Topic: And yet more random jabber from the head of Fear...
FearandLoathing's photo
Mon 03/09/09 05:59 PM
Why can't I fly? I wonder this a lot (don't ask), it seems as though it is a simple dynamic. Gravity doesn't apply to everything, so why does it apply to me? One day I plan on flying with my arms.smokin

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Mon 03/09/09 06:00 PM
When I was a kid, I had this theory that the only reason people couldn't fly was because everyone always told them they couldn't. I imagined if a kid grew up surrounded by people who told him he COULD fly, he would be able to. Never tested it yet though.

MirrorMirror's photo
Mon 03/09/09 06:03 PM

Why can't I fly? I wonder this a lot (don't ask), it seems as though it is a simple dynamic. Gravity doesn't apply to everything, so why does it apply to me? One day I plan on flying with my arms.smokin




:smile: If you get genetically engineered to have wings then perhaps you could fly:smile:

Mayhem_J's photo
Mon 03/09/09 06:12 PM
Just suck in some helium, put some ply wood on your arms and go for it...lol

Urg04es's photo
Mon 03/09/09 06:14 PM
I have found that I am not fat due to overeating......it is confirmed that I am allergic to gravity. Darn it-I just don't get a break! oops rofl

Moondark's photo
Mon 03/09/09 06:25 PM

Why can't I fly? I wonder this a lot (don't ask), it seems as though it is a simple dynamic. Gravity doesn't apply to everything, so why does it apply to me? One day I plan on flying with my arms.smokin


When that "one day" happens, just be far away. Don't want to clean up....

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Dan99's photo
Mon 03/09/09 06:30 PM
Red Bull gives you wings but that doesnt work.

They tried putting wings in panty liners, but that didnt work. (Though i never tried them myself).

Eating lots of chicken wings certainly doesnt work.

I think i will stick to aeroplanes

MirrorMirror's photo
Mon 03/09/09 07:19 PM

Red Bull gives you wings but that doesnt work.

They tried putting wings in panty liners, but that didnt work. (Though i never tried them myself).

Eating lots of chicken wings certainly doesnt work.

I think i will stick to aeroplanes
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MirrorMirror's photo
Mon 03/09/09 08:25 PM


Why can't I fly? I wonder this a lot (don't ask), it seems as though it is a simple dynamic. Gravity doesn't apply to everything, so why does it apply to me? One day I plan on flying with my arms.smokin


When that "one day" happens, just be far away. Don't want to clean up....

laugh
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seahawks's photo
Mon 03/09/09 08:27 PM

When I was a kid, I had this theory that the only reason people couldn't fly was because everyone always told them they couldn't. I imagined if a kid grew up surrounded by people who told him he COULD fly, he would be able to. Never tested it yet though.
interesting bro, that would make for major motivational kinda thing goin on there.!!!drinker drinker

MirrorMirror's photo
Mon 03/09/09 09:10 PM


When I was a kid, I had this theory that the only reason people couldn't fly was because everyone always told them they couldn't. I imagined if a kid grew up surrounded by people who told him he COULD fly, he would be able to. Never tested it yet though.
interesting bro, that would make for major motivational kinda thing goin on there.!!!drinker drinker
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