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I told a woman I was from RI and she said, oh where in the islands is that? I told her that part of the Bahamas just south of Massachusetts and east of Connecticut. She gave me a dirty look and I said hey, you said it, not me!!!  
Yeah..... and Americans are notorious for bad geography, but this is a state!!! A state... I mean we have to learn all the states and their capitals in junior high..... where was she that week? |
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You know you're in America when..
everyone you pass by says "hey, how are you?" and keeps on walking. |
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 A little tidbit of information that some of you may not know. There is no official language of the United States.
I always find it amusing when I read or hear people b!tching about other people not speaking "our language." Especially since many of those born and raised here can't speak English properly either. 
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A little tidbit of information that some of you may not know. There is no official language of the United States.
I always find it amusing when I read or hear people b!tching about other people not speaking "our language." Especially since many of those born and raised here can't speak English properly either.
LMAO agreed. and isn't that the truth |
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I told a woman I was from RI and she said, oh where in the islands is that? I told her that part of the Bahamas just south of Massachusetts and east of Connecticut. She gave me a dirty look and I said hey, you said it, not me!!!
Yeah..... and Americans are notorious for bad geography, but this is a state!!! A state... I mean we have to learn all the states and their capitals in junior high..... where was she that week? Amazingly, there are a lot of people who don't know all the states. |
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Amazingly, there are a lot of people who don't know all the states. You think she was the urban legend girl who used mayo as lube and got maggots, the one who used a hot dog and it broke, or the one who put peanut butter on herself and let the dog lick it off? She was out of school that week as she was embarassed.....
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Amazingly, there are a lot of people who don't know all the states. You think she was the urban legend girl who used mayo as lube and got maggots, the one who used a hot dog and it broke, or the one who put peanut butter on herself and let the dog lick it off? She was out of school that week as she was embarassed.....
ew.
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Come on, you heard them too! They are the three most common, right?
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I've never heard the mayo one!
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My school must've been especially twisted!
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You know your in America, when you go to Arlington National Cemitary, and realize that we "all" could be speaking German or Japanese. Instead, we can say all the things that we "think" suck about this country. I defend your right to say those things. Right on! And BTW...Thanks, Man! |
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The day my son signed his enlistment papers and he said every generation must serve.
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1.) You know your in America when... You pick up a package of food in a grocery store,and you have to read thru 1,000 different languages before finding the english translation of the product.  2.) You know your in America when... There are at least 12 fast food resturants within a one block radius. 
or when you see Obama coloring books in the toy store.... 
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Amazingly, there are a lot of people who don't know all the states. You think she was the urban legend girl who used mayo as lube and got maggots, the one who used a hot dog and it broke, or the one who put peanut butter on herself and let the dog lick it off? She was out of school that week as she was embarassed.....
your a riot
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