An out-of-breath 7 year-old girl ran up to her grandfather, who
was tinkering in his workshop, and confronted him with the
universally dreaded question: "What is sex...?"

He was surprised she'd ask such a question at her age, but
thought if she's old enough to ask, she's old enough to get
a straight answer. He wouldn't shirk his responsibilities.
Steeling himself to leave nothing out, he proceeded to
describe for her all the variations of human sexuality he
could conjure, careful to impress upon her the joys and
responsibilities of intercourse and procreation.

When finally Grandpa was done pontificating, the little girl
stood frozen, as though nailed to the spot, and looked at
him with her mouth open, eyes wide in amazement.
Seeing she was overwhelmed, he asked what caused her
sudden curiosity.

His granddaughter shook off her reverie and replied,
"Grandma says dinner will be ready in a couple of secs."

I have 8 grandchildren...I ALWAYS say....Ask your mother!!!