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Topic: supermarket pervs
Jtevans Joined Fri 08/10/07 Posts: 30654	Sat 05/02/09 02:04 AM
my mates gf was tellin me 2nite she was shoppin and this guy smiled at her, then down the nxt aisle he said 'kinky boots' but she thought she misheard, so smiled, down the nxt aisle he said 'get your knickers off.'. so when it sank in she pointed and shouted she would get police, guy ran of so she says to manager at checkout theres a pervert in your store saying thingd to women, turns out they'd been watchin him for days and thought he was a shoplifter, is this common practice in supermarkets? it wasn't me this time.i was home all day

jedigirl Joined Fri 02/02/07 Posts: 1070	Sat 05/02/09 02:08 AM
my mates gf was tellin me 2nite she was shoppin and this guy smiled at her, then down the nxt aisle he said 'kinky boots' but she thought she misheard, so smiled, down the nxt aisle he said 'get your knickers off.'. so when it sank in she pointed and shouted she would get police, guy ran of so she says to manager at checkout theres a pervert in your store saying thingd to women, turns out they'd been watchin him for days and thought he was a shoplifter, is this common practice in supermarkets? i got oogled at the gas station last week by a guy with one eye...does that count??

gayfifer Joined Sat 04/04/09 Posts: 6655	Sat 05/02/09 02:20 AM
Well, geez Fifer...at least the perv didn't sneeze on her, right? I'm still having haggis nightmares...thanks to YOU! it was the same supermarket 'the walmart family' the sign says!

gayfifer Joined Sat 04/04/09 Posts: 6655	Sat 05/02/09 02:21 AM
I cant believe those lines didnt work...the gal must have been a lesbian or somethind (sarcasm on).

KimmiM Joined Sat 12/27/08 Posts: 1694	Sat 05/02/09 02:17 PM
Sheesh... I need a market like that. All I get is a creepy 85 year old that corners me in the stacks in the vault at work and tries to slip me the tongue.

gayfifer Joined Sat 04/04/09 Posts: 6655	Sat 05/02/09 02:18 PM
Sheesh... I need a market like that. All I get is a creepy 85 year old that corners me in the stacks in the vault at work and tries to slip me the tongue. eeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww

krupa Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 18651	Sat 05/02/09 02:21 PM
Button yer cakehole ya stupid septic! (for krupa, the stupid septic!) ?????? Not sure if that was an insult or if we are having sh*t cake at your house tonight...hahahahahahaha (What the hell do you people eat?)

sandradee1961 Joined Mon 03/10/08 Posts: 1411	Sat 05/02/09 02:29 PM
Button yer cakehole ya stupid septic! (for krupa, the stupid septic!) ?????? Not sure if that was an insult or if we are having sh*t cake at your house tonight...hahahahahahaha (What the hell do you people eat?) How about steak and kidney pie (my mom says to be sure and boil the piss out of the kidneys!) with spotted d!ck for dessert.

gayfifer Joined Sat 04/04/09 Posts: 6655	Sat 05/02/09 02:32 PM
Button yer cakehole ya stupid septic! (for krupa, the stupid septic!) ?????? Not sure if that was an insult or if we are having sh*t cake at your house tonight...hahahahahahaha (What the hell do you people eat?) How about steak and kidney pie (my mom says to be sure and boil the piss out of the kidneys!) with spotted d!ck for dessert. makes me vomit i'm a haggis man

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Sat 05/02/09 02:34 PM
Button yer cakehole ya stupid septic! (for krupa, the stupid septic!) ?????? Not sure if that was an insult or if we are having sh*t cake at your house tonight...hahahahahahaha (What the hell do you people eat?) It was kind of an insult, but meant in jest of course! Septic is cockney for American, Septic Tank - Yank(even though i know you arent all yankees, we like to generalise). We dont eat in Britain, we just drink lots of tea.

motowndowntown Joined Wed 11/19/08 Posts: 21723	Sat 05/02/09 02:37 PM
When I want really good pervs I go to Dennys at three am.

gayfifer Joined Sat 04/04/09 Posts: 6655	Sat 05/02/09 02:38 PM
When I want really good pervs I go to Dennys at three am. meet prisoner?

michiganman3 Joined Mon 10/29/07 Posts: 14521	Sat 05/02/09 03:13 PM
When I want really good pervs I go to Dennys at three am. meet prisoner?