>> A wealthy woman was being shown around the hospital.
>>>
>>>
>>> During her tour she passed a room where a male patient was
>>> masturbating furiously.
>>>
>>>
>>> 'Oh my GOD!' screamed the woman. 'That's disgraceful! Why is
>>> he
>>> doing that?'
>>>
>>>
>>> The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained, 'I'm
>>> very sorry
>>> that you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious
>>> condition where
>>> his testicles rapidly fill with semen, and if he doesn't do
>>> that at
>>> least five times a day, he'll be in extreme pain and his
>>> testicles could
>>> easily rupture.'
>>>
>>>
>>> ''Oh, well in that case, I guess it's okay,' said the woman.
>>>
>>>
>>> As they passed by the very next room, they saw a male patient
>>> laying
>>> in bed while a nurse performed oral sex on him.
>>>
>>>
>>> Again, the woman screamed, 'Oh m y GOD! How can THAT be
>>> justified?'
>>>
>>>
>>> Again the doctor spoke very calmly, 'Same illness, better
>>> health plan.'
>>>

GO FIGURE...