A pharmacist was entering the pharmacy he worked at. As he went in, he saw a very pale, frightened looking man standing against the wall. When he came inside, he saw the other pharmacist, a woman already filling prescriptions. Coming up to her, he said. "Do you know what is wrong with that man outside?"
"Yes." The woman said. "He came in here two hours ago with a bad cough, but we were out of cough medicine, so I gave him laxative instead."
The phamacist was incredulous. "You can't cure a cough with laxatives." He said to her.
"Sure you can." She replied. "Just look at him. He's afraid to cough."

I'll have to pass that one on to my cousin. He's a pharmacist.

lol nice