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Male, 6' or above, dark hair, dark eyes, willin to complete "Honey Do List" without complaint, willin to do regular tune up and oil change on vehicle without lecture on keepin proper oil level and tire pressure, must have ridin lawn mower, all applicants must include picture of ridin lawn mower. 
Is there some sort of benefits package or is it all just hard labour? The benefits package only includes a hot meal wth a tall pint after work is completed. SHE DEVIL! Trying to lure me in with drink........where do I sign?! 
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 Honey, you KNOW they are gonna come back and ask what you will give in return <ahem> Not many will do something for nothing. Just because. Hey whats up with that!!!!
You expect us to work for free!!! I might be easy but not cheap!!! 
Must be willin to work for food. And I don't mean pink tacos.
Ahhh why did you have to go there? 
Food is okay but I prefer a "kind friendly smoke" 
I guess proteingirl was right guys are always (ahem)asking for something in return. 
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Male, 6' or above, dark hair, dark eyes, willin to complete "Honey Do List" without complaint, willin to do regular tune up and oil change on vehicle without lecture on keepin proper oil level and tire pressure, must have ridin lawn mower, all applicants must include picture of ridin lawn mower.
Is there some sort of benefits package or is it all just hard labour? The benefits package only includes a hot meal wth a tall pint after work is completed. SHE DEVIL! Trying to lure me in with drink........where do I sign?!
U Irish men are so easy.
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Honey, you KNOW they are gonna come back and ask what you will give in return <ahem> Not many will do something for nothing. Just because. Hey whats up with that!!!!
You expect us to work for free!!! I might be easy but not cheap!!!
Must be willin to work for food. And I don't mean pink tacos.
Ahhh why did you have to go there?
Food is okay but I prefer a "kind friendly smoke"
I guess proteingirl was right guys are always (ahem)asking for something in return.
I had to go there before one of u did, it's called cuttin off before the pass.
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Male, 6' or above, dark hair, dark eyes, willin to complete "Honey Do List" without complaint, willin to do regular tune up and oil change on vehicle without lecture on keepin proper oil level and tire pressure, must have ridin lawn mower, all applicants must include picture of ridin lawn mower.
Is there some sort of benefits package or is it all just hard labour? The benefits package only includes a hot meal wth a tall pint after work is completed. HMMMMMMMMMMMM.........does a tall pint equal the same as a short pint? i think it still does.........
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Edited by
NtheWind
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Fri 04/10/09 02:57 PM
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Male, 6' or above, dark hair, dark eyes, willin to complete "Honey Do List" without complaint, willin to do regular tune up and oil change on vehicle without lecture on keepin proper oil level and tire pressure, must have ridin lawn mower, all applicants must include picture of ridin lawn mower.
Is there some sort of benefits package or is it all just hard labour? The benefits package only includes a hot meal wth a tall pint after work is completed. SHE DEVIL! Trying to lure me in with drink........where do I sign?!
You better watch it she's going to get you drunk and take advantage of you by taking you wallet and leave you walking like a penguin.
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I dont know a thing about cars and i would use your honey do list to wipe myself with. I dont have a garden either and therefore dont own a lawnmower. But i am over 6ft, and i have a penis. But is it possible for a Irish woman and British man to get along???? And for that matter do you even know how to use said equipment???
Im not sure we can get along as such, but it is possible for a British man to invade and and occupy an Irish woman, and then in about 800 years time we can begin the peace process. |
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Male, 6' or above, dark hair, dark eyes, willin to complete "Honey Do List" without complaint, willin to do regular tune up and oil change on vehicle without lecture on keepin proper oil level and tire pressure, must have ridin lawn mower, all applicants must include picture of ridin lawn mower.
Is there some sort of benefits package or is it all just hard labour? The benefits package only includes a hot meal wth a tall pint after work is completed. SHE DEVIL! Trying to lure me in with drink........where do I sign?!
U Irish men are so easy.
Ah we're not all that easy. We're persistent feckers though, 800 years and the Brits couldn't get rid of us. Now we're breeding them out! |
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I dont know a thing about cars and i would use your honey do list to wipe myself with. I dont have a garden either and therefore dont own a lawnmower. But i am over 6ft, and i have a penis. But is it possible for a Irish woman and British man to get along???? And for that matter do you even know how to use said equipment???
Im not sure we can get along as such, but it is possible for a British man to invade and and occupy an Irish woman, and then in about 800 years time we can begin the peace process. Hasn't that been done already??? Let's try something new shall we?? How about an Irish woman take over and dictate to a British man. Then when she hits menopausal stage all h*ll can break loose?? That sounds like fun!!!
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Edited by
NtheWind
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Fri 04/10/09 03:01 PM
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Male, 6' or above, dark hair, dark eyes, willin to complete "Honey Do List" without complaint, willin to do regular tune up and oil change on vehicle without lecture on keepin proper oil level and tire pressure, must have ridin lawn mower, all applicants must include picture of ridin lawn mower.
Is there some sort of benefits package or is it all just hard labour? The benefits package only includes a hot meal wth a tall pint after work is completed. SHE DEVIL! Trying to lure me in with drink........where do I sign?!
You better watch it she's going to get you drunk and take advantage of you by taking you wallet and leave you walking like a penguin.
Not really reddbeans  is way cool beans!!!
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I dont know a thing about cars and i would use your honey do list to wipe myself with. I dont have a garden either and therefore dont own a lawnmower. But i am over 6ft, and i have a penis. But is it possible for a Irish woman and British man to get along???? And for that matter do you even know how to use said equipment???
Im not sure we can get along as such, but it is possible for a British man to invade and and occupy an Irish woman, and then in about 800 years time we can begin the peace process. Hasn't that been done already??? Let's try something new shall we?? How about an Irish woman take over and dictate to a British man. Then when she hits menopausal stage all h*ll can break loose?? That sounds like fun!!!
Ummmm...how about no? |
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Male, 6' or above, dark hair, dark eyes, willin to complete "Honey Do List" without complaint, willin to do regular tune up and oil change on vehicle without lecture on keepin proper oil level and tire pressure, must have ridin lawn mower, all applicants must include picture of ridin lawn mower.
Is there some sort of benefits package or is it all just hard labour? The benefits package only includes a hot meal wth a tall pint after work is completed. SHE DEVIL! Trying to lure me in with drink........where do I sign?!
U Irish men are so easy.
Ah we're not all that easy. We're persistent feckers though, 800 years and the Brits couldn't get rid of us. Now we're breeding them out! Me Irish grandparents taught me the best way to an Irishman's heart is thru his stomach. Feed him well and let him think he's hidin the bottle, but ur just replacin it for him. |
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I dont know a thing about cars and i would use your honey do list to wipe myself with. I dont have a garden either and therefore dont own a lawnmower. But i am over 6ft, and i have a penis. But is it possible for a Irish woman and British man to get along???? And for that matter do you even know how to use said equipment???
Im not sure we can get along as such, but it is possible for a British man to invade and and occupy an Irish woman, and then in about 800 years time we can begin the peace process. Hasn't that been done already??? Let's try something new shall we?? How about an Irish woman take over and dictate to a British man. Then when she hits menopausal stage all h*ll can break loose?? That sounds like fun!!!
Ummmm...how about no? Oh come now, I think the plan screams of brillance!!!
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I'm riding my lawnmower outta here.
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Male, 6' or above, dark hair, dark eyes, willin to complete "Honey Do List" without complaint, willin to do regular tune up and oil change on vehicle without lecture on keepin proper oil level and tire pressure, must have ridin lawn mower, all applicants must include picture of ridin lawn mower.
Is there some sort of benefits package or is it all just hard labour? The benefits package only includes a hot meal wth a tall pint after work is completed. SHE DEVIL! Trying to lure me in with drink........where do I sign?!
You better watch it she's going to get you drunk and take advantage of you by taking you wallet and leave you walking like a penguin.
Not really reddbeans is way cool beans!!!
Gracias amigo. Agradezco el cumplido. Mismo a usted. 
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Taking my short azz out of here.... sounds like a nightmare to me.
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Male, 6' or above, dark hair, dark eyes, willin to complete "Honey Do List" without complaint, willin to do regular tune up and oil change on vehicle without lecture on keepin proper oil level and tire pressure, must have ridin lawn mower, all applicants must include picture of ridin lawn mower.
Is there some sort of benefits package or is it all just hard labour? The benefits package only includes a hot meal wth a tall pint after work is completed. HMMMMMMMMMMMM.........does a tall pint equal the same as a short pint? i think it still does.........
Tall refers to the glass, put a pint in a tall glass and it looks like more than if in a short chubby glass. Do you not see the brillance in this????
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Tall refers to the glass, put a pint in a tall glass and it looks like more than if in a short chubby glass. Do you not see the brillance in this????
it makes it asthetically pleasing
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Tall refers to the glass, put a pint in a tall glass and it looks like more than if in a short chubby glass. Do you not see the brillance in this????
it makes it asthetically pleasing
U men are so easy fooled when sumthing is made to look bigger than it actually is. Perfect example, the Push-Up Bra.
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