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Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 35
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Fri 04/24/09 11:45 PM
now I just need some black leather thigh high boots an I'm good to go
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Fri 04/24/09 11:46 PM
Dear diary.....I think I still have a chocolate fish somewhereeeeeeeez!!!surprised shocked rofl

Should I bite his butt or head first???pitchfork

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Fri 04/24/09 11:46 PM

now I just need some black leather thigh high boots an I'm good to go
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Just ask the hookers downtown where they get theres!!!laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Fri 04/24/09 11:47 PM

Dear diary.....I think I still have a chocolate fish somewhereeeeeeeez!!!surprised shocked rofl

Should I bite his butt or head first???pitchfork



head first of course!pitchfork

an then rip its fins off an beat em with the wet ends!!!pitchfork

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Fri 04/24/09 11:49 PM
Dear diary.......Im having a bit of a REDRUM REDRUM REDRUM NIGHT!!!!pitchfork pitchfork pitchfork

But I always bite the butt first!!!noway

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Fri 04/24/09 11:51 PM
dera diary........should we have birthdays for our boxes of cereal????noway laugh noway

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Fri 04/24/09 11:52 PM
oh grrrr ........and a SNAP!.Sybil come here !!!.......


some goober just e-mailed me saying ....." I"m in Comox for two weeks interested??? "


so I wrote back " 2 weeks?? what , am I on the temp list or something??"



noway pffft noway

oh lets go see what his response is ........indifferent





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Fri 04/24/09 11:54 PM
Sybil says Goober says to Purple " just planning ahead "

pfffffft indifferent noway


Purple writes back to Goober ....... " what for a 2 week relationchit??


holy chit batman goober wrote back again ...

lets go see what he says ........indifferent noway laugh explode

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Fri 04/24/09 11:55 PM
Hmmmmmmmmmm I have the grinch staring at me!!!scared

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Fri 04/24/09 11:56 PM
oh and another guy who is looking for an intimate encounter...noway

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Fri 04/24/09 11:56 PM
<------waiting to see what he says!!!shocked

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Fri 04/24/09 11:58 PM
oh grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Gobber writes " no , for a friend with benefits "


grrrrr

Purple writes Goober back " oh really...... what are my benefits?? whats the salary medical and dental included??"


pffft wtf ... Gooberz DREAMING !!mad pitchfork


oh pffft .......theres a response ...........

lets go see what Goober says .......

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Fri 04/24/09 11:58 PM
Is there a banana around here???? You dont have to cook it or chop it. No assembly required!!! I need somethinggggggggggggg to eat!!surprised

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Fri 04/24/09 11:59 PM
<------waiting to see what he says!!!surprised

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Sat 04/25/09 12:00 AM
Dear diary........the world needs more PEEL AND EAT!!!! JUST PEEL IT AND EAT IT!!! ITS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FREAKING SIMPLE!!!slaphead

Why havent we invented it yet???slaphead surprised

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Sat 04/25/09 12:01 AM
ppppfffft

Goober says " do oral benefits count as dental benefits


grrrr Purple angry Purple writes back " I dont think you get it "


noway another blow to the intelligence quotient on the Internet


noway

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Sat 04/25/09 12:03 AM
How come I dont get these idiots???? I keep getting the nice guys!!!explode noway laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Sat 04/25/09 12:05 AM
laugh noway


<<---- idiot magnet ohwell

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Sat 04/25/09 12:05 AM
dear diary........apparantly alberta is too far!!!noway laugh noway

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Sat 04/25/09 12:05 AM
IM NOT WORRRRRRRRRRRRRRTHYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!laugh sad laugh

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