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Topic: first visit to his/her place
MelodyGirl's photo
Tue 03/31/09 09:46 PM


If anyone has seen the show "Monk" -- that is me!!!

Basically, everything has to be spic and span or I bounce.

- I hate hair on any surface -- even one
- Dirty floors
- Dust
- Dirty sinks, showers, toilets
- Dirty carpet, walls, door handles, baseboards
- Refrigorators



Every week, I take clorax wipes and wipe down my walls, baseboards, the top of door jams, door handles, and I take out my dishes to clean the cabinets.

When the doggies go out for potties, I wash their paws before they are allowed in the house. Oh, I hose their butts if the go poopies.

I vacuum twice a day and wash my floors every day.

I clean my toilets twice a day too. UGH! I hate toilets! I hate seeing them or even that word! ill

I keep my bedroom door closed 24/7 because I don't want the cats in my room; otherwise, they would get in the bed with their 'litter paws'.

I clorax clean my counter tops about 4 times a day.

I can only imagine what my cats do when I am not home, so I assume they are every place they are not allowed when I'm home. So, I clorax clean the all surfaces.

Yes, I am over the top. I can't be with anyone that is dirty. It makes me question his hygiene.


gosh

will you be my mommy? love


*eww* ill I am no one's Mommy nor do I wish to be 'mom' in any way, shape or form! :laughing:

woodford's photo
Wed 04/01/09 12:16 AM
Edited by woodford on Wed 04/01/09 12:17 AM
I read this and think wow, some people realy dont know how to take care of there own space to the point that on a first time over to the house the thought of simply cleaning up a little or putting the porn away is not going through there minds????

scarry actualy. guess I should not worry so much. I keep house like michiganman he and I are flying on easy streat comparitivly.

but yeah so not having the time to live like monk. I want to sleep some time.

no photo
Wed 04/01/09 12:20 AM



If anyone has seen the show "Monk" -- that is me!!!

Basically, everything has to be spic and span or I bounce.

- I hate hair on any surface -- even one
- Dirty floors
- Dust
- Dirty sinks, showers, toilets
- Dirty carpet, walls, door handles, baseboards
- Refrigorators



Every week, I take clorax wipes and wipe down my walls, baseboards, the top of door jams, door handles, and I take out my dishes to clean the cabinets.









dammembarassed

When the doggies go out for potties, I wash their paws before they are allowed in the house. Oh, I hose their butts if the go poopies.

I vacuum twice a day and wash my floors every day.

I clean my toilets twice a day too. UGH! I hate toilets! I hate seeing them or even that word! ill

I keep my bedroom door closed 24/7 because I don't want the cats in my room; otherwise, they would get in the bed with their 'litter paws'.

I clorax clean my counter tops about 4 times a day.

I can only imagine what my cats do when I am not home, so I assume they are every place they are not allowed when I'm home. So, I clorax clean the all surfaces.

Yes, I am over the top. I can't be with anyone that is dirty. It makes me question his hygiene.


gosh

will you be my mommy? love


*eww* ill I am no one's Mommy nor do I wish to be 'mom' in any way, shape or form! :laughing:

no photo
Wed 04/01/09 12:22 AM




If anyone has seen the show "Monk" -- that is me!!!

Basically, everything has to be spic and span or I bounce.

- I hate hair on any surface -- even one
- Dirty floors
- Dust
- Dirty sinks, showers, toilets
- Dirty carpet, walls, door handles, baseboards
- Refrigorators



Every week, I take clorax wipes and wipe down my walls, baseboards, the top of door jams, door handles, and I take out my dishes to clean the cabinets.









dammembarassed

When the doggies go out for potties, I wash their paws before they are allowed in the house. Oh, I hose their butts if the go poopies.

I vacuum twice a day and wash my floors every day.

I clean my toilets twice a day too. UGH! I hate toilets! I hate seeing them or even that word! ill

I keep my bedroom door closed 24/7 because I don't want the cats in my room; otherwise, they would get in the bed with their 'litter paws'.

I clorax clean my counter tops about 4 times a day.

I can only imagine what my cats do when I am not home, so I assume they are every place they are not allowed when I'm home. So, I clorax clean the all surfaces.

Yes, I am over the top. I can't be with anyone that is dirty. It makes me question his hygiene.


gosh

will you be my mommy? love


*eww* ill I am no one's Mommy nor do I wish to be 'mom' in any way, shape or form! :laughing:






damm thats just nasty

justinc1431's photo
Wed 04/01/09 12:26 AM

If anyone has seen the show "Monk" -- that is me!!!

Basically, everything has to be spic and span or I bounce.

- I hate hair on any surface -- even one
- Dirty floors
- Dust
- Dirty sinks, showers, toilets
- Dirty carpet, walls, door handles, baseboards
- Refrigorators



Every week, I take clorax wipes and wipe down my walls, baseboards, the top of door jams, door handles, and I take out my dishes to clean the cabinets.

When the doggies go out for potties, I wash their paws before they are allowed in the house. Oh, I hose their butts if the go poopies.

I vacuum twice a day and wash my floors every day.

I clean my toilets twice a day too. UGH! I hate toilets! I hate seeing them or even that word! ill

I keep my bedroom door closed 24/7 because I don't want the cats in my room; otherwise, they would get in the bed with their 'litter paws'.

I clorax clean my counter tops about 4 times a day.

I can only imagine what my cats do when I am not home, so I assume they are every place they are not allowed when I'm home. So, I clorax clean the all surfaces.

Yes, I am over the top. I can't be with anyone that is dirty. It makes me question his hygiene.


So basically you're looking for a guy who has OCD? We'd never make it... lol I can be pretty slobish at times. I'm trying harder though to keep everything clean.

MelodyGirl's photo
Wed 04/01/09 11:51 AM


If anyone has seen the show "Monk" -- that is me!!!

Basically, everything has to be spic and span or I bounce.

- I hate hair on any surface -- even one
- Dirty floors
- Dust
- Dirty sinks, showers, toilets
- Dirty carpet, walls, door handles, baseboards
- Refrigorators



Every week, I take clorax wipes and wipe down my walls, baseboards, the top of door jams, door handles, and I take out my dishes to clean the cabinets.

When the doggies go out for potties, I wash their paws before they are allowed in the house. Oh, I hose their butts if the go poopies.

I vacuum twice a day and wash my floors every day.

I clean my toilets twice a day too. UGH! I hate toilets! I hate seeing them or even that word! ill

I keep my bedroom door closed 24/7 because I don't want the cats in my room; otherwise, they would get in the bed with their 'litter paws'.

I clorax clean my counter tops about 4 times a day.

I can only imagine what my cats do when I am not home, so I assume they are every place they are not allowed when I'm home. So, I clorax clean the all surfaces.

Yes, I am over the top. I can't be with anyone that is dirty. It makes me question his hygiene.


So basically you're looking for a guy who has OCD? We'd never make it... lol I can be pretty slobish at times. I'm trying harder though to keep everything clean.


:laughing: No, I don't want anyone like me -- that would be scary! :laughing:

I prefer a happy medium. Only twice have I been disgusted enough to walk out of someone's house.

My experience has been that most guys are clean and act like adults when keeping house. winking :thumbsup: tongue2

lilith401's photo
Wed 04/01/09 11:55 AM
Pubic hairs anywhere.... oh no I'm OUT.

MelodyGirl's photo
Wed 04/01/09 12:04 PM

Pubic hairs anywhere.... oh no I'm OUT.


Why would they have pubic hair? ill

Doesn't everybody shave now? I thought that was only a 70s thing!

I could NEVER date someone that did't shave! ill

Oh, Hi Lilith! flowers :banana:


lilith401's photo
Wed 04/01/09 12:08 PM


Pubic hairs anywhere.... oh no I'm OUT.


Why would they have pubic hair? ill

Doesn't everybody shave now? I thought that was only a 70s thing!

I could NEVER date someone that did't shave! ill

Oh, Hi Lilith! flowers :banana:




No, I mean when you're in the bathroom, you go to wash your hands, and there is one in the sink. A curly....

That has happened to me on more than one occasion. Actually, I dated a guy (ONCE) whose toilet was a permanently stained nastiness that literally turned my stomach. I went outside to vomit, due to the smell. How bad is a toilet when you won't vomit in it????? And he had a child. I waited to go potty until I reached a gas station. Sad when a public restroom is cleaner, huh?

Hi Suzanne....rofl rofl rofl rofl Sorry I just keep reading those Three's Company liners and it cracks me up!

MelodyGirl's photo
Wed 04/01/09 12:33 PM



Pubic hairs anywhere.... oh no I'm OUT.


Why would they have pubic hair? ill

Doesn't everybody shave now? I thought that was only a 70s thing!

I could NEVER date someone that did't shave! ill

Oh, Hi Lilith! flowers :banana:




No, I mean when you're in the bathroom, you go to wash your hands, and there is one in the sink. A curly....

That has happened to me on more than one occasion. Actually, I dated a guy (ONCE) whose toilet was a permanently stained nastiness that literally turned my stomach. I went outside to vomit, due to the smell. How bad is a toilet when you won't vomit in it????? And he had a child. I waited to go potty until I reached a gas station. Sad when a public restroom is cleaner, huh?

Hi Suzanne....rofl rofl rofl rofl Sorry I just keep reading those Three's Company liners and it cracks me up!


Oh, you BRAT!! :laughing: Just for that, I'm inviting you to an AM/PM men's bathroom for lunch! ill :laughing: Table for one? :laughing:

justinc1431's photo
Wed 04/01/09 10:19 PM



So basically you're looking for a guy who has OCD? We'd never make it... lol I can be pretty slobish at times. I'm trying harder though to keep everything clean.


:laughing: No, I don't want anyone like me -- that would be scary! :laughing:

I prefer a happy medium. Only twice have I been disgusted enough to walk out of someone's house.

My experience has been that most guys are clean and act like adults when keeping house. winking :thumbsup: tongue2


Well hey if you don't mind cleaning up my place once in a while... oh yeah and you'd have to put up with me having another girlfriend... lol My gf and I just spent the other day going through my whole house cleaning. Not my idea of a good time. So now I'm trying to keep the place tidy. I don't spend much time at home so it can be tough to find time to get all the cleaning done.

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