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Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 32
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Sat 04/04/09 12:46 AM





what chew gonna do with all that junk

all that junk inside your trunk???:banana:


Im gonna get you get you drunk

my lovely lady lumps
Ohhhhhhhhhh that was soooooooooooooo 14 songs ago!!!laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh


If you had lady lumps like mine you would be slow as well
ohhhhhhhh ya gotta show us your man boobs dan!!! Its only "proper":wink: laugh laugh



NOOOOOOOOOO don't do it please!!!!!!!noway noway noway shocked

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Sat 04/04/09 12:46 AM



I've been listening to 99.1..... the oldies station lately.. It is so weird cause songs come on and they aren't like the oldies I used to hear...lol....they are "MY" favorites...OMG...I am gettin old!!!!


But they bring back a feeling....I dunno...it's weird....It might sound weird but.... I smell the air...and it brings me back...almost like I was there again!!!!
yes........can ya smell the ganga???smokin noway laugh Ya.......certain songs remind me of old friends......old bfs........certain situations.


I sooooooooooo miss it!!!! Back then I wanted to just go forward!!!! Now... I want to go back!!! go figure??? lol
I knowwwwwwwwwwwwww!!! I cant believe Im 43 and not dead????noway

Please pass the botox!!!!indifferent

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Sat 04/04/09 12:48 AM
Edited by singlelife44 on Sat 04/04/09 12:50 AM




I've been listening to 99.1..... the oldies station lately.. It is so weird cause songs come on and they aren't like the oldies I used to hear...lol....they are "MY" favorites...OMG...I am gettin old!!!!


But they bring back a feeling....I dunno...it's weird....It might sound weird but.... I smell the air...and it brings me back...almost like I was there again!!!!
yes........can ya smell the ganga???smokin noway laugh Ya.......certain songs remind me of old friends......old bfs........certain situations.


I sooooooooooo miss it!!!! Back then I wanted to just go forward!!!! Now... I want to go back!!! go figure??? lol
I knowwwwwwwwwwwwww!!! I cant believe Im 43 and not dead????noway drinks

Please pass the botox!!!!indifferent



I can't believe I am 46, dead, and still talkin!!!!!noway noway noway

Please pass the "bong" drinker

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Sat 04/04/09 12:49 AM
single......are you on chemo???

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Sat 04/04/09 12:51 AM
I sometimes think my heart is dead......

Ive been sooooooooo disappointed in people lately. Because I expect alot from people I guess.....I expect people not to lie etc........and they do. And Im sooooooooo tired of it I think I am completely shutting down.

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Sat 04/04/09 12:53 AM

I sometimes think my heart is dead......

Ive been sooooooooo disappointed in people lately. Because I expect alot from people I guess.....I expect people not to lie etc........and they do. And Im sooooooooo tired of it I think I am completely shutting down.


I've mostly given up on people in general (tho there are people who make me happy, like everyone in the diary, the people i work with, people at the animal shelter) which is why i only talk to cats! They will never stab you in the back, just claw you in the face laugh

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Sat 04/04/09 12:55 AM


I sometimes think my heart is dead......

Ive been sooooooooo disappointed in people lately. Because I expect alot from people I guess.....I expect people not to lie etc........and they do. And Im sooooooooo tired of it I think I am completely shutting down.


I've mostly given up on people in general (tho there are people who make me happy, like everyone in the diary, the people i work with, people at the animal shelter) which is why i only talk to cats! They will never stab you in the back, just claw you in the face laugh
I completely understand you in that regard cloudy. Cats.....dont really hurt you.

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Sat 04/04/09 12:56 AM
This is TOO FREAKY!!!!!!what what what They say "everything happens for a reason"???


Whoa..... (single) pours a stiff drink!!!!!!shocked

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Sat 04/04/09 12:59 AM

This is TOO FREAKY!!!!!!what what what They say "everything happens for a reason"???


Whoa..... (single) pours a stiff drink!!!!!!shocked
ya Im psychic........deal with it!!!bigsmile

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Sat 04/04/09 01:02 AM


This is TOO FREAKY!!!!!!what what what They say "everything happens for a reason"???


Whoa..... (single) pours a stiff drink!!!!!!shocked
ya Im psychic........deal with it!!!bigsmile



Single checks the yellow pages for an exorcist to keep inquiring minds...out of my loop!!! lol pitchfork

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Sat 04/04/09 01:04 AM
Ok.............EVERYONE RUN TO THE BATHROOM!!!!laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Sat 04/04/09 01:05 AM
Dear diary......I just realized.........Im head to toe in PINK CLOTHING!!!surprised

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Sat 04/04/09 01:05 AM
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MATCHING!!!!!noway

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Sat 04/04/09 01:07 AM



laugh laugh laugh

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Sat 04/04/09 01:09 AM
Dear Diary;

I hate it when the shelter gets a new litter of kittens and names them after the band members of The Beatles. THEY DO THIS EVERY YEAR! mad Yet anytime i throw a name out there they are like "noooo!" mad

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Sat 04/04/09 01:11 AM




laugh laugh laugh
laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Sat 04/04/09 01:12 AM

Dear Diary;

I hate it when the shelter gets a new litter of kittens and names them after the band members of The Beatles. THEY DO THIS EVERY YEAR! mad Yet anytime i throw a name out there they are like "noooo!" mad
I think you should call them tuna.........and liver.........

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Sat 04/04/09 01:15 AM
Edited by Jess642 on Sat 04/04/09 01:16 AM
Dear Diary....can it be? noway

Can it really be? Surely not! Nah uh...it can't be!noway





I have a date thingo with a man! noway noway

Not for three weeks, so plenty of time to chicken out...we are going down to brisbane to the art gallery, and to the casino, and to dinner and all this hoity toity stuff...hahahahaha....that's me f*cked! (as in fail miserably at hoity toity)

noway


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Sat 04/04/09 01:17 AM

Dear Diary....can it be? noway

Can it really be? Surely not! Nah uh...it can't be!noway





I have a date thingo with a man! noway noway

Not for three weeks, so plenty of time to chicken out...we are going down to brisbane to the art gallery, and to the casino, and to dinner and all this hoity toity stuff...hahahahaha....that's me f*cked! (as in fail miserably at hoity toity)

noway




Just talk about wombats, and you will do good drinker I hope your still saving couch space for me when I get there too, i want to hug a wombat drinker

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Sat 04/04/09 01:19 AM


Dear Diary....can it be? noway

Can it really be? Surely not! Nah uh...it can't be!noway





I have a date thingo with a man! noway noway

Not for three weeks, so plenty of time to chicken out...we are going down to brisbane to the art gallery, and to the casino, and to dinner and all this hoity toity stuff...hahahahaha....that's me f*cked! (as in fail miserably at hoity toity)

noway




Just talk about wombats, and you will do good drinker I hope your still saving couch space for me when I get there too, i want to hug a wombat drinker


I have your tickets to Australia Zoo waiting, Allen.

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