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It’s a convicts first day in prison and he’s terrified and crying. An older convict comes up to him and says,
“Hey, prison is not such a bad place. For instance, Do you like movies?” And he says, “Yea, I like movies.” “Well,” the older guy says, “Every Monday they show a great movie in the rec room.” “Wow, that’s good.”, the new guy says. “Do you like baseball?” The older convict asks. “Sure.” The new guy says. “Well, every Tuesday we organize teams and play a few games.” “That’s good.” The new guy says. “Do you like Italian food?” Asks the older guy. “Sure I do.” says the new guy. “Every Wednesday night in the cafeteria they cook a big Italian dinner. Says the older guy. “Wow,” says the new guy. “Let me ask you,” the older convict says. “Are you homosexual?” “Uh, no,” the new guy replies. “Ahh,” the older convict says, “You’re not going to enjoy Thursdays then!”   
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 Hmmmmm...eventually thursdays might come to be the night most looked forward to...YA THINK???????? 
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