Topic: Food Textures
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Sat 04/18/09 05:29 PM

There is ONE thing I could never eat. My girl was from South Louisiana, the most beautiful women in the world...who'll chop your head off in a heartbeat anyway. I walked in my house once and said "What in the HELL is that smell??? You boiling dirty socks in here??". OK, that was a dire mistake...but thats not my point. It was TRIPE!!! Like the lining from a cows guts or something. And yes, it DOES look as bad as it sounds.

Not very palatable to me and I NEVER ate it! I couldn't get close enough to determine the texture cause it was nasty and also cause she had knives nearby. But I'm relatively sure I'd eat the snot outta my own nose (not yours) before I'd eat that. ill

Oh man...I'm not hungry anymore. Sorry.


Yeah, that's gotta be a nasty one; also chitterlings/chitlins (pig guts). You know people only ate that because in the days of slavery, the 'master' would only throw the slaves the leftover crap they wouldn't eat, so they had to make due with that. We're way beyond that now, so why would people still eat that.

I'd add brussel sprouts to the list for that same smelly reason. They smell like somebody farted into a pot of boiling water.

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Sat 04/18/09 05:31 PM


There is ONE thing I could never eat. My girl was from South Louisiana, the most beautiful women in the world...who'll chop your head off in a heartbeat anyway. I walked in my house once and said "What in the HELL is that smell??? You boiling dirty socks in here??". OK, that was a dire mistake...but thats not my point. It was TRIPE!!! Like the lining from a cows guts or something. And yes, it DOES look as bad as it sounds.

Not very palatable to me and I NEVER ate it! I couldn't get close enough to determine the texture cause it was nasty and also cause she had knives nearby. But I'm relatively sure I'd eat the snot outta my own nose (not yours) before I'd eat that. ill

Oh man...I'm not hungry anymore. Sorry.


Yeah, that's gotta be a nasty one; also chitterlings/chitlins (pig guts). You know people only ate that because in the days of slavery, the 'master' would only throw the slaves the leftover crap they wouldn't eat, so they had to make due with that. We're way beyond that now, so why would people still eat that.

I'd add brussel sprouts to the list for that same smelly reason. They smell like somebody farted into a pot of boiling water.



laugh That is how I feel about cabbage! YUK! laugh

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Sat 04/18/09 05:38 PM

I can't believe so many people agree with me on: nanners, liver, peas, okra & lima beans...sick I'll also add tapioca pudding (what ARE those lil beady-beady things anyway & who thought you could EAT them?)...now if I can get someone to agree that...ugh...mayo is the condiment of SATAN...my work here will be done!



I love tapioca pudding...YUM!

Therewolf's photo
Sat 04/18/09 05:44 PM
Live kittens...

They're chewy on the outside and crunchy on the inside which is just the opposite of they way it should be.

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Sat 04/18/09 05:50 PM

Live kittens...

They're chewy on the outside and crunchy on the inside which is just the opposite of they way it should be.



noway huh noway

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Sat 04/18/09 06:07 PM


I can't believe so many people agree with me on: nanners, liver, peas, okra & lima beans...sick I'll also add tapioca pudding (what ARE those lil beady-beady things anyway & who thought you could EAT them?)...now if I can get someone to agree that...ugh...mayo is the condiment of SATAN...my work here will be done!



I love tapioca pudding...YUM!


You just won over like 99.5% of all men here. That IS code, right?

laugh

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Sat 04/18/09 06:21 PM



I can't believe so many people agree with me on: nanners, liver, peas, okra & lima beans...sick I'll also add tapioca pudding (what ARE those lil beady-beady things anyway & who thought you could EAT them?)...now if I can get someone to agree that...ugh...mayo is the condiment of SATAN...my work here will be done!



I love tapioca pudding...YUM!


You just won over like 99.5% of all men here. That IS code, right?

laugh




huh

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Sat 04/18/09 06:26 PM
I don't like refried beans...the texture is just disgusting.

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Sat 04/18/09 06:29 PM


I can't believe so many people agree with me on: nanners, liver, peas, okra & lima beans...sick I'll also add tapioca pudding (what ARE those lil beady-beady things anyway & who thought you could EAT them?)...now if I can get someone to agree that...ugh...mayo is the condiment of SATAN...my work here will be done!


7 years old..on "vacation"...me, the youngest of 5 kids cooped up in a Rambler station wagon...flat tire, no spare...middle of the New Mexico desert...120 degrees in the car. My sisters forced like a half a jar of near bubbling hot mayonaisse down my throat. I agree, condiment of Satan. And I don't mean that in a good way.

But liver...mmmmmmm. Calf, cow, chicken doesn't matter. mmmmm mmmmm



Oh lawdy! That story just gave me the shakes! ill But I must admit that mayo DOES make an excellent torture device!

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Sat 04/18/09 06:44 PM


There is ONE thing I could never eat. My girl was from South Louisiana, the most beautiful women in the world...who'll chop your head off in a heartbeat anyway. I walked in my house once and said "What in the HELL is that smell??? You boiling dirty socks in here??". OK, that was a dire mistake...but thats not my point. It was TRIPE!!! Like the lining from a cows guts or something. And yes, it DOES look as bad as it sounds.

Not very palatable to me and I NEVER ate it! I couldn't get close enough to determine the texture cause it was nasty and also cause she had knives nearby. But I'm relatively sure I'd eat the snot outta my own nose (not yours) before I'd eat that. ill

Oh man...I'm not hungry anymore. Sorry.


Yeah, that's gotta be a nasty one; also chitterlings/chitlins (pig guts). You know people only ate that because in the days of slavery, the 'master' would only throw the slaves the leftover crap they wouldn't eat, so they had to make due with that. We're way beyond that now, so why would people still eat that.

I'd add brussel sprouts to the list for that same smelly reason. They smell like somebody farted into a pot of boiling water.


Hey! I love Brussel sprouts!...especially cooked in garlic butter and wrapped in bacon...

don't make me box you dude!!!! hehehehehehehehe

seriously...aside from cream cheese stuffed jalapenos and cactus rubbed mushrooms (they taste just like a filet mignon)

bacon wrapped brussel sprouts RAWK!!!!!

Back on topic...

crap I will not allow in my kitchen...

Tofu
Cantaloupe
beets

any bodily organ...(But, meat is fine and I can put up with a good hog rind.)

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Sat 04/18/09 07:01 PM
Went out to the Chinese buffet last weekend & totally freaked my date out...was eating some sort of seafood medly...crab & shrimp mostly...& stabbed with my fork some sort of white, rubbery meat...with BUMPS on it...! To his horror, I popped it in my mouth & said "Eeeeeeeew...it's chewwwwy!" He said "Spit it out!"...but I was too much of a lady...so I swallowed! :laughing: rofl :laughing:

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Sat 04/18/09 07:20 PM

Went out to the Chinese buffet last weekend & totally freaked my date out...was eating some sort of seafood medly...crab & shrimp mostly...& stabbed with my fork some sort of white, rubbery meat...with BUMPS on it...! To his horror, I popped it in my mouth & said "Eeeeeeeew...it's chewwwwy!" He said "Spit it out!"...but I was too much of a lady...so I swallowed! :laughing: rofl :laughing:



laugh

Sounds like something I would have done! laugh laugh

grammy09's photo
Sat 04/18/09 07:23 PM
ctton candy is real bad

but i love liver yummy

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Sat 04/18/09 07:39 PM

ctton candy is real bad

but i love liver yummy



I don't like cotton candy either!

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Sat 04/18/09 08:44 PM



There is ONE thing I could never eat. My girl was from South Louisiana, the most beautiful women in the world...who'll chop your head off in a heartbeat anyway. I walked in my house once and said "What in the HELL is that smell??? You boiling dirty socks in here??". OK, that was a dire mistake...but thats not my point. It was TRIPE!!! Like the lining from a cows guts or something. And yes, it DOES look as bad as it sounds.

Not very palatable to me and I NEVER ate it! I couldn't get close enough to determine the texture cause it was nasty and also cause she had knives nearby. But I'm relatively sure I'd eat the snot outta my own nose (not yours) before I'd eat that. ill

Oh man...I'm not hungry anymore. Sorry.


Yeah, that's gotta be a nasty one; also chitterlings/chitlins (pig guts). You know people only ate that because in the days of slavery, the 'master' would only throw the slaves the leftover crap they wouldn't eat, so they had to make due with that. We're way beyond that now, so why would people still eat that.

I'd add brussel sprouts to the list for that same smelly reason. They smell like somebody farted into a pot of boiling water.


Hey! I love Brussel sprouts!...especially cooked in garlic butter and wrapped in bacon...

don't make me box you dude!!!! hehehehehehehehe

seriously...aside from cream cheese stuffed jalapenos and cactus rubbed mushrooms (they taste just like a filet mignon)

bacon wrapped brussel sprouts RAWK!!!!!

Back on topic...

crap I will not allow in my kitchen...

Tofu
Cantaloupe
beets

any bodily organ...(But, meat is fine and I can put up with a good hog rind.)


I love Cantaloupe. the rest is ill

AngieH79's photo
Sun 04/19/09 12:13 PM
Refried beans, guacamole, and jelly beans.

Yeah, I'm the only person I know of to say I don't like jelly beans, but it's like chewing on a clump of hardened sugar.

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Sun 04/19/09 12:54 PM
I don't like jelly beans either. You aren't alone!

Cutiepieforyou's photo
Sun 04/19/09 04:36 PM
I don't the like the texture of the spaghetti sauces that have the pieces of tomatoe in it.

Loyaldad08's photo
Sun 04/19/09 04:50 PM



I can't believe so many people agree with me on: nanners, liver, peas, okra & lima beans...sick I'll also add tapioca pudding (what ARE those lil beady-beady things anyway & who thought you could EAT them?)...now if I can get someone to agree that...ugh...mayo is the condiment of SATAN...my work here will be done!



I love tapioca pudding...YUM!


You just won over like 99.5% of all men here. That IS code, right?

laugh


No - the code is slinging yogurt

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Sun 04/19/09 06:09 PM




I can't believe so many people agree with me on: nanners, liver, peas, okra & lima beans...sick I'll also add tapioca pudding (what ARE those lil beady-beady things anyway & who thought you could EAT them?)...now if I can get someone to agree that...ugh...mayo is the condiment of SATAN...my work here will be done!



I love tapioca pudding...YUM!


You just won over like 99.5% of all men here. That IS code, right?

laugh


No - the code is slinging yogurt



I like yogurt too!bigsmile