I cannot believe this thread got as far as it did.

HUZZAH!!!HUZZAH!!

YO MOMMA!

Seriously!! Well Ninja *Vanish* PooF! bump

Ninja.. awesome spiritual aspect of that.

ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS!.. I laughed so hard when I read/saw this


I'm going to have to go with pirates, because real ninja were poor farm workers that dressed in hoods so the samuari wouldn't know they weilded swords.. even though most ninjas weilded, OMG!, farmer tools as weaponary!.. haha

U dissin mah peeps yo!

Ninja. Cause ninjas were assassins and assassins are cool too.

Pirates at least have something to say though you can't always understand them.


In all honesty, the two would never fight and of course the ninja would win. If ninjas wanted pirates dead they would poison them or just blow up their boats.

Pirates had a wooden leg, usually looking for booty (latent homo), sail with a bunch of dudes aka (Seamen), only had cabin boys as there servants (very homo) had scurvy and visited Davy Jones Locker....hmm is that code word for late day gloryholes??

I mean come sure you have such pirates as "Yellow Beard", and "Black Beard" let break down the words to root meaning.

-Yellow: Probably from Jaundice
-Beard: A disguise usually refers to a gay male that has a female companion

-Black: Probably from Plague
-Beard: See Above description of Beard


I will go with Ninjas, study of various martial arts, spiritual by nature, highly trained farmer assassin who could kill you with out anyone knowing.

Ninja Vanish! *poof*

scaaaaaaaaaary!