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Err... a handjob smoothie??? 
just go with it. dont worry babe, we'll get you there. A handjob smoothie? Is that just like a nut-shake? 
lol. i wasnt going for the literal thing. i was like hmmm... cupcakes are good. what else is good? oh yeah! handjobs! so a cupcake and handjob smoothie sounds pretty damn good to me. |
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That handjob smoothie still doesn't sound too appetizing to me- if nothing else, it sounds like you're referring to what comes as a RESULT of a handjob smoothie!
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That handjob smoothie still doesn't sound too appetizing to me- if nothing else, it sounds like you're referring to what comes as a RESULT of a handjob smoothie!
I think I should just go to bed now... 'night all! 
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That handjob smoothie still doesn't sound too appetizing to me- if nothing else, it sounds like you're referring to what comes as a RESULT of a handjob smoothie!
The two of you know me and, yes, my mind is twisted. I'm a sick little monkey! I'm all over the Beevis and Butthead way of thinking! It's the Beavis and Butthead Method! Now that I think about it though .... a cupcake and (fill in the blank) does sound really good! 
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That handjob smoothie still doesn't sound too appetizing to me- if nothing else, it sounds like you're referring to what comes as a RESULT of a handjob smoothie!
The two of you know me and, yes, my mind is twisted. I'm a sick little monkey! I'm all over the Beevis and Butthead way of thinking! It's the Beavis and Butthead Method! Now that I think about it though .... a cupcake and (fill in the blank) does sound really good!
 HeHeHe "snort" HeHeHe
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That handjob smoothie still doesn't sound too appetizing to me- if nothing else, it sounds like you're referring to what comes as a RESULT of a handjob smoothie!
The two of you know me and, yes, my mind is twisted. I'm a sick little monkey! I'm all over the Beevis and Butthead way of thinking! It's the Beavis and Butthead Method! Now that I think about it though .... a cupcake and (fill in the blank) does sound really good!
welcome to this weeks episode of 'morning wood lumber jack' featuring your host, ME! |
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I'd rather be a squrrel, then I would store my nuts in your bush.
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salty peanut.
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Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't!
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Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't!
Repeat Offender! Page 1!
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 What are you the repeat police or something?
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I want that emoticon!
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Why is it funny when you're watching a squirrel eating in a tree, and he drops one and you go ohhh he dropped his nuts?
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Because it's a long drop.
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Well nuts!
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High strength, aircraft grade, fine thread.
I would rather be a bolt. |
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astroNUT
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