You know, every time I show up for work and complain about having cramps and being tired (along with a squillion other symptoms), my 59-year old boss says "I am SO glad I don't have to go through that anymore!".

I guess she's got a point. But I think I would actually miss having my period. It has so many advantages:

- PMS is the perfect excuse for everything from missing the bus to cursing in front of the customers.

- What better way to induce pity in your partner than looking like the Goodyear Blimp with acne, moaning in pain while you slowly slide off the couch because you're cramping so bad that no matter how much you try to get comfortable, it's just not possible because you can't sit still?

- Getting your partner to hold and cuddle you because the Budweiser commercial with the cute baby Clydesdale made you cry.

- Being able to call in sick merely because you're bleeding to death.

- Making the pimply sales associate at Wal-Mart sweat with embarrassment because you're making him look for some hilarious sounding brand of tampons you totally made up, and - while you get louder and louder - threaten to have him fired if he's too stupid to special order them for you.

- Being able to tell your partner things like "Don't touch me, you sick bastard!" and actually having an excuse for saying it.

- Wearing your pajamas, robe and fuzzy slippers all day because you've gained so much water weight, you can't lift your arms high enough to turn on the shower.

- Actually having a valid excuse for popping Percocet like candy.

Yeah...I think I'm gonna miss my period.

Now im jealous! I wanna have periods!

im only 45yrs old and i went through the change a little over 7yrs ago
i was having problems withg my monthlies where i would be passing blood clots like crazy and i was so warn out i didnt even want to get up and go to work.
i finally went to the doc and they put me on provera to regulate my monthies. it worked for awhile and then it quit all together... im pretty sure part of the reason i went the change early was do to my health issue also i had read on my birthdefect it can also make you go through a change like that as well mess your cycle up

...And I thought MY week was going bad!!



I sooooooooooo miss it

Hmmm...really? Let me look into the matter...I'm sure I'll be able to help you out.

Maybe you could organise multiple orgasms for me while you are there?

I will not miss that period! Getting old has to have some advantages; always good w/bad.

As long as you're ok with being able to differentiate between 2,557 colors and actually knowing them all by name. Well and having breasts. You're lucky...you get to pick a size.

...me too.

I was diagnosed with pre-uterine cancer after having polyups removed. It is coming up on 2 years now. Now I can wear white in the summer and NEVER have to worry ever again.

They did a complete hysterectomy, my doctor said that I was destined to worry in a few years that it would have spread to my ovaries. I knew that I wasn't going to have any more children. It's a relief not having to worry now.

I only get cramps a week before my period and even then it only last a day or two, and I do not gt it all the time, but if I do get them then I know my period will be heavy and long

This is one sick topic.
I like it!!

HeynPat wanna run to the store for me? LOL

I didnt say i wanted to actually become a woman!

Just before women have that time of the month, men have that time of the month.





































































You know, she's cranky irritable, whiny, and then relief. She's finally on her period again.

definitely not going to miss it! hmm but I bet chocolate won't taste as delicious....

I just realized. As I've been reading this, I've dipping my tuna sandwich into my tomato soup.

DAMN!

Oh...well how am I supposed to help you have periods then?

I mean if you just want to experience the pain and symptoms I suggest the following:

- eat a hearty mexican dinner with lots of spicy ingredients and beans

- be sure to have 3 gallons of water with your meal until you feel like a tick ready to pop and you're unable to feel your feet or move your arms.

- have Lisa kick you in the balls every half hour (make sure she sets the timer)

- repeat this routine for a minimum of three days

Sorry, you won't get to use tampons, pads or pain killers and you won't be bleeding. It's the best I can do for you.