Fri 10/05/07 10:14 PM
discombusted boobs that are discomboobulated on the discombobulation======================

On the surface, in a sick way...by a sick mind...(mine) that sounds sorta like a boob job gone bad. Instead of silicone, explosive gel; and and BOOOOM!! Boob discombobulated all over the place! Or...would that be discombusted? Anyway...

Boobs gone wild.......
Kat

Oh Kat, sounds like the perfect way to take out a politician.
"We don't know what to tell ya mam, he was found dead among the pseudo-mammary fall out!"

~ The Witch’s Hope Chest ~

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Mammary glands
falling from their bras
sparking politicians
into screaming ooze and awes!

Wacky Wanton Witches
Kick-starting up their booms
soaring in their topless gowns
as they search for lustful grooms

Tis Shameful Wicked Sinfulness
that no one can deny!
Wretched Witch’s Wistfulness
to lure a sexy guy!

Dust Bunnies on their doorsteps
Playdough in their fridge
Titillating Tempting Boobs
and trolls beneath their bridge

Witches have no morals
that can’t be overridden
by a roll in the hay
on a mystical day
with succulent fruits forbidden!

Licentious Lustful Women
with a broom between their legs!
Searching for the perfect man
to fertilize their eggs

And so it goes with Procreation
and the Commandants of the gods
All is fair in love and war
that evens out the odds!

~~~

Abra (11/13/07)



{{{ Jess }}}

Wow Abra ... you are in a mood ... whew!

That poem was inspired by,…

Kat, Wench, Sherrie, Lee, Jenni and Harry

Don’t ask how.

Just know that ode works in mysterious ways.

A man to equal a broom, my witch-y brain can only imagine a ride of equal or greater value....You are a tease, Abra!!!

Oh my goodness a crick, y'all have a crick this is soooo splendiferous. Snuggles down onto the bank, flops back and lets the crick jabber away. Ahhhh absolute heaven!!!! 00ooo-Fireflies too.......

~ The Queen of Cajole ~

Jabberwocky splendiferous
throwing fitful frivolous flips

With her feverous fangs carnivorous
in her slinky sensuous slips

She’s the Wickedest Wackiest Witch
in the kingdom of craziest kinks

She’ll lure you to death
with the warmth of her breath
and drive you insane with her jinx

Kiss on her lips
and snuggle her hips
but beware of the cat on her back!

The feline’s affixed
with iniquitous tricks
awaiting a chance to attack!

Spasmodic reactions
and futile distractions
won’t save any man from her curse!

She’ll see all your actions
as merely infractions
to her mandate of being perverse!

So surrender your soul
to the witch you extol
and acknowledge her wanton control

She’ll enter your mind
and rob your soul blind
for she is the Queen of Cajole!

~~~

Abra (11/14/07)

Yes, go master of rhyme!

Hm-hm-hum-deedle-dee-dum, tapping foot and waiting for the fresh and invigorating rush of fresh clean whisps O'wind kisses when beauty is released..........

ahhh my beauties ...Abra has been pondering I see..I do so love his ponderings.

I shall sit upon the bank of the crick and rest my ample bottom for a bit, conjuring words from the brilliant skies and snow laden clouds...

Hello !!!


Whoo hoo !!!!!!!

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Hey you... Good to see ya!!! Harry is around here somehwere...

Hello Michael...

Thankyou so much for the mail, and the files in the cakes...

I couldn't really figure out what the files were for, but the cakes sure beat the bread and water, thankyou..

The whole world changed during my incarceration...there's more button thingys..

I have yet to play with any new buttons.

Wooo-hooo, welcome back Jess!

Confesses, haven't attempted the new button thingies yet either.

Not sure if I like the new buttons... seems like some threads are now quotes of quotes of quotes....

I know the intent was to make it easier to respond to other posts and also to make it clearer when another was being quoted....

but maybe I'm just resisting change....



No new buttons!!!!

Maybe.

But some new flowers would be nice. Also some eating emoticons.... I could use a snack....

I have gotten good at driving the edit button...no alarms when off when I pressed it...so, I feel very big and grown up right now..