Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, laid down the following rules:

" I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. those are my rules. Any comments? "

His new bride said,
" No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there'll be sex here at seven o'clock every night whether you're here or not."

I like that