Topic: you might be a looser if..... | |
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...you're a serial poster (more than 500 postings in a dating website
blog) ...you feel compelled to respond to every response your posting generates - always with a heartfelt thanks and a reciprocal compliment ...your postings require others to scroll down the page to see fully (who has the time to write this stuff?) ...you read postings that require you to scroll down the page to see fully (who has the time to read this stuff...shut off your computer, go outside, get in your car, drive somewhere where you will find living, breathing human beings with whom you can interact) ...you post blogs such as "if you were an animal, what kind would you be?" ...you respond to blogs about "if you were an animal..." ...you're so into online "relationships" that you fail to see humour in what are... ...you feel agitated enough by reading this to want to respond - but try to come up with a way that doesn't make it look like you were baited (and if you don't respond, but are guilty of any of the foregoing, then you've fallen into this trap anyway) |
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GUILTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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You forgot You might be a loser if : you mispell
loser on an online dating blog Sorry just had to bust you on that. |
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me 2 , im a loser
why else would i be trying to make the whole site my friend? =P |
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well that didn't take long to point out. I wondering how many would go
without seeing it-lmao |
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Yeah I don't NEED you to tell me I'm a loser. I KNOOOOW.
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I'm a looooooser baby...so why don't you kill me?... |
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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im a loser 13 times
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loser iam guilty
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<<<-----guess if I had to fit myself into a category of loser, for all
the above named....your looken it |
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Im a loser one time. But it was expensive. It seems to keep me in the
loser catagory. |
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whoooo ooooooo
I am not a looser I am off to go play Pool with friends. (Not Virtual Pool) |
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this time being a loser isn't that bad I'm in pretty good
company! |
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..so why dont cha kill me...(the song)
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is a loser but you love me anyway
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Guess I'm guilty too, lol
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I'm 50 yrs old, living in a 1-br house with two cats, driving a 4 yr old
S10. I don't need you to tell me I'm a loser, LOL! But hey, I've got friends, here and irl, and the most wonderful man in the world for me, and if I weren't on here talking with you guys I'd be watching TV right now, so I really don't care, I'd rather waste time this way. I will not be on here next weekend though, so y'all will have to be losers without me then! |
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FUKING GUILTY AS CHARGED
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I'm a loser but nice.
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