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Well did he not go about it the wrong way. Not that I would have went along with it.
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Here is a sever buzzkill...
You know when you are with a sick demented puppy if they admit to thinking about sheep while in bed with ya. Is that an OMG moment or what???? AM I BEING BAAAAD AGAIN??? ... YEP!  Andy Needs A Spankn'! 
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I often think of Wonder woman
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I must of missed the "so called book of excuses" that men read? never saw it on the best sellers list.... did research still can't find it..... am I missing my potential here? or am I better off not knowing? inquireing minds need lolipop
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Ducky - you are fine the way you are...stay away from the book!
BTW - Here's your lollipop :) |
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So tonight an OLD OLD boyfriend comes into my work tonight. It was a nice surprise. At the time anyways. He started telling me how it was funny that he ran into me, that he was thinking about me. Get this..... he was thinking about me and that he missed me. But he was thinking about me while HE WAS IN BED WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND! I was like, WTF Jeff! You were better in bed he says. I am like WTF again! I had to tell him to leave. I do not even know what to think of that. Who the hell thinks about there ex while in bed with your current?   Have you ever had a old boyfriend/girlfriend say something tottaly off the wall to you? Oh Yes, I have.....and by more than one ex-boyfriend. Like you want to hear that. |
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A guy I was dating told me just the other day that when he is with his girlfriend he always tries to suggest her to do some of the things I did, but not by saying it like that. Here honey try this or do that. She would crap if he knew he was trying to get her to do it like me.
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My most favoritist one out of my ex-boyfriends is you are the one I think of when I jack off. Guys give me a freakin break already!!
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So tonight an OLD OLD boyfriend comes into my work tonight. It was a nice surprise. At the time anyways. He started telling me how it was funny that he ran into me, that he was thinking about me. Get this..... he was thinking about me and that he missed me. But he was thinking about me while HE WAS IN BED WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND! I was like, WTF Jeff! You were better in bed he says. I am like WTF again! I had to tell him to leave. I do not even know what to think of that. Who the hell thinks about there ex while in bed with your current? Have you ever had a old boyfriend/girlfriend say something tottaly off the wall to you?  Dang thats wack
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I admit that there have been times where I had to think about just about ever hot woman I have know just to stay hard and I still could not get off and yes these times were generally with a woman I was dating long-term.
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I would just think to myself. "I know you did" LMAO
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So tonight an OLD OLD boyfriend comes into my work tonight. It was a nice surprise. At the time anyways. He started telling me how it was funny that he ran into me, that he was thinking about me. Get this..... he was thinking about me and that he missed me. But he was thinking about me while HE WAS IN BED WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND! I was like, WTF Jeff! You were better in bed he says. I am like WTF again! I had to tell him to leave. I do not even know what to think of that. Who the hell thinks about there ex while in bed with your current? Have you ever had a old boyfriend/girlfriend say something tottaly off the wall to you? Awwww you should be flattered! Everyone fantasizes in the bed!  isn't it the thought that counts?
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yes and i told him he was completely disrespectful to his new girlfriend. i told him if he could tell me that... he should tell her that. or leave her.
he asked if i'd take him back. i told him he was gross. NO. what kind of crap is that?! i already knew i was better. once you go yas.. you never go back >:p |
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Should have told him you had two guys at once the other night and never thought of HIM once....
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uuuhh huuh huuu .....uuuuh hhuuh huuu........ you said "in bed"........uuuuhh huuh huuuu.......uuuuuuh huuuh huuuu........
he wants yer bottom......uhhh huuuuhh huuh huuuuh |
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I never had an ex BF, when my wife was breaking up with me she did make some comments about missing me sexualy and how that part was NEVER a problem.... I just stared at her and had absolutely nothing I could say, if she had been a man I would have decked her tho.
as to why people do that.... I actualy think that its thought of as flattering to make a comment like that by some people I think it just shows how they view others. |
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I just thought of this come back line...
He says, "Bla bla bla, thinking about you while having bla bla bla with my GF/Wife/FWB... You reply, "Last time I was having sex with my current BF/Husband/FWB and thought about you while I was doing it the mood was killed utterly and thanks for ruining the idea of having sex with your BF/Husband/FWB later that day because the thought of it does not exactly bring back fond memories." OH FEEL THE BURN Am I bad? well... 
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So tonight an OLD OLD boyfriend comes into my work tonight. It was a nice surprise. At the time anyways. He started telling me how it was funny that he ran into me, that he was thinking about me. Get this..... he was thinking about me and that he missed me. But he was thinking about me while HE WAS IN BED WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND! I was like, WTF Jeff! You were better in bed he says. I am like WTF again! I had to tell him to leave. I do not even know what to think of that. Who the hell thinks about there ex while in bed with your current? Have you ever had a old boyfriend/girlfriend say something tottaly off the wall to you? Bootycall in disguise?? Ha! Yea, had that one before... Guys say the darnest things..whatever they think you wanna hear. "Oh I thought of you all day today, everytime I think of you I get hard..I miss you babe, but I am still thinking of you..blah!!" Sounds like a horny, cheating bastard to me! I bet he wouldn't tell his gf that you were better in bed..lol Usually it's just because he has not gotten any in a while from his current girl (although he claims that he is getting it all the time..lol) If she really was such a bad lay, he would dump her..guys don't mess around with that. But instead...what does a guy do? (and some females to be politically correct) They come running to their exes first. And what does the ex do? She hops into bed with him.. I know it is tempting, but don't fall for it. He just needs a quick fix and then he is back off to his current girl or maybe even a new one..lol |
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nice one Andy
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Edited by
Monier
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Fri 05/08/09 10:13 PM
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Yeah but I'm usually the prankster. Like Having rodeo sex. That's when you call her another girl's name and see if you get kicked.
But seriously. He was thinking of you when he was having sex with his girlfriend and he told you? What a PoS. |
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