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Topic: Wanted.............
ReddBeans Joined Sat 10/27/07 Posts: 6930	Fri 04/10/09 02:30 PM
Male, 6' or above, dark hair, dark eyes, willin to complete "Honey Do List" without complaint, willin to do regular tune up and oil change on vehicle without lecture on keepin proper oil level and tire pressure, must have ridin lawn mower, all applicants must include picture of ridin lawn mower.

beautyfrompain Joined Wed 03/05/08 Posts: 4696	Fri 04/10/09 02:31 PM
Good luck with that one.

NtheWind Joined Mon 11/03/08 Posts: 215	Fri 04/10/09 02:32 PM Edited by NtheWind on Fri 04/10/09 02:34 PM
How about a 5'8 Chicano to do the lawn?!!! I only work on Harleys.

MeChrissy2 Joined Sat 12/13/08 Posts: 10155	Fri 04/10/09 02:32 PM
Male, 6' or above, dark hair, dark eyes, willin to complete "Honey Do List" without complaint, willin to do regular tune up and oil change on vehicle without lecture on keepin proper oil level and tire pressure, must have ridin lawn mower, all applicants must include picture of ridin lawn mower. Hey Redd, can you see if he has a brother? I would like to add perform required maintenance on me to ensure maximum performance.

ProteinGirl Joined Thu 10/09/08 Posts: 400	Fri 04/10/09 02:36 PM
Honey, you KNOW they are gonna come back and ask what you will give in return <ahem> Not many will do something for nothing. Just because.

Unknow Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 41170	Fri 04/10/09 02:37 PM
All I have to offer is this very cool new and improved dancing banana.

ReddBeans Joined Sat 10/27/07 Posts: 6930	Fri 04/10/09 02:37 PM
Figured if the men could have their thread, so could we!

MeChrissy2 Joined Sat 12/13/08 Posts: 10155	Fri 04/10/09 02:37 PM
All I have to offer is this very cool new and improved dancing banana. Someone killed kenny.

Riding_Dubz Joined Wed 05/21/08 Posts: 22110	Fri 04/10/09 02:38 PM
yup just sign on the line,

Unknow Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 41170	Fri 04/10/09 02:38 PM
All I have to offer is this very cool new and improved dancing banana. Someone killed kenny. Not this year...

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Fri 04/10/09 02:38 PM
I dont know a thing about cars and i would use your honey do list to wipe myself with. I dont have a garden either and therefore dont own a lawnmower. But i am over 6ft, and i have a penis.

ReddBeans Joined Sat 10/27/07 Posts: 6930	Fri 04/10/09 02:38 PM
How about a 5'8 Chicano to do the lawn?!!! I only work on Harleys. I might be willin to overlook ur not meetin the height requirement, however, no Harley parked in my driveway unfortunately so u'd have to be willin to work on a Ford.

ReddBeans Joined Sat 10/27/07 Posts: 6930	Fri 04/10/09 02:39 PM
Male, 6' or above, dark hair, dark eyes, willin to complete "Honey Do List" without complaint, willin to do regular tune up and oil change on vehicle without lecture on keepin proper oil level and tire pressure, must have ridin lawn mower, all applicants must include picture of ridin lawn mower. Hey Redd, can you see if he has a brother? I would like to add perform required maintenance on me to ensure maximum performance. Chrissy, if he ain't got a brother, I'll look into a cousin, uncle, father.

MeChrissy2 Joined Sat 12/13/08 Posts: 10155	Fri 04/10/09 02:40 PM
yup just sign on the line, finding her pen but adding previous caveats mentioned in Redds original request and a few of my own Sign first please.

NtheWind Joined Mon 11/03/08 Posts: 215	Fri 04/10/09 02:41 PM
Honey, you KNOW they are gonna come back and ask what you will give in return <ahem> Not many will do something for nothing. Just because. Hey whats up with that!!!! You expect us to work for free!!! I might be easy but not cheap!!!

ReddBeans Joined Sat 10/27/07 Posts: 6930	Fri 04/10/09 02:42 PM
I dont know a thing about cars and i would use your honey do list to wipe myself with. I dont have a garden either and therefore dont own a lawnmower. But i am over 6ft, and i have a penis. But is it possible for a Irish woman and British man to get along???? And for that matter do you even know how to use said equipment???

Meg8771 Joined Fri 01/16/09 Posts: 5662	Fri 04/10/09 02:42 PM
I dont know a thing about cars and i would use your honey do list to wipe myself with. I dont have a garden either and therefore dont own a lawnmower. But i am over 6ft, and i have a penis. lmao

ReddBeans Joined Sat 10/27/07 Posts: 6930	Fri 04/10/09 02:43 PM
Honey, you KNOW they are gonna come back and ask what you will give in return <ahem> Not many will do something for nothing. Just because. Hey whats up with that!!!! You expect us to work for free!!! I might be easy but not cheap!!! Must be willin to work for food. And I don't mean pink tacos.

talldub Joined Fri 09/12/08 Posts: 2629	Fri 04/10/09 02:44 PM
Male, 6' or above, dark hair, dark eyes, willin to complete "Honey Do List" without complaint, willin to do regular tune up and oil change on vehicle without lecture on keepin proper oil level and tire pressure, must have ridin lawn mower, all applicants must include picture of ridin lawn mower. Is there some sort of benefits package or is it all just hard labour?

ReddBeans Joined Sat 10/27/07 Posts: 6930	Fri 04/10/09 02:45 PM
Male, 6' or above, dark hair, dark eyes, willin to complete "Honey Do List" without complaint, willin to do regular tune up and oil change on vehicle without lecture on keepin proper oil level and tire pressure, must have ridin lawn mower, all applicants must include picture of ridin lawn mower. Is there some sort of benefits package or is it all just hard labour? The benefits package only includes a hot meal wth a tall pint after work is completed.