there was a cat that lived in the new york alley way, one day the cat
got killed by a oncoming vehichle, so the cat went to heaven, as the cat arrived to heaven, god had asked him, since you lived on the streets what can i give you in return, the cat said, i would like
to have a comfortable bed to sleep in, god granted his wish,
a few weeks later, about ten mice were killed in the same area
and were sent to heaven as they arrived, god asked them what can i give you in return living on the streets, the mice sayed we would like to have rollerblades, because were tired of running around,so
god granted there wishes,

a few months later god walked pass the cat and asked him, how is everything around here doing?

the cat replied, i just want to tell you god, thanks for giving me
meals on wheels.

that was silly