Fri 08/29/08 Posts: 3759	Fri 05/08/09 09:07 AM
A guy I was dating told me just the other day that when he is with his girlfriend he always tries to suggest her to do some of the things I did, but not by saying it like that. Here honey try this or do that. She would crap if he knew he was trying to get her to do it like me.

Seakolony Joined Fri 11/07/08 Posts: 11968	Fri 05/08/09 10:13 AM
My most favoritist one out of my ex-boyfriends is you are the one I think of when I jack off. Guys give me a freakin break already!!

MirrorMirror Joined Fri 10/26/07 Posts: 89680	Fri 05/08/09 10:18 AM
So tonight an OLD OLD boyfriend comes into my work tonight. It was a nice surprise. At the time anyways. He started telling me how it was funny that he ran into me, that he was thinking about me. Get this..... he was thinking about me and that he missed me. But he was thinking about me while HE WAS IN BED WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND! I was like, WTF Jeff! You were better in bed he says. I am like WTF again! I had to tell him to leave. I do not even know what to think of that. Who the hell thinks about there ex while in bed with your current? Have you ever had a old boyfriend/girlfriend say something tottaly off the wall to you? Dang thats wack

TBRich Joined Fri 11/07/08 Posts: 8232	Fri 05/08/09 10:30 AM
I admit that there have been times where I had to think about just about ever hot woman I have know just to stay hard and I still could not get off and yes these times were generally with a woman I was dating long-term.

earthytaurus76 Joined Wed 04/08/09 Posts: 6603	Fri 05/08/09 10:30 AM
I would just think to myself. "I know you did" LMAO

Arcamedees Joined Wed 04/22/09 Posts: 1817	Fri 05/08/09 04:08 PM
So tonight an OLD OLD boyfriend comes into my work tonight. It was a nice surprise. At the time anyways. He started telling me how it was funny that he ran into me, that he was thinking about me. Get this..... he was thinking about me and that he missed me. But he was thinking about me while HE WAS IN BED WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND! I was like, WTF Jeff! You were better in bed he says. I am like WTF again! I had to tell him to leave. I do not even know what to think of that. Who the hell thinks about there ex while in bed with your current? Have you ever had a old boyfriend/girlfriend say something tottaly off the wall to you? Awwww you should be flattered! Everyone fantasizes in the bed! Yup flattered. I am flattered that some other chick is getting it and all I am getting is the thought. isn't it the thought that counts?

Rockmybobbysocks Joined Thu 10/30/08 Posts: 3961	Fri 05/08/09 04:29 PM
yes and i told him he was completely disrespectful to his new girlfriend. i told him if he could tell me that... he should tell her that. or leave her. he asked if i'd take him back. i told him he was gross. NO. what kind of crap is that?! i already knew i was better. once you go yas.. you never go back >:p

Audie Joined Thu 07/17/08 Posts: 1898	Fri 05/08/09 05:25 PM
Should have told him you had two guys at once the other night and never thought of HIM once....

darkowl1 Joined Sat 01/12/08 Posts: 13060	Fri 05/08/09 05:26 PM
uuuhh huuh huuu .....uuuuh hhuuh huuu........ you said "in bed"........uuuuhh huuh huuuu.......uuuuuuh huuuh huuuu........ he wants yer bottom......uhhh huuuuhh huuh huuuuh

woodford Joined Fri 03/27/09 Posts: 176	Fri 05/08/09 05:37 PM
I never had an ex BF, when my wife was breaking up with me she did make some comments about missing me sexualy and how that part was NEVER a problem.... I just stared at her and had absolutely nothing I could say, if she had been a man I would have decked her tho. as to why people do that.... I actualy think that its thought of as flattering to make a comment like that by some people I think it just shows how they view others.

AndyBgood Joined Thu 12/25/08 Posts: 12437	Fri 05/08/09 05:42 PM
I just thought of this come back line... He says, "Bla bla bla, thinking about you while having bla bla bla with my GF/Wife/FWB... You reply, "Last time I was having sex with my current BF/Husband/FWB and thought about you while I was doing it the mood was killed utterly and thanks for ruining the idea of having sex with your BF/Husband/FWB later that day because the thought of it does not exactly bring back fond memories." OH FEEL THE BURN Am I bad? well...

Cinderella75 Joined Sat 12/22/07 Posts: 10049	Fri 05/08/09 05:43 PM
So tonight an OLD OLD boyfriend comes into my work tonight. It was a nice surprise. At the time anyways. He started telling me how it was funny that he ran into me, that he was thinking about me. Get this..... he was thinking about me and that he missed me. But he was thinking about me while HE WAS IN BED WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND! I was like, WTF Jeff! You were better in bed he says. I am like WTF again! I had to tell him to leave. I do not even know what to think of that. Who the hell thinks about there ex while in bed with your current? Have you ever had a old boyfriend/girlfriend say something tottaly off the wall to you? Bootycall in disguise?? Ha! Yea, had that one before... Guys say the darnest things..whatever they think you wanna hear. "Oh I thought of you all day today, everytime I think of you I get hard..I miss you babe, but I am still thinking of you..blah!!" Sounds like a horny, cheating bastard to me! I bet he wouldn't tell his gf that you were better in bed..lol Usually it's just because he has not gotten any in a while from his current girl (although he claims that he is getting it all the time..lol) If she really was such a bad lay, he would dump her..guys don't mess around with that. But instead...what does a guy do? (and some females to be politically correct) They come running to their exes first. And what does the ex do? She hops into bed with him.. I know it is tempting, but don't fall for it. He just needs a quick fix and then he is back off to his current girl or maybe even a new one..lol

woodford Joined Fri 03/27/09 Posts: 176	Fri 05/08/09 06:02 PM
nice one Andy

Monier Joined Sat 03/17/07 Posts: 3337	Fri 05/08/09 10:11 PM Edited by Monier on Fri 05/08/09 10:13 PM
Yeah but I'm usually the prankster. Like Having rodeo sex. That's when you call her another girl's name and see if you get kicked. But seriously. He was thinking of you when he was having sex with his girlfriend and he told you? What a PoS.