type out the sentence you end up with,
Pick the month you were born:
January------I kicked
February-----I loved
March---------I karate chopped
April-----------I licked
May-----------I jumped on
June----------I smelled
July-----------I did the Macarena With
August-------I had lunch with
September---I danced with
October------I sang to
November----I yelled at
December----I ran over

Now pick the day (number) you were born:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my cell phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18--------a spoon
19------- a smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a surfer
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy

And finally, pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White--------because I'm cool like that
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink----------because I'm NOT crazy.
Red----------because the voices told me to .
Blue----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple--------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange-------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown--------because I can.
Other---------because I'm a Ninja !
None----------because I can't control myself .

i sang to my cell phone because i can`t control myself...

Hummm I danced with my neigherbor because I'm sexy and do what I
want

I yelled at a gangster because Big Bird said to and he's my leader!


(my shirt has a picture of Oscar the Grouch on it!!!!!
)

i jumped on a goatbecause big bird said to and hes my leader.

I YELLED AT A SNOWMAN CUZ IM AWESOME

I yelled at a llama because
Big Bird Said to and he's my leader!

i danced with my science teacher cuz that's how i roll--

Hey Morena you born 11/5? I'm 11/6!

I loved a squirrel because I can't control myself

OMG!! LOL!!!

i licked a ninja because i'm a ninja.

ha. awesomeness!

I sang to a goat because I'm sexy and I do what I want?

Hell, I'm going back to the 12" condom I left in the Maple tree.

April-----------I licked
27-------my brother
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.

I danced with a snowman because big bird said to and he's my leader.

i karate chopped an ipod because thats the way i roll!!!

oopps thats how i roll!!

I sang to my neighbor because that's how I roll........

augest- i had lunch with- my best friend lisa at work we shared pai tai

I danced with a birdbath because that's how I roll.

i had lunch with a snowman because the voices told me to