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People that quote each other or other people are insignificant, according to Webster,but than again,if you are spending too much time inserting and extracting your foot out of your pie-hoe,where' is there time to READ!...if you just heard a woosh,that was the sound of knowledge going over your head...it's OK you'll get use to it as you get older.
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 Who's webster? Was he some sitcom dude in the '70's??
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People that quote each other or other people are insignificant, according to Webster,but than again,if you are spending too much time inserting and extracting your foot out of your pie-hoe,where' is there time to READ!...if you just heard a woosh,that was the sound of knowledge going over your head...it's OK you'll get use to it as you get older. Bravo, Mr. Crotchsoft! Bravo 
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Sorry...can't school you no more,people need to eat,and the cattle need to be fed...same time tomorrow? Take Care
Crush |
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Jess, it all makes sense now. I had to experience the ostrich for myself. He sho' is a live one. Good luck with'im.
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Who's webster? Was he some sitcom dude in the '70's?? 
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Edited by
Jess642
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Fri 03/13/09 04:35 AM
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Jess, it all makes sense now. I had to experience the ostrich for myself. He sho' is a live one. Good luck with'im.  Nah...it's getting late here... I'm all hoola-ed out, and Friday the 13th-ed out...( it's 9.30pm Friday night, and I start work at 4.00am) See you on the flip side!!!!! |
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Sorry...can't school you no more,people need to eat,and the cattle need to be fed...same time tomorrow? Take Care Crush Hey, mind if I quote you on that? It'll be in an insignificant thread post by an insignificant mingler such as myself. Yeah, same time tomorrow... 
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Wait a minute...Wait a Freakin Minute...uh...NO NO NO I'm not going to stand 4 a CHESSY poster board like "SPIT or SWALLOW" beat us in rating's...uh uh...NO what have we come to...come back,come back...tell me how bad a dresser I am or something...HELP!
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WAIT...I like Girls doing Women! or Women doing Girls...come back...AARRRGGGGHHHHH
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Edited by
MahanMahan
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Fri 03/13/09 05:11 AM
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You are actually calling me back to your thread? Me, an insignificant cheese-head? I am truly honored.
And frankly, I find your ranch-hand farmer boy attire quite homo-erotic, so don't count on me bashing you for your clothing style.  |
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Oh...sorry didn't mean you...I was talking about...ah my cat...no wait...my blind pet turtle...this card board box with allot of tape on it...HELP!!!
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Oh, and here I was feelin' all special. I don't usually get a second invitation. Come to think of it, you didn't invite me to your farm in the first place. I guess my curiousity got the best of me... and since I'm here, I might as well ask you, is it true what they say about farmers havin' sexual relations with the farm animals?
And if so, what's it like? 
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Edited by
MahanMahan
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Mr. Crotchsoft, where are you?
Are you hiding in the barn? While I wait for you, I'm just going to continue to post cheesy spit or swallow billboard type posters and whatnot... 
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Oh, and here I was feelin' all special. I don't usually get a second invitation. Come to think of it, you didn't invite me to your farm in the first place. I guess my curiousity got the best of me... and since I'm here, I might as well ask you, is it true what they say about farmers havin' sexual relations with the farm animals? And if so, what's it like? Mahan you got the wool over your eyes again.....LOL Just fooling with you. |
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Edited by
MahanMahan
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Fri 03/13/09 05:49 AM
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Babchi dahling, thank you for stopping by.
Well, according to my nemesis Farmer Crotchbuff, I am but an insignificant drop of mucus in the vast endless ocean of puke. He has such a magical way with words. You wouldn't know it by just looking at him though... He has an unsettling obsession with ostriches and emoos, and spends his free time either standing on one leg or with his head buried in the sand. Both great techniques for deep meditation. He is indeed an enlightened man... when he's not on the booze of course, which is not that often ever since his sister moved out of the ranch accusing him of exposing himself to her and her friends. But in his defense, part of the ancient oriental secrets of enlightenment is to walk in a meditative state fully nude. It can be taken the wrong way I suppose. And also, I know for a fact that he wouldn't have any desire to have sex with his own sister as he is not into females, as much as he is into the farm animals and other farm boys. I can't wait for you to meet him. He should be here any moment now. |
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Babchi dahling, thank you for stopping by. Well, according to my nemesis Farmer Crotchbuff, I am but an insignificant drop of mucus in the vast endless ocean of puke. He has such a magical way with words. You wouldn't know it by just looking at him though... He has a unsettling obsession with ostriches and emoos, and spends his free time either standing on one leg or with his head buried in the sand. Both great techniques for deep meditation. He is indeed an enlightened man... when he's not on the booze of course, which is not that often ever since his sister moved out of the ranch accusing him of exposing himself to her and her friends. But in his defense, part of the ancient oriental secrets of enlightenment is to walk in a meditative state fully nude. It can be taken the wrong way I suppose. And also, I know for a fact that he wouldn't have any desire to have sex with his own sister as he is not into females, as much as he is into the farm animals and other farm boys. I can't wait for you to meet him. He should be here any moment now. MMM interseting .....Some things to ponder DEEPLY......You learned all that in a few moments of chatting? Not sure!!!!! What to think yet let me get back to you after more COFFEE.....lol |
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Babchi dahling, thank you for stopping by. Well, according to my nemesis Farmer Crotchbuff, I am but an insignificant drop of mucus in the vast endless ocean of puke. He has such a magical way with words. You wouldn't know it by just looking at him though... He has a unsettling obsession with ostriches and emoos, and spends his free time either standing on one leg or with his head buried in the sand. Both great techniques for deep meditation. He is indeed an enlightened man... when he's not on the booze of course, which is not that often ever since his sister moved out of the ranch accusing him of exposing himself to her and her friends. But in his defense, part of the ancient oriental secrets of enlightenment is to walk in a meditative state fully nude. It can be taken the wrong way I suppose. And also, I know for a fact that he wouldn't have any desire to have sex with his own sister as he is not into females, as much as he is into the farm animals and other farm boys. I can't wait for you to meet him. He should be here any moment now. MMM interseting .....Some things to ponder DEEPLY......You learned all that in a few moments of chatting? Not sure!!!!! What to think yet let me get back to you after more COFFEE.....lol  {{{{{...What babchi doesn't know is that while she wasn't looking, I spiked her regular Folgers coffee with rum and some laxatives. Let's see what happens when she comes back...}}}}} |
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