What are your pet peeves of the opposite sex?

Their tits can get them out of tickets.

1. They don't do my laundry.

2. The good ones live too far away.

3. They try to turn me into a goat.

4. Most of them can't write a decent profile.

5. They don't seem to like authors who, while obscure, it is true, are still sponsored links on Google.

6. They look at my profile 184 times without ever saying anything, unless....

7. ....it's to argue with me about it.

8. They don't buy enough copies of my books. Yeah, I'll blame women for that, what the heck, it's been a slow day.

Asking so many times where i was....While i was working

Guys are magnificent story tellers (notice I did not use the word liar)

They seem to be under the impression that a well thought out story is just as good as the truth, as long as its believable and the story has no holes.

Just sayin.

Taking over when I am in the middle of doing something that I am fully capable of doing. If I don't know how to do it, I will ask for help, but don't walk in and just take something out of my hands and begin doing it, please.

They call me Batman at night.

It really hinges on character development and the ability to suspend disbelief once the plot starts moving.

What i didnt tell you a story

they talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk

Too funny.

Unless its a bold faced lie I typically just sit back and giggle at the afore mentioned stories. Guys seem to get a kick out of it but I don't let them think for a second they can pull one over on me when it's important.

They don't want to talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk....etc......... (he he he he he!!!)

T hat never worked for me!

Me either, Suncandy..and I have big ones!!!!!! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

funny, it works for me

Wow...musta got an officer partial to man boobs, eh?????

And, if you say you are going to do something, just do it.

This is completely generalized, but I hate that (most) men think that they can do any job better than me. Yes, I can move boxes on my own. Yes, I can fix the computer on my own. And yes, I can even change the oil in my car while wearing heels. Leave me alone unless I ask for your help!

Okay, so maybe I have some pent-up frustration...

DRIVERS