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Mrs Palin could be a president some day....book opportunities...jobs...well...you would have to get your "ged"...but still. Me...a GOOD ATTORNEY! Sniff...cough...damn nose itch Now Cindy. Just because an attorney got you out of your mess..... Why did I fall prey to a Republican girl????? 
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Your putin was in Missouri? How did you get preggies?? LEVI!!! How many times did I tell you not to leave the state? I did...didn't I? sniff In Missouri?!  I'm in Missouri. Keep that putin away from me.
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Does this mean there is too much water under the Bridge-to-nowhere for us to give it another try Bristol? Pssstt...(whispers) honey please...momma needs an attorney. Talk to the girl sweet. |
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Mrs Palin could be a president some day....book opportunities...jobs...well...you would have to get your "ged"...but still. Me...a GOOD ATTORNEY! Sniff...cough...damn nose itch Now Cindy. Just because an attorney got you out of your mess..... Why did I fall prey to a Republican girl?????
because you don't even remember who your mom is. no wonder you came on tv with me so easy |
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Your putin was in Missouri? How did you get preggies?? LEVI!!! How many times did I tell you not to leave the state? I did...didn't I? sniff In Missouri?! I'm in Missouri. Keep that putin away from me.
psst...you are the putin and now have been written into the script |
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I swear..I just saw someone in that tree. With a flashlight! sniff sniff Oh for heaven sakes, it's Bristol trying to prove she's as tough as her mother. I'll never happen of course. See! There she goes, and right on her butt too. sigh... |
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Does this mean there is too much water under the Bridge-to-nowhere for us to give it another try Bristol? Pssstt...(whispers) honey please...momma needs an attorney. Talk to the girl sweet. the audience didn't hear you hun |
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Does this mean there is too much water under the Bridge-to-nowhere for us to give it another try Bristol? Pssstt...(whispers) honey please...momma needs an attorney. Talk to the girl sweet. You cant sweet talk these Republicans mom. All they understand is lobbyist! |
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I swear..I just saw someone in that tree. With a flashlight! sniff sniff Oh for heaven sakes, it's Bristol trying to prove she's as tough as her mother. I'll never happen of course. See! There she goes, and right on her butt too. sigh... MOTHER!!!! just because i don't have your values doesn't mean i'm not a big girl 
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Your putin was in Missouri? How did you get preggies?? LEVI!!! How many times did I tell you not to leave the state? I did...didn't I? sniff In Missouri?! I'm in Missouri. Keep that putin away from me.
psst...you are the putin and now have been written into the script I wanted that putin kept away from me.
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Your putin was in Missouri? How did you get preggies?? LEVI!!! How many times did I tell you not to leave the state? I did...didn't I? sniff In Missouri?! I'm in Missouri. Keep that putin away from me.
psst...you are the putin and now have been written into the script I wanted that putin kept away from me.
either you are putin in the play, one of the babies or the dog....your choicce |
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does this play have a point to it???? 
Yes and the point is that you suck at this. A meatball in TN could do a better.......oh wait, who am I talking to.. |
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I swear..I just saw someone in that tree. With a flashlight! sniff sniff Oh for heaven sakes, it's Bristol trying to prove she's as tough as her mother. I'll never happen of course. See! There she goes, and right on her butt too. sigh... MOTHER!!!! just because i don't have your values doesn't mean i'm not a big girl
VALUES???? My Dad, four of his brothers, and the HS Hockey team had your Mother! |
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does this play have a point to it????
Yes and the point is that you suck at this. A meatball in TN could do a better.......oh wait, who am I talking to.. fanta wrote the script...blame him
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Momma needs an attorney!!!!! COME ON!!! Now where is that? sniff did you hear that? It was a noise...is someone up there?
So anyways....why don't you two kids make up? I mean heck...what do you have better to do? |
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I swear..I just saw someone in that tree. With a flashlight! sniff sniff Oh for heaven sakes, it's Bristol trying to prove she's as tough as her mother. I'll never happen of course. See! There she goes, and right on her butt too. sigh... MOTHER!!!! just because i don't have your values doesn't mean i'm not a big girl
VALUES???? My Dad, four of his brothers, and the HS Hockey team had your Mother! your mom is in jail...what does that say about you??? and keep your family away from my momma |
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Momma needs an attorney!!!!! COME ON!!! Now where is that? sniff did you hear that? It was a noise...is someone up there? So anyways....why don't you two kids make up? I mean heck...what do you have better to do? see MOTHER!! i knew i could trick her to say it out loud |
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I swear..I just saw someone in that tree. With a flashlight! sniff sniff Oh for heaven sakes, it's Bristol trying to prove she's as tough as her mother. I'll never happen of course. See! There she goes, and right on her butt too. sigh... MOTHER!!!! just because i don't have your values doesn't mean i'm not a big girl
VALUES???? My Dad, four of his brothers, and the HS Hockey team had your Mother! Which one is your dad anyway! We might be brother and sister! Ahh, So is Love in Alaska!!! |
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I swear..I just saw someone in that tree. With a flashlight! sniff sniff Oh for heaven sakes, it's Bristol trying to prove she's as tough as her mother. I'll never happen of course. See! There she goes, and right on her butt too. sigh... MOTHER!!!! just because i don't have your values doesn't mean i'm not a big girl
VALUES???? My Dad, four of his brothers, and the HS Hockey team had your Mother! Yeah...what he said. |
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I swear..I just saw someone in that tree. With a flashlight! sniff sniff Oh for heaven sakes, it's Bristol trying to prove she's as tough as her mother. I'll never happen of course. See! There she goes, and right on her butt too. sigh... MOTHER!!!! just because i don't have your values doesn't mean i'm not a big girl
VALUES???? My Dad, four of his brothers, and the HS Hockey team had your Mother! Which one is your dad anyway! We might be brother and sister! Ahh, So is Love in Alaska!!! oh no....DUM DUM DAAAAAAAAAAAAAA |
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