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Edited by
MahanMahan
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ROFL!  How can the world end in 2012 when the aliens won't even get here to enslave the human race until 2052?!?! I'm joking,of course. Actually, the aliens already live in secret among us! MahanMahan is actually one of them-he's all incognito and posts threads like this to throw suspicion off of 'em.  I told the secret! Looks like it's a brain transplant and anal probing for me--if they can find me! I'm gonna have to go under the grid now guyz n gals...but I'll check back when I can to see if anyone's figured out when the end of the world is!   You butthead... Now that you gave my secret away, I might as well come clean with you happy mingling simpletons. I am here from a disclosed location from within the Milky Way... (Too costly to travel intergalactically) I'm here to observe and learn from your leaders... So far I have learned what not to do. My goal is to go back and save my people. Sorta like your Charles Manson... ...er... I mean, Jesus Christ. 
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Edited by
MahanMahan
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Thu 04/30/09 09:48 AM
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Edited by
MahanMahan
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Thu 04/30/09 10:19 AM
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ROFL! How can the world end in 2012 when the aliens won't even get here to enslave the human race until 2052?!?! I'm joking,of course. Actually, the aliens already live in secret among us! MahanMahan is actually one of them-he's all incognito and posts threads like this to throw suspicion off of 'em. I told the secret! Looks like it's a brain transplant and anal probing for me--if they can find me! I'm gonna have to go under the grid now guyz n gals...but I'll check back when I can to see if anyone's figured out when the end of the world is! You butthead... Now that you gave my secret away, I might as well come clean with you happy mingling simpletons. I am here from a disclosed location from within the Milky Way... (Too costly to travel intergalactically) I'm here to observe and learn from your leaders... So far I have learned what not to do. My goal is to go back and save my people. Sorta like your Charles Manson... ...er... I mean, Jesus Christ. Me?!? A butthead?? Never!!!  Nice new picture though...see? I KNEW you were an alien!! But I didn't know how cheap you were...pfffttt!! Doesn't even travel intergalactically! Some alien savior for your people you are, probably won't even make it back to the moon let alone the Milky Way! 
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Right you are. Unfortunately, my vessel is out of fuel. And the closest thing to the fuel that I need is a combination of mammoth, bison, and albatross feces. Bison and albatross I can find, but mammoth...
Good news is I am sending emergency signals to my home planet and hopefully, by 2052 a rescue vessel will make it to Earth to take me back. |
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"Somebody should tell us, right at the start of our lives, that we are dying. Then we might live life to the limit, every minute of every day. Do it, I say! Whatever you want to do, do it now! There are only so many tomorrows." (Pope Paul VI ) .... CARPE DIEM
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What is was, and what was will be. Wrong. You are part of the first generation of humans able to discuss something on the internet, with your picture attached to each message. Wrong? And just how much time have you spent researching Nostradamus? Why would you try and belittle my intelligence? You know nothing of me, and if you did, you would know that i do not take kindly to that sort of summation of my character. Nostradamus predicts, the third world war, He predicted the death of Hitler..missing by only one letter..Hister. He also predicted the death of Abraham Lincoln, John f Kennedy, Robert Kennedy, and the controversial Chappaquid**** drowning involving Ted Kennedy..Yes, he even predicted the second shooter in the grassy knoll. He predicted the coming of the pope, upon kissing his hand, only as a Frier, the young man did become a pope. the fifth.. And what of his healing people with the great Bubonic plague of the mid fifteen hundreds? Nostradamus was a licensed physician, he was an astrologer, and one of the most accurate, if not the most accurate prophets of all time. His name, was Michael Nolstradamus, known today as Nostradamus. There are 1000 Quatrains../10 and are denoted as "centuries" Century one, quatrain 35.... The young lion will overcome the older one, in a field of combat in single fight: He will pierce his eyes in their golden cage; two wounds in one, then he dies a cruel death. After being warned, the King of France did enter a jousting match, the pole shattered and in a single instant, both eyes were pierced through the helmet..just as predicted... I could spend all day listing all of the quatrains. It is a fascinating field of study, i will warn you though..it is highly addictive. The fascinating thing, is most of his predictions were made from 200 to 400 years before they ever occured, with astounding accuracy. Right down to the month... Getting back to the original topic though, Nostradamus never predicted 2012..the scientific community might have you believe that, but it's not what the quatrain says. Until you see a ruler from the far east wearing a blue turban and a one world government..well suffice it to say..you're safe...for now. |
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Markecephus,
My response to you is pending a google search... |
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What is was, and what was will be. Wrong. You are part of the first generation of humans able to discuss something on the internet, with your picture attached to each message. Wrong? And just how much time have you spent researching Nostradamus? Why would you try and belittle my intelligence? You know nothing of me, and if you did, you would know that i do not take kindly to that sort of summation of my character. Nostradamus predicts, the third world war, He predicted the death of Hitler..missing by only one letter..Hister. He also predicted the death of Abraham Lincoln, John f Kennedy, Robert Kennedy, and the controversial Chappaquid**** drowning involving Ted Kennedy..Yes, he even predicted the second shooter in the grassy knoll. He predicted the coming of the pope, upon kissing his hand, only as a Frier, the young man did become a pope. the fifth.. And what of his healing people with the great Bubonic plague of the mid fifteen hundreds? Nostradamus was a licensed physician, he was an astrologer, and one of the most accurate, if not the most accurate prophets of all time. His name, was Michael Nolstradamus, known today as Nostradamus. There are 1000 Quatrains../10 and are denoted as "centuries" Century one, quatrain 35.... The young lion will overcome the older one, in a field of combat in single fight: He will pierce his eyes in their golden cage; two wounds in one, then he dies a cruel death. After being warned, the King of France did enter a jousting match, the pole shattered and in a single instant, both eyes were pierced through the helmet..just as predicted... I could spend all day listing all of the quatrains. It is a fascinating field of study, i will warn you though..it is highly addictive. The fascinating thing, is most of his predictions were made from 200 to 400 years before they ever occured, with astounding accuracy. Right down to the month... Getting back to the original topic though, Nostradamus never predicted 2012..the scientific community might have you believe that, but it's not what the quatrain says. Until you see a ruler from the far east wearing a blue turban and a one world government..well suffice it to say..you're safe...for now. Nostradamus' predictions are held by a thin thread, while yes some he nailed and others he dated correctly, there are not many he hit spot on without flaw...actually a lot were far off but had a tiny thread of "prediction" which is what fueled them for the most part. Truth is no one can predict the future, the Mayans by far are the best at it through history but they only went off the stars and different lunar cycles...and how they nailed dates without flaw and moon eclipses with perfect accuracy will remain a mystery for quite some time as no one has cracked how they were able to do it with their calendar. |
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the Mayans are not predicting the end of anything .................other than the end of their 12 cycle calendar...
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actually, we are all going to get sick first....
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Edited by
MahanMahan
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Fri 05/01/09 08:13 PM
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actually, we are all going to get sick first.... You are wrong, sir. Some of us will rather jump from a building and/or get hit by a bus or truck than to have to get sick and die a slow miserable painful death! 
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I've made up my mind...I will not die...I will just morph into a perpetual orgasm...then, I will just feel like I'm dying
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if death feels like an orgasm... someone please shoot me...
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I've made up my mind...I will not die...I will just morph into a perpetual orgasm...then, I will just feel like I'm dying Perpetual Orgasm? You're in luck, because I'm s certified M.O.D. 
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Edited by
Savitar
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Fri 05/01/09 08:31 PM
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For as long as there has been people , some idiot in a tin foil hat , with a six pack of vaseline and a spatula , has been predicitng the end of it all
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