Topic: Having Sex With Your Hands
Isaiah872000's photo
Thu 05/07/09 05:45 PM
Well I like to call it either Laying the smackdown, Laying down the law, throwing down or kicking ass & breaking down. But, yeah could you marry your hand? I'm thinking about marrying mine if I could. I can't get any chicks so I might as well marry my hand.

Skip2009's photo
Thu 05/07/09 05:48 PM

I personally do not mind if anyone has sex with their hands or not... Hell i like it, Sometimes it just feels better:laughing: and i also enjoy waching it.. drool
..I wanna watch U...mmm!

FearandLoathing's photo
Thu 05/07/09 05:56 PM
How can you physically have sex with your hand for 21 years when you are only 21 years old? That is physically impossible...

Dan99's photo
Thu 05/07/09 05:57 PM

How can you physically have sex with your hand for 21 years when you are only 21 years old? That is physically impossible...


Its mathmatically possible!

FearandLoathing's photo
Thu 05/07/09 05:58 PM


How can you physically have sex with your hand for 21 years when you are only 21 years old? That is physically impossible...


Its mathmatically possible!


Yeah, but it is not physically possible! Shuddup Dan!

Dan99's photo
Thu 05/07/09 05:59 PM



How can you physically have sex with your hand for 21 years when you are only 21 years old? That is physically impossible...


Its mathmatically possible!


Yeah, but it is not physically possible! Shuddup Dan!


For the first few years he was having sex with your hand!

Dragoness's photo
Thu 05/07/09 06:01 PM
I like Handymenslaphead :angel:

FearandLoathing's photo
Thu 05/07/09 06:03 PM




How can you physically have sex with your hand for 21 years when you are only 21 years old? That is physically impossible...


Its mathmatically possible!


Yeah, but it is not physically possible! Shuddup Dan!


For the first few years he was having sex with your hand!


Oh, right! Now how would you come up with that conclusion?! You sicko!

Dan99's photo
Thu 05/07/09 06:04 PM





How can you physically have sex with your hand for 21 years when you are only 21 years old? That is physically impossible...


Its mathmatically possible!


Yeah, but it is not physically possible! Shuddup Dan!


For the first few years he was having sex with your hand!


Oh, right! Now how would you come up with that conclusion?! You sicko!


No, actually it was your left.


Havaman's photo
Thu 05/07/09 06:05 PM
TIP OF THE DAY :
Reverse your hand ...and it will feel like someone else is doing it for you!!!drinker tongue2

Eddiemma's photo
Thu 05/07/09 06:06 PM
Edited by Eddiemma on Thu 05/07/09 06:07 PM
A regular handy man... a jack of one trait..biggrin

FearandLoathing's photo
Thu 05/07/09 06:07 PM






How can you physically have sex with your hand for 21 years when you are only 21 years old? That is physically impossible...


Its mathmatically possible!


Yeah, but it is not physically possible! Shuddup Dan!


For the first few years he was having sex with your hand!


Oh, right! Now how would you come up with that conclusion?! You sicko!


No, actually it was your left.




Are you setting up cameras around here?huh

seahawks's photo
Thu 05/07/09 06:08 PM

I've been having sex with my hand for 21 years. Now this question ain't too serious but I want to know is it legal to marry your hand? Dennis Rodman married himself. (So I heard a long time ago. Don't know how true it is).
i just got my hands retreaded.!!! laugh laugh laugh

Isaiah872000's photo
Thu 05/07/09 06:11 PM




How can you physically have sex with your hand for 21 years when you are only 21 years old? That is physically impossible...


Its mathmatically possible!


Yeah, but it is not physically possible! Shuddup Dan!


For the first few years he was having sex with your hand!




Aww ****. No thank you.

FETTS61's photo
Thu 05/07/09 06:11 PM
my right hand got pissed cause i cheated with my left

Dan99's photo
Thu 05/07/09 06:12 PM







How can you physically have sex with your hand for 21 years when you are only 21 years old? That is physically impossible...


Its mathmatically possible!


Yeah, but it is not physically possible! Shuddup Dan!


For the first few years he was having sex with your hand!


Oh, right! Now how would you come up with that conclusion?! You sicko!


No, actually it was your left.




Are you setting up cameras around here?huh



Just one strategically placed pin hole camera in your japs eye is all thats needed.

Isaiah872000's photo
Thu 05/07/09 06:15 PM
Naw really. I think actually I'm considering marrying my hand. I know it sounds crazy but I can't get any woman. In Wilmington, Delaware is it legal to marry your hand.

sexymami7979's photo
Thu 05/07/09 06:18 PM

my right hand got pissed cause i cheated with my left
I like that one Fetts

Havaman's photo
Thu 05/07/09 06:20 PM

Naw really. I think actually I'm considering marrying my hand. I know it sounds crazy but I can't get any woman. In Wilmington, Delaware is it legal to marry your hand.


It would be... if your hand could say..."I DO".. practice up on your ventriloquism...maybe you could fool them!

Dragoness's photo
Thu 05/07/09 06:23 PM
Well, if sexual satisfaction is all that is desired from a wife then I guess marriage to a hand should be legal.