Topic: A Lot Can Happen In Three Years....
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Fri 04/10/09 07:44 PM

I dont remember that quote. But then i have seen a plethora of films since then as well.

WOW! I managed to use it twice.


You deserve a piece of candy. What kind do you like?

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Fri 04/10/09 07:47 PM


I dont remember that quote. But then i have seen a plethora of films since then as well.

WOW! I managed to use it twice.


You deserve a piece of candy. What kind do you like?


Do you have a Plethora Bar?

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Fri 04/10/09 07:49 PM



I dont remember that quote. But then i have seen a plethora of films since then as well.

WOW! I managed to use it twice.


You deserve a piece of candy. What kind do you like?


Do you have a Plethora Bar?


laugh How about a 100Grand?

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Fri 04/10/09 07:51 PM
Never heard of that one, can i just take the cash instead?.

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Fri 04/10/09 07:51 PM
I must have misplaced that cash. I'll get back to you laugh

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Sat 04/11/09 05:13 AM

OK, here's what you do........

Take a nice 2 mile walk in every direction from your place, calling out her screen name every 10 feet or so. Use a megaphone if you have to. Be prepared to run if anything goes awry. Good Luck~!








Huh, I guess facetiousness no longer works around here. *Walks away dejectedly*

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Sat 04/11/09 08:46 AM

I figured this thread had to be from you, Lex, because "A lot" was properly written as TWO words, not one.


laugh

I was actually thinking of posting a thread about this subject and peoople not knowing basic words like "a lot" and "a while".

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Sat 04/11/09 08:52 AM


OK, here's what you do........

Take a nice 2 mile walk in every direction from your place, calling out her screen name every 10 feet or so. Use a megaphone if you have to. Be prepared to run if anything goes awry. Good Luck~!








Huh, I guess facetiousness no longer works around here. *Walks away dejectedly*


Yeah, but if she's dead, or married with five kids, do I really want to find her?

shades


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Sat 04/11/09 08:54 AM

From the "It Figures" category....

My friend's sister was telling me about a site one of her friends was on. "I never heard of it," she said. She told me the name of it. I never heard of it either.

Having a couple hours to kill, and no bullets, I decided to take a look at the place. It seemed pretty typical for the genre: no forums, lots of flashy gimmicks but not much in the way of substance, a lot of contests and pop-ups and distractions to keep you from noticing that there really isn't all that much there.

Every time I see a site like that, I'm reminded of why I like Mingle so much.

But, since I was there anyway, I decided to do a search on the locals. They had tons of locals; again, pretty typical for the genre, EXCEPT there was one who was absolutely stunning. I mean devastatingly stunning, and if I could think of some more words that contained "ing" in them that I could add to the list, I would add them.

And -- it said she was 1.8 miles away from me.

Well, that's impossible, so I looked a little deeper, and then I saw:

"Last log-in: October 15, 2006"

Yikes.

By now, she's either dead, or married with five kids.

October 15, 2006 is BEFORE I even signed up on Mingle (JSH at the time)....!!

It's a conspiracy, I tell ya....




Lex, You need to take a weekend off, come visit my cheesy little town, and let me take you out and reintroduce you to life and how to meet people that are interesting. Face to face is SO much easier. 5 seconds tells you if they're even remotely interested withou having to tell your life story. Evidence: I myself, jerk that I appear to be on here, meet a lot of fantastic people that I just start cnversations with at spot a on avenue B.

Not that I often try to further reltionships (my own psychological issue to bear), but surely an intelligent, somewhat famous (infamous) person such as yourself should be doing great in the interpersonal relationship department. May I suggest the library? College library?

I ain't feeling sorry for ya! lol

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Sat 04/11/09 08:55 AM
It looks like Lex lost out on his dream girl.....if only he had logged in on that last fateful night!!!sad noway laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Sat 04/11/09 08:55 AM


I figured this thread had to be from you, Lex, because "A lot" was properly written as TWO words, not one.


laugh

I was actually thinking of posting a thread about this subject and peoople not knowing basic words like "a lot" and "a while".


Awhile is a word.

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Sat 04/11/09 09:00 AM
Edited by FreeToB on Sat 04/11/09 09:01 AM

It looks like Lex lost out on his dream girl.....if only he had logged in on that last fateful night!!!sad noway laugh laugh laugh laugh


You're mean. mmmmm..I love it! lol

I'm no Tom Cruise or (your favorite andsome hunk here) but my friends, every one, wonder how a little smart ass Mr Know-It-All like me has the luck to have had, and still be loved by, such beautiful, intelligent and strong women as I have. The ones your jaw drops at.

I smile and show a little confidence...and talk to the ones that I'm interested in. The "un-approachable" ones are usually the ones that really want someone to not be scared to apply (within). Then treat them like women, not belongings (well OK, some belonged to me), or breakable trinkets... and just be a good guy.

Being the best f**K in the world helps too. devil

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Sat 04/11/09 09:02 AM
Edited by motowndowntown on Sat 04/11/09 09:09 AM
Awhile back, about a month ago, I was thinking of starting my own dating/social networking site. I figured I'd get alot of responses if I could come up with a plethora of fake profiles of stunning women to fill it with. All I got was one guy who kept yelling "hello, hello, is anybody really there?"

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Sat 04/11/09 09:05 AM

Awhile back, about a month ago, I was thinking of starting my own dating/social networking site. I figured I'd get alot of responses if I could come up with enough fake profiles of stunning women to fill it with. All I got was one guy who kept yelling "hello, hello, is anybody really there?"


"Yes baby, I'm here" (in falsetto, crackly voice)..."Come on in!".

laugh

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Sat 04/11/09 09:09 AM

Awhile back, about a month ago, I was thinking of starting my own dating/social networking site. I figured I'd get alot of responses if I could come up with enough fake profiles of stunning women to fill it with. All I got was one guy who kept yelling "hello, hello, is anybody really there?"
you forgot to the leave the backdoor open for the russian and asian women who will luv you long time for a piece of meat and $789438947328973298378923 rupies!!:wink: laugh

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Sat 04/11/09 09:14 AM
Edited by FreeToB on Sat 04/11/09 09:20 AM


Awhile back, about a month ago, I was thinking of starting my own dating/social networking site. I figured I'd get alot of responses if I could come up with enough fake profiles of stunning women to fill it with. All I got was one guy who kept yelling "hello, hello, is anybody really there?"
you forgot to the leave the backdoor open for the russian and asian women who will luv you long time for a piece of meat and $789438947328973298378923 rupies!!:wink: laugh


Thats like one dollar, 24 cents!!! I'm IN!!!

BTW, Rupees are in India. Rubles in Russia and Yen in China.

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Sat 04/11/09 09:19 AM


Awhile back, about a month ago, I was thinking of starting my own dating/social networking site. I figured I'd get alot of responses if I could come up with enough fake profiles of stunning women to fill it with. All I got was one guy who kept yelling "hello, hello, is anybody really there?"
you forgot to the leave the backdoor open for the russian and asian women who will luv you long time for a piece of meat and $789438947328973298378923 rupies!!:wink: laugh
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laugh laugh :wink:

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Sat 04/11/09 09:21 AM



Awhile back, about a month ago, I was thinking of starting my own dating/social networking site. I figured I'd get alot of responses if I could come up with enough fake profiles of stunning women to fill it with. All I got was one guy who kept yelling "hello, hello, is anybody really there?"
you forgot to the leave the backdoor open for the russian and asian women who will luv you long time for a piece of meat and $789438947328973298378923 rupies!!:wink: laugh


Thats like one dollar, 24 cents!!! I'm IN!!!

BTW, Rupees are in India. Rubles in Russia and Yen in China.

True.....but India is considered asia.:tongue: Btw.......send all of your rupies to

<--------bigsmile drinker

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Sat 04/11/09 09:24 AM
Edited by FreeToB on Sat 04/11/09 09:25 AM




Awhile back, about a month ago, I was thinking of starting my own dating/social networking site. I figured I'd get alot of responses if I could come up with enough fake profiles of stunning women to fill it with. All I got was one guy who kept yelling "hello, hello, is anybody really there?"
you forgot to the leave the backdoor open for the russian and asian women who will luv you long time for a piece of meat and $789438947328973298378923 rupies!!:wink: laugh


Thats like one dollar, 24 cents!!! I'm IN!!!

BTW, Rupees are in India. Rubles in Russia and Yen in China.

True.....but India is considered asia.:tongue: Btw.......send all of your rupies to

<--------bigsmile drinker


Yeah, but I don't expect many Indians (Hindus anyway) to be wanting "meat", so I just assumed. lol

Yes we have no rupees. I do however have some Dinar. What continents that? lol

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Sat 04/11/09 09:26 AM
<--------I has pesooooooooooooos!!!!bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile