A woman went into to HR Block to get her taxes done.

The man who was going to file her taxes asked her about her occupation.

"I'm a hooker", she replied.

"Oh, that seems a little vulgar to put down as your job description. Can you think of another name?, he asked.

"Hmmmmm. How about prostitute?", she replied.

"No, no, that will never pass approval. Try something else", the man said nervously.

"I know! How about poultry farmer?", she said excitedly.

"Poultry farmer? Why poultry farmer?", the tax man asked.

"Because last year I raised 5,000 cocks!"

The man fainted....

Dud, you ain't right....