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Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 31
Jess642 Joined Sat 03/31/07 Posts: 22732	Tue 03/31/09 06:31 PM
ok ontario is calling me..........what do they want?????? To offer you a gay bruce for marriage, a whole facility to manage as the BOSS, and a free holiday to Hawaii!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 03/31/09 06:34 PM
ok ontario is calling me..........what do they want?????? To offer you a gay bruce for marriage, a whole facility to manage as the BOSS, and a free holiday to Hawaii! Noooooooooooooo they want my soul!!! I believe its the bank wanting to suck me into something...........tell them to go away!!!

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Tue 03/31/09 06:35 PM
its the Quaker Oatmeal man he is coming for YOU

Jess642 Joined Sat 03/31/07 Posts: 22732	Tue 03/31/09 06:35 PM
Sheesh!!!!!!!! News travels fast!!! DO they read the Diary??? They heard you are suspended without pay, and want to offer you a tent and a tricycle !

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 03/31/09 06:37 PM
Everyone...........wants to help but they cant really.......

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 03/31/09 06:39 PM
I need more wine before I start crying again.......

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 03/31/09 06:40 PM
somebody please tell my cats to fukc off!!! They are hungry again and arent used to me being home at this time.....

Jess642 Joined Sat 03/31/07 Posts: 22732	Tue 03/31/09 06:40 PM
I need more wine before I start crying again....... *Runs in with IV line, and a barrel of aussie merlot!*

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 03/31/09 06:41 PM
dear diary......I get to phone on thursday morning to see if I still have a job or not. If I do.......isnt it great I can look like this ------> all the time???

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Tue 03/31/09 06:42 PM
awwwwwwwwwwwww((((((((gypsy))))))))) may the Karma Gods shat on that lying harpie doesnt seem like you have any say in the matter so try to put it behind you start baking the exlax cookies to nonchalantly place in the staff room start assembling the car bombs etc.....

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 03/31/09 06:42 PM
aussie shiraz is betta!!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 03/31/09 06:43 PM
awwwwwwwwwwwww((((((((gypsy))))))))) may the Karma Gods shat on that lying harpie doesnt seem like you have any say in the matter so try to put it behind you start baking the exlax cookies to nonchalantly place in the staff room start assembling the car bombs etc..... Im trying......Im strong remember???

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Tue 03/31/09 06:43 PM
want my mustard gas recipe? its quite simple and quite deadly

s1owhand Joined Fri 05/18/07 Posts: 29437	Tue 03/31/09 06:44 PM
Shadow!! FCUK OFF!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 03/31/09 06:45 PM
you know what pisses me off??? the accusers arent even good nurses!!! They dont give drinks to my mom when its time......I know this. If ** is going to happen Im not going to let it goooooooooooo ohhhhhhhhhhh NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! I just got a whiff of FUKC YOU ***!!!!

Jess642 Joined Sat 03/31/07 Posts: 22732	Tue 03/31/09 06:45 PM
Shadow!! FCUK OFF! Hahahaha I was thinking the SAME thing!!! Or yelling 'here Kitty kitty!'

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 03/31/09 06:46 PM
im not GOING DOWN WITH OUT A FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 03/31/09 06:46 PM
Shadow!! FCUK OFF! DOTN FORGET ABOUT SMOKEY!!!!!!!! TELL HIM TO FUKC OFF TOO!!!!

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Tue 03/31/09 06:50 PM
I gotta give my son a ride to town bib

s1owhand Joined Fri 05/18/07 Posts: 29437	Tue 03/31/09 06:50 PM
im not GOING DOWN WITH OUT A FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!! right on. but do it smart. a letter denying any wrongdoing and insisting on proof besides hearsay from a disgruntled coworker otherwise full reinstatement and no blemishes on your record. if possible get a witness to state that you had nothing to do with the conflagration. Smokey. Come on now, fcuk off already!