Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 30 | |
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Have a good night chevy!!!
<---stares at cats sleeping....... |
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later chevy
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I missed my big balls of fluff!!!
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I missed my big balls of fluff!!! |
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Oh yes.......and THEY MISSED MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
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Yes I am the crazy cat lady!!!!
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dEAR DIARY.....Im thinking Im not going to get a date with a pic of a deer................
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Dear diary.......I just realized that Im doing this ALL WRONG!!!! I must fall in love with a different guy every week!!!!
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Dear diary...............YOuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu dont bring me flowerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs anymore!!!
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaawd I sometimes wanna slap Barbara Streisand!!!! |
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<-----cranks up AC/DC
WHO MADE WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO???? |
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Dear Diary,
I wish a beautiful woman with a tiny lemon yellow head would fall madly in lust with me... even if only for a week. It's perfect timing for me to make my move as she just got dumped by FABO123 and so she must be feeling very volurnable right now. -M.M. |
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Dear Diary,
I saw a SLUT running around drooling! |
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Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?????
FABO DUMPED ME!!! OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGG I WANNA DIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! |
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Dear Diary, I saw a SLUT running around drooling! |
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Dear Diary,
I'm watching the fish pedi story on CNN! |
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Hey now...
I'm not a slut... I'm a man-whore! |
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Dear Diary, I'm watching the fish pedi story on CNN! |
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Edited by
MahanMahan
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Thu 03/26/09 02:09 AM
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Dear Diary,
You're right. I'm chicken... but FABO's a tough act to follow. I think instead I'm gonna go hang out at the Greater Metropolitan Mingle City bus terminal and pick up on a cute little newbie... They're always easy and best part is, they have no idea what a man-whore I am! -M.M. |
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Edited by
s1owhand
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Thu 03/26/09 02:14 AM
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Dear Diary...
Man Ho On! |
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Dear diary......as I was driving home from work tonight I seen something really disturbing to me.
I seen a few guys and a girl beat the crap and kick the sh*t out of some girl in the middle of a busy street. I drove right up like a dumb ass and flashed my brights on them. I then thought.......what the hell am I doing???? I backed the car up and got the hell out of there I was about to call 911 when I seen the girl get up and walk beside them...........WTF???? |
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