The circus was setting up their show
in the way outback of Australia.

The next day one of the elephants escaped.

An old lady who had never seen an elephant
woke up early the next day to find a strange
animal in her garden patch.

She rang her g/son who was a warden at the P/station
telling him that there was a strange animal in her yard.

G/son, asks his frailed g/ma to discribe the animal,
"well it has 4 legs like tree trunks, 2 big flappy things
each side of its body, and 2 tails..."

G/son then asks what is it doing...
G/ma replies, "it is picking up my prize cabbages with its tail"

G/son asks with concern, "what is it doing with your cabbages"
G/ma, now in shock and stressed out, replies to her g/son..
"If I told you, you would never believe me!!!!!!"

IF this joke has gone over some heads...

think tail...
and think what is near the tail...???




it is not the mouth but the ????