Inside the flagpole on any miltary installation is a book of matches, and ammo used in the current caliber of pistol the General has.

The matches are to burn the flag, less any enemy capture the base, and the bullet... for the General to kill himself.

A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.


Holy sh!t!

I did not know that.

I had heard that.

Cook County Jail, in Chicago, IL, has more inmates locked inside it's walls than any other jail in the free-world. There are over 10,000 inmates locked up there at any time of day.

The jail in LA County, CA is two separate facilities, and has a larger population(combined).

The ball at the top of a flagpole is called a Truck.

The only way to have a flag at half-staff is to raise it from the ground all the way to the top, and then bring it back down to half-staff.

When wearing an American flag on your right arm, it is to be backwards.

You're born with 300 bones, but when you get to be an adult, you only have 206!.

In Mohave County Arizona has a decree that declares that anyone caught stealing soap must wash himself with it until it is all used up.

Running an electrical current through salt will produce sodium hydrochloride gas.

Combining bleach and ammonia will yield chlorine gas.

Using 8' of 4" pvc...a lawn sprinkler valve...a 4"cap with a tire valve stuck in it. will yield an air bazooka with about a 1/4mile range when launching one pound......at 120psi......it is rated to 480 psi. about $15.

Or one HELL of a bong !!

Rumor is it is the most 'first CD' people buy too.

7% of Americans don't know the first 9 words of the American anthem, but know the first 7 of the Canadian anthem!.

Powdered coffee creamer is not only flammable, it is a great substitue for milk for cooking recipies.

There were six Three Stooges. Moe, Shemp, and Curly were brothers with the real last name of Horwitz. The other three were Larry Fine, Joe Besser, and Joe DeRita.

Paint thinner or naptha has an extremely high evaporation rate that causes heat.

If a rag is soaked and bundled up really tight....within 20 minutes..it will catch fire. it is one form of evaporational fuse.

When a barrel of crude oil is refined, it yields (at various temps.)

Tar, asphalt, parrafin wax, diesel, kerosene, naptha, gasoline,propane

Up until the 1970's it was against the law for grocery stores to sell margarine or oleo in Wisconsin.

a pig's penis is shaped like a corkscrew. This probably means that after sex it takes him 30 minutes to "unwind".

California sea lions are voyeurs; they are stimulated by the sight of other sea lions performing sex. Oftentimes, this is the only form of sexual gratification for the younger males since the older ones jealously guard their harems. During the mating season, which lasts 2 months, the older males are expected to satisfy the sexual needs of their harem. Copulation may last an hour or longer as the pair float just below the surface of the water. Once one affair is completed, the male must hurry ashore to begin again with a new female.

It's true. Had to distract my daughters at the 4H fair last year in the hog barn.

In Spokane county, WA it is against the law to sell dishwashing liquid containing phosphates.