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Topic: DON'T POST HERE UNLESS YOU ARE....
uk1971's photo
Fri 04/17/09 06:50 PM
Single,
Dating,
Engaged
Married,
Divorced,
Just Looking,
Seeking an intimate encounter,
In a relationship,
Bored,
Only here for friends


OR


Desperate/Just plain horny bigsmile devil :banana:

boredinaz06's photo
Fri 04/17/09 06:51 PM
bigsmiledevil :banana:

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Fri 04/17/09 06:51 PM
Yep, thats me alright.laugh

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Fri 04/17/09 06:52 PM
:banana: Yea! I can post :banana:

I am a couple of the above happy

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Fri 04/17/09 06:56 PM



I am posting here because, surprisingly, I meet some of the criteria for this thread, I think.........

Snugglesbyfire's photo
Fri 04/17/09 06:58 PM
Edited by Snugglesbyfire on Fri 04/17/09 07:05 PM
very good Tom everyone can post here from the looks of things...........:smile:


oh wait you forgot llama ball throwers

bigbayhrsrider's photo
Fri 04/17/09 06:59 PM
:banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: drinker drinker flowerforyou flowerforyou flowerforyou yepglasses

uk1971's photo
Fri 04/17/09 07:16 PM
slaphead
Forgot to mention. You are exempt if you are:

Of sound body and mind
Republican,
Schitzophrenic
Alcoholic,
Drug dependant,
Over 75 years of age and accompanied by a parent.
Have an IQ of over 12.25 (That's 12 and a quarter if you don't know the metric conversion)
Not a member of the NATO alliance.

bigsmile :tongue: :banana:

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Fri 04/17/09 07:18 PM
Are people who enjoy beating up dead fish allowed to post here?

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Fri 04/17/09 07:20 PM
Can you narrow your list a bit? frustrated you want so much drinker

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Fri 04/17/09 07:20 PM

Are people who enjoy beating up dead fish allowed to post here?



That is so wrong Pete! laugh

uk1971's photo
Fri 04/17/09 07:22 PM
Edited by uk1971 on Fri 04/17/09 07:23 PM

Are people who enjoy beating up dead fish allowed to post here?


Only when the fish are battered, and are served with french fries. slaphead bigsmile :banana:

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Fri 04/17/09 07:24 PM


Are people who enjoy beating up dead fish allowed to post here?


Only when the fish are battered. slaphead bigsmile :banana:



Until 1996, when I was almost 35, I didn't realize that battered fish had anything to do with batter. I'm NOT kidding.........

whispertoascream's photo
Fri 04/17/09 07:24 PM
Single,
Dating,
Engaged
Married,
Divorced,
Just Looking,
Seeking an intimate encounter,
In a relationship,
Bored,
Only here for friends

I guess I am out. I am not single, but I am not dating either. I will NEVER EVER be engaged, I will be damned if I consider myself married, I am not looking for anything, not in a relationship, nor am i bored with this HUGE pile of homework that I have and I am not here for ONLY friends. So you guys have fun in your group. I will be moping in that corner over there. :cry:

Atlantis75's photo
Fri 04/17/09 07:27 PM
Edited by Atlantis75 on Fri 04/17/09 07:28 PM
Whatever you are doing:

-Stop doing it.
-Drop everything you are holding.
-Stop moving around.

And think of me for 5 seconds.













done?














Now, Admit it, that was the best 5 seconds ever in your life. :banana:

whispertoascream's photo
Fri 04/17/09 07:29 PM

Whatever you are doing:

-Stop doing it.
-Drop everything you are holding.
-Stop moving around.

And think of me for 5 seconds.













done?














Now, that was the best 5 seconds ever in your life. :banana:
No it wasn't. I think I burst my last brain cell.grumble

uk1971's photo
Fri 04/17/09 07:35 PM


Whatever you are doing:

-Stop doing it.
-Drop everything you are holding.
-Stop moving around.

And think of me for 5 seconds.













done?














Now, that was the best 5 seconds ever in your life. :banana:
No it wasn't. I think I burst my last brain cell.grumble



4.35am here and after a bottle of good wine, EVERYTHING is on the move. slaphead bigsmile

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Fri 04/17/09 07:43 PM
uk, You're almost cute in that pic!!! :wink: happy

uk1971's photo
Fri 04/17/09 07:45 PM

uk, You're almost cute in that pic!!! :wink: happy


Only ALMOST? :tongue: slaphead

Gossipmpm's photo
Fri 04/17/09 08:00 PM
Tom

Horny?

What's that?

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