A lady goes to her priest one day and
tells him, "Father, I have a problem.
I have twofemale parrots, but they only know
how to say one thing."
"What do they say?" the priest inquired.
They say,"Hi, we're hookers!
Do you want to have some fun?

"That's obscene!" the priest
exclaimed, then he thought for a moment.
"You know," he said,
"I may have a solution to your problem.
I have two male talking parrots,
which I have taught to pray and read the Bible.
Bring your two parrots over to my house,
and we'll put them in the cage with Francis and Peter.

My parrots can teach your parrots to pray
and worship, and your parrots are sure to stop saying .... that phrase ... in no time."

"Thank you," the woman responded,
"this may very well be the solution."
The next day,she brought her female
parrots to the priest's house.
As he ushered her in,
she saw that his two male parrots
were inside their cage holding
rosary beads and praying.


Impressed, she walked over and placed her
parrots in with them.

After a few minutes,the female parrots cried out in unison:
Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"

There was stunned silence.

Shocked, one male parrot looked over at
the other male parrot and exclaimed
"Put the beads away, Frank. Our
prayers have been answered!"



Have a great weekend!!
***POOF***

That was a 9.5 on the laughter scale! and a 1/2

How freakin cute!!!!!!!