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A woman walks into the store and purchases the following:
1 small box of detergent 1 Bar of soap 3 individual servings of yogurt 2 oranges 1 stick of women's deodorant. She then goes to the check out line. Cashier: Oh, you must be single Woman: You can tell that by what I bought? Cashier: No, you're ****ing ugly! |
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Funny but messed up at the same time
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A man walks into the store and purchases the following:
1 small box of detergent 1 bar of soap 3 individual servings of yogurt 2 oranges 1 stick of men's deodorant. He then goes to the check out line. Cashier: Oh, you must be single. Man: You can tell that by what I bought? Cashier: No, you're ****ing ugly! All better. 
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The cashier looks at the couple and says:
You two are worse than ugly, you're fugly!! |
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A man walks into the store and purchases the following: 1 small box of detergent 1 bar of soap 3 individual servings of yogurt 2 oranges 1 stick of men's deodorant. He then goes to the check out line. Cashier: Oh, you must be single. Man: You can tell that by what I bought? Cashier: No, you're ****ing ugly! All better.
I like this one better |
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A woman walks into the store and purchases the following: 1 small box of detergent 1 Bar of soap 3 individual servings of yogurt 2 oranges 1 stick of women's deodorant. She then goes to the check out line. Cashier: Oh, you must be single Woman: You can tell that by what I bought? Cashier: No, you're ****ing ugly! 
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I can see why you wrote this but something original would be funnier!
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