Topic: Three asian midgets walk into a bar....
drakeperry's photo
Thu 03/19/09 12:15 AM
...just kidding!! lol i have two friends that are LP's!

anywhom check out my profile and let me know what you think!

chevylover1965's photo
Thu 03/19/09 12:17 AM
ah man !laugh drinker

Queene123's photo
Thu 03/19/09 12:18 AM

...just kidding!! lol i have two friends that are LP's!

anywhom check out my profile and let me know what you think!


you wouldnt want to joke with them like that.

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Thu 03/19/09 12:19 AM
nice..opener here and ur profile...not bad wee one..too bad i'm not closer to your age..good luck!

drakeperry's photo
Thu 03/19/09 12:25 AM


...just kidding!! lol i have two friends that are LP's!

anywhom check out my profile and let me know what you think!


you wouldnt want to joke with them like that.


:D thats why i ended the joke! lol

thank you all for the speedy replys! just remember DONT fill in the rest of the joke lol please.

be well!

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Thu 03/19/09 01:06 AM
A guy is standing at a urinal when he notices that he's being watched by a midget. Although the little fellow is staring at him intently, the guy doesn't get uncomfortable until the midget drags a small step ladder up next to him, climbs it, and proceeds to admire his privates at close range."Wow," comments the midget, "Those are the nicest balls I have ever seen!"Surprised-and flattered-the man thanks the midget and starts to move away."Listen, I know this is a rather strange request," says the little fellow, "but I wonder if you would mind if I touched them."Again the man is rather startled, but seeing no real harm in it, he obliges the request. The midget reaches out, gets a tight grip on the man's balls, and says, "Okay, hand over your wallet or I'll jump!"surprised rofl



SharpShooter10's photo
Thu 03/19/09 01:09 AM

A guy is standing at a urinal when he notices that he's being watched by a midget. Although the little fellow is staring at him intently, the guy doesn't get uncomfortable until the midget drags a small step ladder up next to him, climbs it, and proceeds to admire his privates at close range."Wow," comments the midget, "Those are the nicest balls I have ever seen!"Surprised-and flattered-the man thanks the midget and starts to move away."Listen, I know this is a rather strange request," says the little fellow, "but I wonder if you would mind if I touched them."Again the man is rather startled, but seeing no real harm in it, he obliges the request. The midget reaches out, gets a tight grip on the man's balls, and says, "Okay, hand over your wallet or I'll jump!"surprised rofl



laugh laugh rofl rofl rofl drinks

SharpShooter10's photo
Thu 03/19/09 01:11 AM
nothing wrong with midget chicks, everyone needs a little Pvssy

laugh bigsmile



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Thu 03/19/09 01:15 AM

nothing wrong with midget chicks, everyone needs a little Pvssy

laugh bigsmile




laugh drinker :banana:

Dan99's photo
Thu 03/19/09 01:21 AM
and order a round of drinks, the barman charges them $9, and they leave $8.50 on the bar, and the barman says 'HEY! You're a little short'

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Thu 03/19/09 01:29 AM
rofl This guy's probably thinking WTF! all these dudes are blowing up my entrance at M2.So then in the words of Jewel"sometimes it be that way"frustrated rofl :banana: drinks