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...just kidding!! lol i have two friends that are LP's!
anywhom check out my profile and let me know what you think! |
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ah man !
 
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...just kidding!! lol i have two friends that are LP's! anywhom check out my profile and let me know what you think! you wouldnt want to joke with them like that. |
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nice..opener here and ur profile...not bad wee one..too bad i'm not closer to your age..good luck!
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...just kidding!! lol i have two friends that are LP's! anywhom check out my profile and let me know what you think! you wouldnt want to joke with them like that. :D thats why i ended the joke! lol thank you all for the speedy replys! just remember DONT fill in the rest of the joke lol please. be well! |
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A guy is standing at a urinal when he notices that he's being watched by a midget. Although the little fellow is staring at him intently, the guy doesn't get uncomfortable until the midget drags a small step ladder up next to him, climbs it, and proceeds to admire his privates at close range."Wow," comments the midget, "Those are the nicest balls I have ever seen!"Surprised-and flattered-the man thanks the midget and starts to move away."Listen, I know this is a rather strange request," says the little fellow, "but I wonder if you would mind if I touched them."Again the man is rather startled, but seeing no real harm in it, he obliges the request. The midget reaches out, gets a tight grip on the man's balls, and says, "Okay, hand over your wallet or I'll jump!"
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A guy is standing at a urinal when he notices that he's being watched by a midget. Although the little fellow is staring at him intently, the guy doesn't get uncomfortable until the midget drags a small step ladder up next to him, climbs it, and proceeds to admire his privates at close range."Wow," comments the midget, "Those are the nicest balls I have ever seen!"Surprised-and flattered-the man thanks the midget and starts to move away."Listen, I know this is a rather strange request," says the little fellow, "but I wonder if you would mind if I touched them."Again the man is rather startled, but seeing no real harm in it, he obliges the request. The midget reaches out, gets a tight grip on the man's balls, and says, "Okay, hand over your wallet or I'll jump!" 
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nothing wrong with midget chicks, everyone needs a little Pvssy
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nothing wrong with midget chicks, everyone needs a little Pvssy 
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and order a round of drinks, the barman charges them $9, and they leave $8.50 on the bar, and the barman says 'HEY! You're a little short'
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This guy's probably thinking WTF! all these dudes are blowing up my entrance at M2.So then in the words of Jewel"sometimes it be that way"
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