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If anyone has seen the show "Monk" -- that is me!!! Basically, everything has to be spic and span or I bounce. - I hate hair on any surface -- even one - Dirty floors - Dust - Dirty sinks, showers, toilets - Dirty carpet, walls, door handles, baseboards - Refrigorators Every week, I take clorax wipes and wipe down my walls, baseboards, the top of door jams, door handles, and I take out my dishes to clean the cabinets. When the doggies go out for potties, I wash their paws before they are allowed in the house. Oh, I hose their butts if the go poopies. I vacuum twice a day and wash my floors every day. I clean my toilets twice a day too. UGH! I hate toilets! I hate seeing them or even that word! I keep my bedroom door closed 24/7 because I don't want the cats in my room; otherwise, they would get in the bed with their 'litter paws'. I clorax clean my counter tops about 4 times a day. I can only imagine what my cats do when I am not home, so I assume they are every place they are not allowed when I'm home. So, I clorax clean the all surfaces. Yes, I am over the top. I can't be with anyone that is dirty. It makes me question his hygiene. gosh will you be my mommy? *eww* I am no one's Mommy nor do I wish to be 'mom' in any way, shape or form! |
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woodford
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Wed 04/01/09 12:17 AM
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I read this and think wow, some people realy dont know how to take care of there own space to the point that on a first time over to the house the thought of simply cleaning up a little or putting the porn away is not going through there minds????
scarry actualy. guess I should not worry so much. I keep house like michiganman he and I are flying on easy streat comparitivly. but yeah so not having the time to live like monk. I want to sleep some time. |
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If anyone has seen the show "Monk" -- that is me!!! Basically, everything has to be spic and span or I bounce. - I hate hair on any surface -- even one - Dirty floors - Dust - Dirty sinks, showers, toilets - Dirty carpet, walls, door handles, baseboards - Refrigorators Every week, I take clorax wipes and wipe down my walls, baseboards, the top of door jams, door handles, and I take out my dishes to clean the cabinets. damm When the doggies go out for potties, I wash their paws before they are allowed in the house. Oh, I hose their butts if the go poopies. I vacuum twice a day and wash my floors every day. I clean my toilets twice a day too. UGH! I hate toilets! I hate seeing them or even that word! I keep my bedroom door closed 24/7 because I don't want the cats in my room; otherwise, they would get in the bed with their 'litter paws'. I clorax clean my counter tops about 4 times a day. I can only imagine what my cats do when I am not home, so I assume they are every place they are not allowed when I'm home. So, I clorax clean the all surfaces. Yes, I am over the top. I can't be with anyone that is dirty. It makes me question his hygiene. gosh will you be my mommy? *eww* I am no one's Mommy nor do I wish to be 'mom' in any way, shape or form! |
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If anyone has seen the show "Monk" -- that is me!!! Basically, everything has to be spic and span or I bounce. - I hate hair on any surface -- even one - Dirty floors - Dust - Dirty sinks, showers, toilets - Dirty carpet, walls, door handles, baseboards - Refrigorators Every week, I take clorax wipes and wipe down my walls, baseboards, the top of door jams, door handles, and I take out my dishes to clean the cabinets. damm When the doggies go out for potties, I wash their paws before they are allowed in the house. Oh, I hose their butts if the go poopies. I vacuum twice a day and wash my floors every day. I clean my toilets twice a day too. UGH! I hate toilets! I hate seeing them or even that word! I keep my bedroom door closed 24/7 because I don't want the cats in my room; otherwise, they would get in the bed with their 'litter paws'. I clorax clean my counter tops about 4 times a day. I can only imagine what my cats do when I am not home, so I assume they are every place they are not allowed when I'm home. So, I clorax clean the all surfaces. Yes, I am over the top. I can't be with anyone that is dirty. It makes me question his hygiene. gosh will you be my mommy? *eww* I am no one's Mommy nor do I wish to be 'mom' in any way, shape or form! damm thats just nasty |
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If anyone has seen the show "Monk" -- that is me!!! Basically, everything has to be spic and span or I bounce. - I hate hair on any surface -- even one - Dirty floors - Dust - Dirty sinks, showers, toilets - Dirty carpet, walls, door handles, baseboards - Refrigorators Every week, I take clorax wipes and wipe down my walls, baseboards, the top of door jams, door handles, and I take out my dishes to clean the cabinets. When the doggies go out for potties, I wash their paws before they are allowed in the house. Oh, I hose their butts if the go poopies. I vacuum twice a day and wash my floors every day. I clean my toilets twice a day too. UGH! I hate toilets! I hate seeing them or even that word! I keep my bedroom door closed 24/7 because I don't want the cats in my room; otherwise, they would get in the bed with their 'litter paws'. I clorax clean my counter tops about 4 times a day. I can only imagine what my cats do when I am not home, so I assume they are every place they are not allowed when I'm home. So, I clorax clean the all surfaces. Yes, I am over the top. I can't be with anyone that is dirty. It makes me question his hygiene. So basically you're looking for a guy who has OCD? We'd never make it... lol I can be pretty slobish at times. I'm trying harder though to keep everything clean. |
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If anyone has seen the show "Monk" -- that is me!!! Basically, everything has to be spic and span or I bounce. - I hate hair on any surface -- even one - Dirty floors - Dust - Dirty sinks, showers, toilets - Dirty carpet, walls, door handles, baseboards - Refrigorators Every week, I take clorax wipes and wipe down my walls, baseboards, the top of door jams, door handles, and I take out my dishes to clean the cabinets. When the doggies go out for potties, I wash their paws before they are allowed in the house. Oh, I hose their butts if the go poopies. I vacuum twice a day and wash my floors every day. I clean my toilets twice a day too. UGH! I hate toilets! I hate seeing them or even that word! I keep my bedroom door closed 24/7 because I don't want the cats in my room; otherwise, they would get in the bed with their 'litter paws'. I clorax clean my counter tops about 4 times a day. I can only imagine what my cats do when I am not home, so I assume they are every place they are not allowed when I'm home. So, I clorax clean the all surfaces. Yes, I am over the top. I can't be with anyone that is dirty. It makes me question his hygiene. So basically you're looking for a guy who has OCD? We'd never make it... lol I can be pretty slobish at times. I'm trying harder though to keep everything clean. No, I don't want anyone like me -- that would be scary! I prefer a happy medium. Only twice have I been disgusted enough to walk out of someone's house. My experience has been that most guys are clean and act like adults when keeping house. |
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Pubic hairs anywhere.... oh no I'm OUT.
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Pubic hairs anywhere.... oh no I'm OUT. Why would they have pubic hair? Doesn't everybody shave now? I thought that was only a 70s thing! I could NEVER date someone that did't shave! Oh, Hi Lilith! |
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Pubic hairs anywhere.... oh no I'm OUT. Why would they have pubic hair? Doesn't everybody shave now? I thought that was only a 70s thing! I could NEVER date someone that did't shave! Oh, Hi Lilith! No, I mean when you're in the bathroom, you go to wash your hands, and there is one in the sink. A curly.... That has happened to me on more than one occasion. Actually, I dated a guy (ONCE) whose toilet was a permanently stained nastiness that literally turned my stomach. I went outside to vomit, due to the smell. How bad is a toilet when you won't vomit in it????? And he had a child. I waited to go potty until I reached a gas station. Sad when a public restroom is cleaner, huh? Hi Suzanne.... Sorry I just keep reading those Three's Company liners and it cracks me up! |
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Pubic hairs anywhere.... oh no I'm OUT. Why would they have pubic hair? Doesn't everybody shave now? I thought that was only a 70s thing! I could NEVER date someone that did't shave! Oh, Hi Lilith! No, I mean when you're in the bathroom, you go to wash your hands, and there is one in the sink. A curly.... That has happened to me on more than one occasion. Actually, I dated a guy (ONCE) whose toilet was a permanently stained nastiness that literally turned my stomach. I went outside to vomit, due to the smell. How bad is a toilet when you won't vomit in it????? And he had a child. I waited to go potty until I reached a gas station. Sad when a public restroom is cleaner, huh? Hi Suzanne.... Sorry I just keep reading those Three's Company liners and it cracks me up! Oh, you BRAT!! Just for that, I'm inviting you to an AM/PM men's bathroom for lunch! Table for one? |
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So basically you're looking for a guy who has OCD? We'd never make it... lol I can be pretty slobish at times. I'm trying harder though to keep everything clean. No, I don't want anyone like me -- that would be scary! I prefer a happy medium. Only twice have I been disgusted enough to walk out of someone's house. My experience has been that most guys are clean and act like adults when keeping house. Well hey if you don't mind cleaning up my place once in a while... oh yeah and you'd have to put up with me having another girlfriend... lol My gf and I just spent the other day going through my whole house cleaning. Not my idea of a good time. So now I'm trying to keep the place tidy. I don't spend much time at home so it can be tough to find time to get all the cleaning done. |
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