I think there's been entirely too much seriousness goin on around here lately. I'm gonna be the brave one an say ENOUGH!! Everybody needs to take a deep breath an just enjoy life. I'm now gonna make fun of myself an others like myself. For those who know me here, I am a very proud Redneck. So therefore, I'm gonna pick on rednecks wit no mercy. Which as I just said is myself. So if sumbody wants to report me for pickin on myself, ur gonna look kinna stoopid but go right ahead. If anyone has any redneck wittism they'd like to share by all means do so

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git in the truck Darlin'

LMFAO

if your porch collapses and kills more than four dogs.......


if you mow your lawn and discover a car........

if you go to family reunions to meet women......

if more than one of your relitives has died after sayin "hey y'all watch this".......

if you've ever said " I can do that too"....

I think I can hear the dueling banjos playing in the backround.

LOL!!

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OH GAWD!!! Sumbody hold me back, I'm in love