Topic: Why do guys......
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Sun 05/03/09 10:35 PM
Answer me now........or forever hold your pee!!!:angry: laugh laugh

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Sun 05/03/09 10:35 PM

It seems the majority of the men on the dating sites don't fill out their profile info and then say "ask me anything and I will tell you" Man that bugs me.

Most women I know have a common complaint that their men don't share or talk about their feelings, hopes, dreams and goals. If you are starting out by saying "Ask Me" it's a pretty tell tale sign that later on in the relationship the women will have to ASK to get the guy to talk and share.

I am searching out someone who doesn't need to be asked - someone who wants to share ... someone who communicates without a prodding.

Why do you guys do this??? arrrggghhh.


I don't do that :P

Sometimes it's hard to get me to shut up laugh

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Sun 05/03/09 10:35 PM

What I really want to know is why men pee on the wall beside the toilet.......noway scared shocked


laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Sun 05/03/09 10:36 PM

What I really want to know is why men pee on the wall beside the toilet.......noway scared shocked


because they can.......:wink: or dont have an onboard GPS....noway

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Sun 05/03/09 10:37 PM

What I really want to know is why men pee on the wall beside the toilet.......noway scared shocked



Because they are paranoid that somebody will come in and keep turning to look?

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Sun 05/03/09 10:38 PM


Again I think EVERYONE - and yes EVERYONE misunderstood miss paisley lady --- she isnt asking us guys to "say everything" she doesnt want to know if we like feet or if we are into the smurfs because we watched it when we were kids and it brought us closer to our mothers....she is just saying that their are SOME PROFILES OUT THERE...SOME...NOT ALL...SOME...and she is RIGHT...there are some that say things like.."I like soccer, football, movies and french food. I enjoy ladies who are into the same things. If you want to know more ask." That is what she meant!


Um Billy did she tell you this or perhaps I missed it b/c I truly didn't read all the previous pages... I took it as I've seen profiles says exactly as "ASK ME" or "I'm an open book ask me what you want to now"... that is seriously all some say...



no she didnt...i just like throwing a little excitement into threads...lol...sorrrrrrrrry....what!? i'm a nice guy! i swear

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Sun 05/03/09 10:38 PM


What I really want to know is why men pee on the wall beside the toilet.......noway scared shocked


because they can.......:wink: or dont have an onboard GPS....noway


because those things have no sense of direction, except for one thing....noway noway noway

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Sun 05/03/09 10:40 PM



What I really want to know is why men pee on the wall beside the toilet.......noway scared shocked


because they can.......:wink: or dont have an onboard GPS....noway


because those things have no sense of direction, except for one thing....noway noway noway


because they like looking at your butt, whilst cleaning up their mess?


Just rub their noses in it...pitchfork laugh

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Sun 05/03/09 10:40 PM


What I really want to know is why men pee on the wall beside the toilet.......noway scared shocked


laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh



dunno about all guys...
but i'll answer that..i will


cuz when we go....we dont remember from the last time that when it starts it "shoots" a lot stronger than we expect. cuz sometimes it doesnt. we dont have a gauge or anything. not like we know how much is gonna come out. why ya think urinals r shaped like they are? heheh

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Sun 05/03/09 10:42 PM


What I really want to know is why men pee on the wall beside the toilet.......noway scared shocked



Because they are paranoid that somebody will come in and keep turning to look?
THOSE BAST*RDS!!!explode

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Sun 05/03/09 10:43 PM




What I really want to know is why men pee on the wall beside the toilet.......noway scared shocked


because they can.......:wink: or dont have an onboard GPS....noway


because those things have no sense of direction, except for one thing....noway noway noway


because they like looking at your butt, whilst cleaning up their mess?


Just rub their noses in it...pitchfork laugh
IM SOOOOOOOOOOOO GONNA DO THAT!!!explode noway laugh

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Sun 05/03/09 10:44 PM



What I really want to know is why men pee on the wall beside the toilet.......noway scared shocked


laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh



dunno about all guys...
but i'll answer that..i will


cuz when we go....we dont remember from the last time that when it starts it "shoots" a lot stronger than we expect. cuz sometimes it doesnt. we dont have a gauge or anything. not like we know how much is gonna come out. why ya think urinals r shaped like they are? heheh
If you cannot control your pee then you should sit on it!!!grumble laugh laugh

Jess642's photo
Sun 05/03/09 10:44 PM



What I really want to know is why men pee on the wall beside the toilet.......noway scared shocked


laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh



dunno about all guys...
but i'll answer that..i will


cuz when we go....we dont remember from the last time that when it starts it "shoots" a lot stronger than we expect. cuz sometimes it doesnt. we dont have a gauge or anything. not like we know how much is gonna come out. why ya think urinals r shaped like they are? heheh


Can't you get a tyre pressure guage attachment or something?

I emean.... geeezuz..... you have missiles that can hone in on a pencil in a snowstorm, but you can't come up with working out how to pee in a 16inch circle????spock

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Sun 05/03/09 10:44 PM



Again I think EVERYONE - and yes EVERYONE misunderstood miss paisley lady --- she isnt asking us guys to "say everything" she doesnt want to know if we like feet or if we are into the smurfs because we watched it when we were kids and it brought us closer to our mothers....she is just saying that their are SOME PROFILES OUT THERE...SOME...NOT ALL...SOME...and she is RIGHT...there are some that say things like.."I like soccer, football, movies and french food. I enjoy ladies who are into the same things. If you want to know more ask." That is what she meant!


Um Billy did she tell you this or perhaps I missed it b/c I truly didn't read all the previous pages... I took it as I've seen profiles says exactly as "ASK ME" or "I'm an open book ask me what you want to now"... that is seriously all some say...



no she didnt...i just like throwing a little excitement into threads...lol...sorrrrrrrrry....what!? i'm a nice guy! i swear



laugh laugh laugh laugh you are not gonna start a "nice guy" thread are you??? :wink:

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Sun 05/03/09 10:45 PM
rofl




What I really want to know is why men pee on the wall beside the toilet.......noway scared shocked


laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh



dunno about all guys...
but i'll answer that..i will


cuz when we go....we dont remember from the last time that when it starts it "shoots" a lot stronger than we expect. cuz sometimes it doesnt. we dont have a gauge or anything. not like we know how much is gonna come out. why ya think urinals r shaped like they are? heheh


Can't you get a tyre pressure guage attachment or something?

I emean.... geeezuz..... you have missiles that can hone in on a pencil in a snowstorm, but you can't come up with working out how to pee in a 16inch circle????spock



oh my goooooooooooooooosh LOL

i put the seat down

i dont pee on the floor

NOW they get upset if i pee on the WALL

LOL

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Sun 05/03/09 10:46 PM
Edited by BillySuvol on Sun 05/03/09 10:46 PM




Again I think EVERYONE - and yes EVERYONE misunderstood miss paisley lady --- she isnt asking us guys to "say everything" she doesnt want to know if we like feet or if we are into the smurfs because we watched it when we were kids and it brought us closer to our mothers....she is just saying that their are SOME PROFILES OUT THERE...SOME...NOT ALL...SOME...and she is RIGHT...there are some that say things like.."I like soccer, football, movies and french food. I enjoy ladies who are into the same things. If you want to know more ask." That is what she meant!


Um Billy did she tell you this or perhaps I missed it b/c I truly didn't read all the previous pages... I took it as I've seen profiles says exactly as "ASK ME" or "I'm an open book ask me what you want to now"... that is seriously all some say...



no she didnt...i just like throwing a little excitement into threads...lol...sorrrrrrrrry....what!? i'm a nice guy! i swear



laugh laugh laugh laugh you are not gonna start a "nice guy" thread are you??? :wink:



nice guy thread?! ya right nobody would believe me! LOL

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Sun 05/03/09 10:49 PM





Again I think EVERYONE - and yes EVERYONE misunderstood miss paisley lady --- she isnt asking us guys to "say everything" she doesnt want to know if we like feet or if we are into the smurfs because we watched it when we were kids and it brought us closer to our mothers....she is just saying that their are SOME PROFILES OUT THERE...SOME...NOT ALL...SOME...and she is RIGHT...there are some that say things like.."I like soccer, football, movies and french food. I enjoy ladies who are into the same things. If you want to know more ask." That is what she meant!


Um Billy did she tell you this or perhaps I missed it b/c I truly didn't read all the previous pages... I took it as I've seen profiles says exactly as "ASK ME" or "I'm an open book ask me what you want to now"... that is seriously all some say...



no she didnt...i just like throwing a little excitement into threads...lol...sorrrrrrrrry....what!? i'm a nice guy! i swear



laugh laugh laugh laugh you are not gonna start a "nice guy" thread are you??? :wink:



nice guy thread?! ya right nobody would believe me! LOL


Oh they would, I'd put money on it. You are I can tell BUT let's not make one ok... laugh laugh laugh

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Sun 05/03/09 10:49 PM
I gotta pee!!!surprised

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Sun 05/03/09 10:50 PM





What I really want to know is why men pee on the wall beside the toilet.......noway scared shocked


because they can.......:wink: or dont have an onboard GPS....noway


because those things have no sense of direction, except for one thing....noway noway noway


because they like looking at your butt, whilst cleaning up their mess?


Just rub their noses in it...pitchfork laugh
IM SOOOOOOOOOOOO GONNA DO THAT!!!explode noway laugh


I'm thinking the three strike rule....then catheterise!!!!pitchfork

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Sun 05/03/09 10:52 PM
oh my you ladies are goin' to town.. laugh laugh laugh


Hey Gyps did you get a flight yet?