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   hello pretty lady !!!
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Pick up lines ....
   
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there should be no pick up lines. honesty is the best
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I bet you can't guess which leg its resting on
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there should be no pick up lines. honesty is the best
Right on |
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THERES NO SUCH THING AS PICK UP LINES!
every hot girl has heard lines before, its dumb, they never work, it lowers your value, cuz your a stranger, and the girl will be like "you need to update your game" and walk away. now theres openers, like comedian has, you open! a small 30 seconds story about yourself or a story. girls like a guy thats non threating! if you walk up and grab her ass, what do you think will happen? heres some openers: "can i get a female opinion on something? yeah my friend and i were arguing about girls and how they cant tell if another girl is whering make up! can girls tell? now do you see how this, is alot better then.. "hey baby, my heart stopped, i need a ambulance, cuz you fell from heaven" |
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Edited by
feistybaby
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Sat 03/14/09 12:34 PM
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aren't you the luck one...best view I have seen and you see it on a daily basis....
Personally I find pick up lines funny, and used as an ice breaker they often do have results...I have never met anyone that didn't like to laugh...the results just may not be what you hoped they would be.... |
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wanna go in halves making a bastard with me?
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 Get in the car b!tch
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would you like to escape time, climb out of your body, leave time and the mind, look from above the planet and behind the sublime, leave the earth and universe far behind, fly with me and circle the globe one time...
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Get in the car b!tch
*smacks Pat* that's shut up and get in the truck |
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WANNA BE MY GARDNER?
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IS THAT A COKE CAN DOWN THERE?
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Get in the car b!tch
The Perfect Philly Date: ugghhhh, get out! |
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IS THAT A COKE CAN DOWN THERE?
yes, that was once what an old civilization used to drink, lol... why dearest, you seem to be tending your own fruited garden quite fine, now step from the blind, raise your hands with mine, now turn around three time, wah la wah la crack open time, where did reality go that looked so defined... |
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IS THAT A COKE CAN DOWN THERE?
yes, that was once what an old civilization used to drink, lol... why dearest, you seem to be tending your own fruited garden quite fine, now step from the blind, raise your hands with mine, now turn around three time, wah la wah la crack open time, where did reality go that looked so defined... uuummm I don't think u wanna see me raise my arm or hands...........my muscles are HUGE.......... 
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IS THAT A COKE CAN DOWN THERE?
yes, that was once what an old civilization used to drink, lol... why dearest, you seem to be tending your own fruited garden quite fine, now step from the blind, raise your hands with mine, now turn around three time, wah la wah la crack open time, where did reality go that looked so defined... uuummm I don't think u wanna see me raise my arm or hands...........my muscles are HUGE..........
lol... yes, it seems you are quite down to earth, and those large muscle's......well, no worries indeed, as you shall never need to use them on me, lol... |
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IS THAT A COKE CAN DOWN THERE?
yes, that was once what an old civilization used to drink, lol... why dearest, you seem to be tending your own fruited garden quite fine, now step from the blind, raise your hands with mine, now turn around three time, wah la wah la crack open time, where did reality go that looked so defined... uuummm I don't think u wanna see me raise my arm or hands...........my muscles are HUGE..........
Well I should never have to use them on amyone............lol since I BOX Really I doooooo Just like to stay FIT!
lol... yes, it seems you are quite down to earth, and those large muscle's......well, no worries indeed, as you shall never need to use them on me, lol... |
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wow, boxing...
that is realy cool... please, please, i give, it was but a tease, now please leave me with the rest of my leg's and knee's, lol... peace |
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wow, boxing... that is realy cool... please, please, i give, it was but a tease, now please leave me with the rest of my leg's and knee's, lol... peace 
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