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Topic: Rednecks
ReddBeans Joined Sat 10/27/07 Posts: 6930	Fri 03/27/09 04:24 PM
Gotta give us Rednecks credit for one thing, we're a fun lovin bunch of misfits

The_Pete_Man Joined Sat 09/15/07 Posts: 21383	Fri 03/27/09 04:29 PM
I have some redneck relatives who are simultaneously my 1st, 3rd, and 4th cousins......

willing2 Joined Sun 06/08/08 Posts: 20221	Fri 03/27/09 04:40 PM
Ain't had so many laughs since the hogs ate my little brother.

Roweanne Joined Mon 03/03/08 Posts: 437	Fri 03/27/09 04:42 PM
Um, I've never seen a redneck in a tutu before. Is that like wearing a lampshade on your head at a party? will you remember it in the morning?

speedy_25 Joined Wed 03/25/09 Posts: 3	Fri 03/27/09 04:44 PM
Red-Necks are awesome and they are definately everywhere you go

Roweanne Joined Mon 03/03/08 Posts: 437	Fri 03/27/09 04:48 PM
OMG

willing2 Joined Sun 06/08/08 Posts: 20221	Fri 03/27/09 04:51 PM
Um, I've never seen a redneck in a tutu before. Is that like wearing a lampshade on your head at a party? will you remember it in the morning? Uh-Hum. That would be, "Ain't never," 'scuse me!

willing2 Joined Sun 06/08/08 Posts: 20221	Fri 03/27/09 05:00 PM
Me 'n Bubba was headed home from a crawfish boil when we seen a roadblock ahead. We had a sixpack between us and was sippin' on a couple. Bubba said," We in for it now. We gonna' get busted for sure." I pulled over for a second to think. Told Bubba, "I got it. Now, you shut up and let me do all th' talkin'. We'll take the labels off our beers and stick 'em on our foreheads." We did that and went on up to the roadblock. The officer looked at us and asked if we'd been drinking. I told him,"Heck no, officer. We're on th' patch."

Roweanne Joined Mon 03/03/08 Posts: 437	Fri 03/27/09 05:01 PM


ReddBeans Joined Sat 10/27/07 Posts: 6930	Fri 03/27/09 05:09 PM
Me 'n Bubba was headed home from a crawfish boil when we seen a roadblock ahead. We had a sixpack between us and was sippin' on a couple. Bubba said," We in for it now. We gonna' get busted for sure." I pulled over for a second to think. Told Bubba, "I got it. Now, you shut up and let me do all th' talkin'. We'll take the labels off our beers and stick 'em on our foreheads." We did that and went on up to the roadblock. The officer looked at us and asked if we'd been drinking. I told him,"Heck no, officer. We're on th' patch." We're a purty clever bunch

willing2 Joined Sun 06/08/08 Posts: 20221	Fri 03/27/09 05:20 PM
Um, I've never seen a redneck in a tutu before. Is that like wearing a lampshade on your head at a party? will you remember it in the morning? That's my Redneck aerobics uniform. As for the tights, one-size-fits-all is misleading advertisement. They don't and let me tell ya'. It was pretty em-bare-a$$-ing!

ReddBeans Joined Sat 10/27/07 Posts: 6930	Fri 03/27/09 05:51 PM
Rednecks!!! Say no to crack!! Pull up ur britches!!!

ReddBeans Joined Sat 10/27/07 Posts: 6930	Fri 03/27/09 10:33 PM


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ReddBeans Joined Sat 10/27/07 Posts: 6930	Fri 03/27/09 10:41 PM Edited by ReddBeans on Fri 03/27/09 10:43 PM


ReddBeans Joined Sat 10/27/07 Posts: 6930	Sun 03/29/09 11:00 AM
Rednecks don't care what kinda truck u drive, they just wanna know can ya get it thru the mudhole????

damnitscloudy Joined Sat 04/07/07 Posts: 11293	Sun 03/29/09 11:09 AM
Rednecks maybe crazy mofos, but they are always helping people out =D

krasnired3333 Joined Wed 11/26/08 Posts: 1	Sun 03/29/09 11:11 AM
love the comments.absolutely awesome.chris in tucson

AngieH79 Joined Sun 09/07/08 Posts: 2494	Sun 03/29/09 09:43 PM
If your flashlight requires more than 3 D batteries...

Roweanne Joined Mon 03/03/08 Posts: 437	Sun 03/29/09 10:20 PM
So, just how many of you have ever been too drunk to fish?