An ederly couple had been married for 50 years and had never missed a day of having sex.
Of course, being elderly they had a cute name for it. They called it "Doing the laundry".
Well, one night the old boy curls up to his wife and says "Are you ready to do the landry, Honey?".
His wife replies, "I'm sorry Baby, but I am just so unbelieveably tired. Can we skip doing the laundry just this once?".
The old boy say's it's no problem, kisses his wife goodnight and rolls over.
Well, his wife starts thinking about it. The ol' boy had been very good to her for 50 years and not once, in that time, had they ever missed a day of doing the laundry. 50 YEARS, every day, that had to be a record. Besides, she just couldn't do that to him.
Finally she rolls over, snuggles up to her man and says "Honey, I'm ready to the laundry.".
Her husband rolls over and says, "That's okay Sweety. It was a small load...I did it by hand.