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i like tatter tots
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Heyyyyyyyy!
I really AM easygoing, laid back, down to earth and open minded |
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i like tatter tots
I love subs 
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Just once, I'd like to see somebody write, "I'm frantic, easily agitated, and prone to disturbing outbursts of random violence."
Not someone I'd like to date, but, hey, points for originality. |
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Edited by
papersmile
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Mon 03/30/09 04:42 PM
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Just once, I'd like to see somebody write, "I'm frantic, easily agitated, and prone to disturbing outbursts of random violence." Not someone I'd like to date, but, hey, points for originality. Well for years my profile headline said 'just a cranky, cantankerous, b!tchy, crabby, frigid, boring, old biddy - no misrepresentation here'. It worked; no one wrote. |
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Just once, I'd like to see somebody write, "I'm frantic, easily agitated, and prone to disturbing outbursts of random violence." Not someone I'd like to date, but, hey, points for originality. Well for years my profile headline said 'just a cranky, cantankerous, b!tchy, crabby, frigid, boring, old biddy - no misrepresentation here'. It worked; no one wrote. I did |
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Edited by
papersmile
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Mon 03/30/09 04:43 PM
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Actually, if I recall correctly, it was ME who wrote YOU. *batting eyelashes*
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Edited by
Seakolony
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Mon 03/30/09 04:46 PM
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Mine says I am stubborn headstrong decisive and independent
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Edited by
Seakolony
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Mon 03/30/09 04:50 PM
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Mine says I am stubborn headstrong decisive and independent Should I add b!tchy and irritable?? I know those are nice qualities every man looks for!! |
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Mine says I am stubborn headstrong decisive and independent Should I add b!tchy and irritable?? I know those are nice qualities every man looks for!! Well you should, it would make it a more honest profile. |
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Mine says I am stubborn headstrong decisive and independent Should I add b!tchy and irritable?? I know those are nice qualities every man looks for!! Say something about long walks on the beach. I think there are still 4 or 5 profiles out there that aren't using that line! 
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Edited by
Seakolony
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Mon 03/30/09 04:55 PM
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Mine says I am stubborn headstrong decisive and independent Should I add b!tchy and irritable?? I know those are nice qualities every man looks for!! Say something about long walks on the beach. I think there are still 4 or 5 profiles out there that aren't using that line!
I do not go to the beach to walk I go to body surf the waves braH!! Oh yeah and to chill and watch the wild horses walkin on it!! |
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Mine says I am stubborn headstrong decisive and independent Should I add b!tchy and irritable?? I know those are nice qualities every man looks for!! |
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I adore long walks on the beach. If we lie about who we are, we're gonna get found out and dumped by friends and lovers alike.
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and I'm "bubbly"
(whatever the frick that means) |
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and I'm "bubbly" (whatever the frick that means) I think it means you have gas 
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Mine says I am stubborn headstrong decisive and independent Should I add b!tchy and irritable?? I know those are nice qualities every man looks for!! true, LOL
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and I'm "bubbly" (whatever the frick that means) I think it means you have gas
haha you just wait till we're in bed and I hold your head under the blanket |
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...for every guy's profile that reads: "I'm easygoing, laid back, down to earth and open minded", I'd have collected enough money by now to buy a round for everybody on this website. I'm not new at this on-line dating thing, so here is the translation of the aformentioned terms: easygoing - I take it easy. In all aspects of my life. As a matter of fact, I take it so easy, I don't even have a job right now. I also take it easy when it comes to relationships. I'm in no hurry to talk about feelings and all that other girlie-man crap. laid back - Yes, I'm planning on making you the one who's laying on her back. down to earth - I'm jiggy with it. I keep it real. Don't expect me to put you on a pedestal, grow wings and flutter around you all the time. If God wanted me to fly, he'd have made me a bird...or whatever. open minded - I like a certain type of woman, but I'm not afraid to think outside the bun. If I'm desperate enough. Or if a woman comes along that's desperate enough. Whichever occurs first. I'm also open to "alternative activities" such as cyber sex and threesomes. I have an open mind when it comes to that kind of stuff, otherwise I would be narrow minded. I don't like to leave any stone unturned and i do not leave anything open to vague interpretation so i tell them exactly how it is in my profile ahead of time
if they even read it .. 
and i tell them where to shove it 
if they can't behave themselves... 
this is part of my glorious profile
only i couldn't add emoticons to the profile to emphasize my position ... check it out and get ready to laugh
& If you are a player, a scammer & an eternal partier ... a married dude looking for greener pasture...:-((( or someone just looking for a mere fling :-((( or a simple one night stand ... get lost ... " boogie " down the road
like that album by canned heat 
make like a tree and leave just keep on going rude dude ... Please do the world a big favor !!! & go play smack dab in the middle of some serious city commute time traffic !!! ;-) go skydiving from Mount Everest
without gear ,
no parachute ~ pitons or rope :-)
take a very long walk
off a very short pier
in shark ~ infested waters 
with no lifeguard boat
hahaha !!!
cause if you keep behaving the way you do 
your breath really should be going
to people farrrrr more worthy
of breathing it 
for sure
as i flip my hair back 
& look down pathetically 
at your sorry self
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