Topic: The JSH Dork Club
FallenAngel4U's photo
Thu 05/10/07 07:17 PM
I am always wanting to change everything but then look at the whole page
and nope cant:wink:

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Thu 05/10/07 07:18 PM
flawless I must say
very creative

MsTeddyBear2u's photo
Thu 05/10/07 07:18 PM
I liked your slide show it was great! you have it posted twice in
bulletins though. wow you must be double proud! lol


Imb ty so much for the great laughs tonite...I can't remember a time
when I ever laughed that much...I am just wore out...


heres to my friends!flowerforyou flowerforyou flowerforyou

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Thu 05/10/07 07:20 PM
thanks teddy
that's me
Always doing stupid stuff

LMAO

FallenAngel4U's photo
Thu 05/10/07 07:20 PM
yes every time Teddy I add a pic it goes in my bulliten
automatically,sorry

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Thu 05/10/07 07:21 PM
still looked great

MsTeddyBear2u's photo
Thu 05/10/07 07:23 PM
oh fallen dont be sorry-it was funny!:wink:

FallenAngel4U's photo
Thu 05/10/07 07:23 PM
Alright I couldnt resist
I love this one

<<<blushing

crashhere's photo
Thu 05/10/07 07:25 PM
(((((((((((((((((((((((Dork Quiz))))))))))))))))) Hi there.
You've seen geek code. But this isn't it. Geeks are their own special
brand of weird, as are nerds. Dorks are a whole other breed. Perhaps
you've been called a geek, but in your mind you said "No! I have a life!
I can't be a geek!" You're quite right. But you can be a dork. There's
nothing wrong with it...We all have our moments. But then some of us
live that life to the fullest. Not usually on purpose.

That's actally the hallmark of dorkiness. Noone tries to be a dork, it
just kind of happens that way. Ever find yourself saying "I didn't mean
for that to happen...It just kind of went wrong all by itself!"? Do you
feel that way so often that you sometimes thing you should have that
tattooed on your forehead? Take this quiz to figure out your Dork
Quotient...


1. Are you slow at getting jokes?
a) Nah, I usually get 'em right away.
b) Most of the time. Noone will explain them to me anymore.
c) Actually, I don't think most jokes are very funny.

2. When you do get them, do you laugh strangely?
a) No.
b) Yeah.
c) I don't laugh.

3. Have you ever tripped over a smooth sidewalk?
a) Once or twice.
b) If I'm not paying attention.
c) No. I never look up from the sidewalk.

4. ...While you were making eye contact with someone attractive?
a) No, I try not to be a dumbass.
b) Rather often, actually.
c) Eye contact?

5. What do your friends think of you?
a) That I'm a pretty cool person.
b) That I'm weird, but in a good way.
c) Friends?

6. Does your clothing match right now?
a) Of course.
b) Kind of.
c) My computer doesn't care, so why should I?

7. Do you go out on Friday and Saturday nights?
a) Almost always.
b) Sometimes.
c) No, the library closes at 5.

8. Can you do dialogue along with the Holy Grail?
a) The what?
b) Can and do.
c) I don't watch movies.

9. Who do you most closely identify with?
a) Kermit.
b) Gonzo.
c) Scooter.

10. How do you react if someone refers to you as 'strange'?
a) I'm a little insulted.
b) I take it as a compliment.
c) I ignore them and resume work.

11. Do you have a web page?
a) No.
b) Yes.
c) No, I have real work to do.

12. How do you react when you meet somebody's kids?
a) I pat them on the head and say hi.
b) We'll usually engage in an ugly-face contest.
c) I avoid children.

Scoring

MOSTLY A's
If you answered mostly A's, you're probably the average Joe/Jane Schmo
on the street. You tend to not attract too much attention to yourself by
doing stupid stuff in front of other people. You're the kind of person
who considers their actions before they happen, and you are a pretty
good judge of what other people are thinking. In short, you're dull.

So why did you take this quiz if you already knew you were normal? Well,
either you're a delusional nerd, or you have a persistent little fear
that you'll someday be perceived as a dork. Reality check: we all do
dumb stuff from time to time, so don't worry about it so much. Bizarre
spontaneity is better than regimented normalness. It's kind of endearing

MOSTLY B's
Ding ding ding! We have a winner! You're a dork. You knew that. You know
a lot of random stuff actually...You probably know what a male duck is
called, and no, it's not a duck. I bet you tell "I'm a big dork" stories
on a fairly regular basis. You're a member of Alpha Beta Needa Data. But
what makes you cool (in your own sort of way) anyway is that you take
all of this with a sense of humor. You know full well there's nothing
wrong with being a little strange; you wouldn't have it any other way.
That's pretty respectable. Even if your socks don't really match, if you
look at 'em up close. But who's going to be looking that close at your
socks anyway, right? So take pride in your dorkiness. You rock.



MOSTLY C's

When you go the beach, do people kick sand in your face? Do small
children? When was the last time you looked up from your computer? Are
you sure the outside world's still there? Do you care? Of course not,
you're a nerd. You're definitely not normal, but you go beyond mere
dorkiness, to the land of the geeks. You live in your very own little
world, which is fine by you I'm sure, but believe it or not, other
people are not the enemy, and they might even like you if you gave them
a chance. You may want to work on that sense-of-humor thing, though.
Laughter is OK, as is an occasional A-. But whatever. Do what you like;
you'll be making quadruple my salary in a couple of years anyway!



TheLonelyWalker's photo
Thu 05/10/07 07:25 PM
Angel, whose is that cute face?

FallenAngel4U's photo
Thu 05/10/07 07:26 PM
Its my grandson walker
I was holding him a tickling him lol

TheLonelyWalker's photo
Thu 05/10/07 07:27 PM
he is a real angel

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Thu 05/10/07 07:27 PM
Holt S#$%
I just fired up my propane bbq that I haven't used for a few months
and guees what flew out and was pissed off

Two big ass hornets
<-----is way allergic to all bees
There are pissed I knocked the hell out of one with the spatuala

TheLonelyWalker's photo
Thu 05/10/07 07:27 PM
like his granny
flowerforyou

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Thu 05/10/07 07:28 PM
cute pic fallen
adorable

songbirrd's photo
Thu 05/10/07 07:28 PM
11/12 b's=DORKlaugh

crashhere's photo
Thu 05/10/07 07:29 PM
laugh laugh laugh

FallenAngel4U's photo
Thu 05/10/07 07:29 PM
Awwww thank you Walker

<< this one is the sam kid
but he is kissing his (mydaughter)flowerforyou

FallenAngel4U's photo
Thu 05/10/07 07:30 PM
His mom lol

MsTeddyBear2u's photo
Thu 05/10/07 07:30 PM
I'm normal sad sad sad sad sad sad sad ohwell