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i'd probably grouse for a little while, but then i would just move on with life
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Depends on my mood. If I'm waiting for a parking spot and an elderly person gets it I understand and would let it go. But one holiday season at a packed mall I was waiting for someone backing out so I could get the parking space. A young punkass in a civic came out of nowhere and damn near hit the car backing out as he stole the space, jumped out and ran for the mall. He seen us and thought hed punked us. My buddy was going to grab him and proceed to rearrange his appendages and I said "Whooaaa pardner! I got this one". We parked and my buddy looked at me all funny. I walked up to pizzafaces car and reached in my pocket and pulled out a bottle of spray mace. I sprayed both his car door handles. My buddy said "What good will that do"? I replied "Its odorless, colorless, and leachable. He's gotta pee or rub his eyes sometime. Later today sometime he's gonna be screaming cause his eyes or penis is burning". Don't f*ck with bikers.
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Depends on my mood. If I'm waiting for a parking spot and an elderly person gets it I understand and would let it go. But one holiday season at a packed mall I was waiting for someone backing out so I could get the parking space. A young punkass in a civic came out of nowhere and damn near hit the car backing out as he stole the space, jumped out and ran for the mall. He seen us and thought hed punked us. My buddy was going to grab him and proceed to rearrange his appendages and I said "Whooaaa pardner! I got this one". We parked and my buddy looked at me all funny. I walked up to pizzafaces car and reached in my pocket and pulled out a bottle of spray mace. I sprayed both his car door handles. My buddy said "What good will that do"? I replied "Its odorless, colorless, and leachable. He's gotta pee or rub his eyes sometime. Later today sometime he's gonna be screaming cause his eyes or penis is burning". Don't f*ck with bikers. 
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I don't even have to be there to enjoy the revenge.
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I make sure that I'm at strategic angle as to not allow this to happen when waitin on a parkin spot. If by some miracle of fate they manage to squeeze in there before I get the opportunity to get my big a$$ truck in there then  I had nuthin to do with that nail they found in their tire.  You carry nail with you too  Darlin, I'm a redneck. I keep a fully stocked toolbox in my truck. U never know when u might need tools. Yeah, I've got the law enforcement issue spray, knife, and something else that requires a permit.Did I happen to mention the solid steel rod I keep conveniently located on the floor board next to my seat?
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I make sure that I'm at strategic angle as to not allow this to happen when waitin on a parkin spot. If by some miracle of fate they manage to squeeze in there before I get the opportunity to get my big a$$ truck in there then I had nuthin to do with that nail they found in their tire. You carry nail with you too Darlin, I'm a redneck. I keep a fully stocked toolbox in my truck. U never know when u might need tools. Yeah, I've got the law enforcement issue spray, knife, and something else that requires a permit.Did I happen to mention the solid steel rod I keep conveniently located on the floor board next to my seat?
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And the drug addicted welfare whore with 4 kids that smashed into my monster truck out at the end of an empty walmart parking lot because she was changing diapers while driving? And left the scene? Well I made sure to hurt noone. I found out where she lived and drove over her purple 94 ford probe. With the monster truck. 97 ram. Kenne belle supercharged 360, dana 60s, 37 inch bulletproof punctureproof military tires. Crunch. Took me a week to get all that metallic purple paint off my suspension. And its now all undercoated. Don't hit and run bikers. You can't hide a metallic purple ford probe in a small town.
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Elderly people no, but anyone else there's going to be problems
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I make sure that I'm at strategic angle as to not allow this to happen when waitin on a parkin spot. If by some miracle of fate they manage to squeeze in there before I get the opportunity to get my big a$$ truck in there then I had nuthin to do with that nail they found in their tire. You carry nail with you too Darlin, I'm a redneck. I keep a fully stocked toolbox in my truck. U never know when u might need tools. Yeah, I've got the law enforcement issue spray, knife, and something else that requires a permit.Did I happen to mention the solid steel rod I keep conveniently located on the floor board next to my seat? One of my mottos is Don't get mad, just get even. I also believe in being properly prepared for whatever situation may happen.
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I just
 how we started w/ some typical helplesss old lady jumping a parking spot.It has now spiraled into a hail of bullets similiar to Bonnie & Clyde's demise.Too Funny! !
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Call me a vengeful jerk. She had no insurance, no license, and a rap sheet a mile long. Why should I be responsible for other peoples bad decisions? Or their repeated idiot mistakes? Why should my insurance be responsible for her lack of common sense? I did the world a favor by squishing her car and keeping a menace to society off the road.
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But I save parking spots for little old people, hold doors for them, and carry their groceries. And anything else they want. Flats on the road changed, locked their keys in the car, anything. They've earned my time. I look at it as if they are all my grandparents.
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But I save parking spots for little old people, hold doors for them, and carry their groceries. And anything else they want. Flats on the road changed, locked their keys in the car, anything. They've earned my time. I look at it as if they are all my grandparents. I love the elderly. |
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I make sure that I'm at strategic angle as to not allow this to happen when waitin on a parkin spot. If by some miracle of fate they manage to squeeze in there before I get the opportunity to get my big a$$ truck in there then I had nuthin to do with that nail they found in their tire. I think that I should state I do not and would not take any action against an elderly person who did this to me. I'd simply let it go. However, anybody else is fair game in my book. Some punk kid whips into a parking spot that I clearly was waitin for by blinker indication or manner in which I strategically placed my vehicle, he's gonna get a reckonin of some sort. He shouldn't be surprised if I grab him by the ear and go to brow beatin him on his lack of respect like he were one of my own.
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As irritating as that can be, I find it pointless to get angry about it. I didn't get angry with her. Now had it been a man...I would of followed him throughout the store and trip him as he passed by me down the isle. I didn't say you got angry. Nothing in your post suggested that. I was only stating my opinion. :-) |
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As irritating as that can be, I find it pointless to get angry about it. I didn't get angry with her. Now had it been a man...I would of followed him throughout the store and trip him as he passed by me down the isle. I didn't say you got angry. Nothing in your post suggested that. I was only stating my opinion. :-)  
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