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 STOP calling my baby that....what kind of dad are you anyway Flip-flop, flip-flop. OK Putin. It wont be long and you'll be able to watch lil'Putin doing gymnastics off your front porch.
Levi....putin is in TN |
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That's not my MOM. THAT"S CINDY McCAIN!!! hey ... i have boo playing my mom....we take what we can get on a low budget Hey!!! 
that was a dig at boo lol - who has left the building i think
Not so fast bright eyes, i'm still here being your mother.. |
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Levi....Levi...honeeeeeeee.....whats wrong? I still havent figured out why I named you Levi. Cuz you have bad jeans (genes) get it? lmao mom tell them to stop calling the baby leni |
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That's not my MOM. THAT"S CINDY McCAIN!!! hey ... i have boo playing my mom....we take what we can get on a low budget Hey!!!
that was a dig at boo lol - who has left the building i think
Not so fast bright eyes, i'm still here being your mother.. you heard that???? that was supposed to be a stage whisper lol |
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Tripp???
Makes perfect sense to me. |
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Hey!! Hes got good legs. Doesn't he?? Puffff You musta liked em. She liked em just fine Ms. McCain! 
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Tripp??? Makes perfect sense to me. (just got that one)
mrs johnston....for a woman...not good legs...too hairy |
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Levi....Levi...honeeeeeeee.....whats wrong? I still havent figured out why I named you Levi. Damn....there sure is a lot of cars driving by here. They all have antennas. 
Yes they do Cindy, but Bristols mom has reversed Alaska's technology to the 60's. Cars dont have antennas in the windsheid anymore! Oh ya, smart guy, I will have you know I invented technology which built that invisible bridge to,..... well somewhere... cut cut |
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I swear..I just saw someone in that tree. With a flashlight! sniff sniff
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Levi....Levi...honeeeeeeee.....whats wrong? I still havent figured out why I named you Levi. Damn....there sure is a lot of cars driving by here. They all have antennas.
Yes they do Cindy, but Bristols mom has reversed Alaska's technology to the 60's. Cars dont have antennas in the windsheid anymore! Oh ya, smart guy, I will have you know I invented technology which built that invisible bridge to,..... well somewhere... cut cut here is the script |
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mom.....you didn't even run for president....why should i???? mrs. johnston...aren't you in jail yet? Have you even been paying attention you ungrateful little.. Oh never mind! |
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I swear..I just saw someone in that tree. With a flashlight! sniff sniff i named the baby after you...you are a tripp |
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mom.....you didn't even run for president....why should i???? mrs. johnston...aren't you in jail yet? Have you even been paying attention you ungrateful little.. Oh never mind! well...levi convinced me to do it. he said it would be fun...psst...i felt nothing |
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Mrs MaCain? You aint too big in your britches young man.
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does this play have a point to it????
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Mrs MaCain? You aint too big in your britches young man. he wasn't wearing britches....that what got us in this place |
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mom.....you didn't even run for president....why should i???? mrs. johnston...aren't you in jail yet? Have you even been paying attention you ungrateful little.. Oh never mind! well...levi convinced me to do it. he said it would be fun...psst...i felt nothing I told his daddy the same thing. |
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does this play have a point to it????
Hugh, That's what you said the night you got pregnant! 
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Mrs MaCain? You aint too big in your britches young man. he wasn't wearing britches....that what got us in this place Well...apparently...you werent either! |
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I swear..I just saw someone in that tree. With a flashlight! sniff sniff That's John Cindy. He's doing a little homeland security!
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