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Topic: Seeking the woman of my dreams...
krupa Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 18651	Wed 04/22/09 05:57 PM
I am seeking a deaf mute albino pygmy midget nymphomaniac with a french accent and a pixy bob hair cut. If you cannot fit this standard..I will grant some lee way..but, you better be able to juggle or do something equally pointless.

PATSFAN Joined Mon 12/10/07 Posts: 42782	Wed 04/22/09 05:58 PM
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MeChrissy2 Joined Sat 12/13/08 Posts: 10155	Wed 04/22/09 05:58 PM
I am not deaf but will not speak, I am not albino but am blonde, I am not a pygmy but am considered a midget. I love sex above all else Monsieur and would even cut my hair for you.

Italy0219 Joined Sun 12/02/07 Posts: 2523	Wed 04/22/09 05:59 PM
You are so picky...no wonder you don't have a woman.

krupa Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 18651	Wed 04/22/09 06:01 PM
I am not deaf but will not speak, I am not albino but am blonde, I am not a pygmy but am considered a midget. I love sex above all else Monsieur and would even cut my hair for you. If you can just honk like a canadian goose during our love making (stems back to the mute with a french accent fetish)..that would be fine by me. and ..NOOOOOOO don't cut your gorgeous hair for me! (I wanna use it like reigns with you sweety!)

krupa Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 18651	Wed 04/22/09 06:02 PM
You are so picky...no wonder you don't have a woman. sooooooo..you're saying you can't juggle?

trsmith22 Joined Sat 08/02/08 Posts: 5959	Wed 04/22/09 06:03 PM
I never meet any criteria!

MeChrissy2 Joined Sat 12/13/08 Posts: 10155	Wed 04/22/09 06:05 PM
I am not deaf but will not speak, I am not albino but am blonde, I am not a pygmy but am considered a midget. I love sex above all else Monsieur and would even cut my hair for you. If you can just honk like a canadian goose during our love making (stems back to the mute with a french accent fetish)..that would be fine by me. and ..NOOOOOOO don't cut your gorgeous hair for me! (I wanna use it like reigns with you sweety!) Deal Krupalicious.

krupa Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 18651	Wed 04/22/09 06:06 PM
I never meet any criteria! Baby...according to your photo..you are already on your back...THAT is a big plus for me!!!! (Beats the hell out of juggling or origami)

Italy0219 Joined Sun 12/02/07 Posts: 2523	Wed 04/22/09 06:06 PM
You are so picky...no wonder you don't have a woman. sooooooo..you're saying you can't juggle? No I can't, I am a contortionist, and I have a job with the circus.

Gossipmpm Joined Tue 03/03/09 Posts: 19414	Wed 04/22/09 06:06 PM
The bride of frankenstein lives!!!

motowndowntown Joined Wed 11/19/08 Posts: 21723	Wed 04/22/09 06:06 PM
I am seeking a deaf mute albino pygmy midget nymphomaniac with a french accent and a pixy bob hair cut. If you cannot fit this standard..I will grant some lee way..but, you better be able to juggle or do something equally pointless. Yeah, aren't we all?

krupa Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 18651	Wed 04/22/09 06:07 PM
I am not deaf but will not speak, I am not albino but am blonde, I am not a pygmy but am considered a midget. I love sex above all else Monsieur and would even cut my hair for you. If you can just honk like a canadian goose during our love making (stems back to the mute with a french accent fetish)..that would be fine by me. and ..NOOOOOOO don't cut your gorgeous hair for me! (I wanna use it like reigns with you sweety!) Deal Krupalicious. mmmmmmmmmmmm been missing you baby! muah! (This ain't off topic...she is short enough to count as a pygmy midget...and THAT is sexxxxxxxxi!!!!)

krupa Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 18651	Wed 04/22/09 06:11 PM
You are so picky...no wonder you don't have a woman. sooooooo..you're saying you can't juggle? No I can't, I am a contortionist, and I have a job with the circus. I love you.... You have no idea how many times I have rubbed one out to Cirque du Soliel.....

GlamorousLyly Joined Sat 11/29/08 Posts: 942	Wed 04/22/09 06:30 PM
I am seeking a deaf mute albino pygmy midget nymphomaniac with a french accent and a pixy bob hair cut. If you cannot fit this standard..I will grant some lee way..but, you better be able to juggle or do something equally pointless. be careful what you are wishing for.Never know it

misstina2 Joined Sat 11/01/08 Posts: 13508	Wed 04/22/09 06:31 PM
Darn I only meet the sex requirement

krupa Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 18651	Wed 04/22/09 06:38 PM
I am seeking a deaf mute albino pygmy midget nymphomaniac with a french accent and a pixy bob hair cut. If you cannot fit this standard..I will grant some lee way..but, you better be able to juggle or do something equally pointless. be careful what you are wishing for.Never know it Soooooooo...how You Doin????? hehehehehehe

krupa Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 18651	Wed 04/22/09 06:39 PM
Darn I only meet the sex requirement Good enough!!!!!!!!! Woo hoo!!!

galendgirl Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 24728	Wed 04/22/09 06:55 PM
Darn I only meet the sex requirement ...and I've got the short hair.

trsmith22 Joined Sat 08/02/08 Posts: 5959	Wed 04/22/09 06:56 PM
I never meet any criteria! Baby...according to your photo..you are already on your back...THAT is a big plus for me!!!! (Beats the hell out of juggling or origami)