Topic: And yet more random jabber from the head of Fear... | |
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Why can't I fly? I wonder this a lot (don't ask), it seems as though it is a simple dynamic. Gravity doesn't apply to everything, so why does it apply to me? One day I plan on flying with my arms.
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When I was a kid, I had this theory that the only reason people couldn't fly was because everyone always told them they couldn't. I imagined if a kid grew up surrounded by people who told him he COULD fly, he would be able to. Never tested it yet though.
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Why can't I fly? I wonder this a lot (don't ask), it seems as though it is a simple dynamic. Gravity doesn't apply to everything, so why does it apply to me? One day I plan on flying with my arms. If you get genetically engineered to have wings then perhaps you could fly |
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Just suck in some helium, put some ply wood on your arms and go for it...lol
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I have found that I am not fat due to overeating......it is confirmed that I am allergic to gravity. Darn it-I just don't get a break!
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Why can't I fly? I wonder this a lot (don't ask), it seems as though it is a simple dynamic. Gravity doesn't apply to everything, so why does it apply to me? One day I plan on flying with my arms. When that "one day" happens, just be far away. Don't want to clean up.... |
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Red Bull gives you wings but that doesnt work.
They tried putting wings in panty liners, but that didnt work. (Though i never tried them myself). Eating lots of chicken wings certainly doesnt work. I think i will stick to aeroplanes |
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Red Bull gives you wings but that doesnt work. They tried putting wings in panty liners, but that didnt work. (Though i never tried them myself). Eating lots of chicken wings certainly doesnt work. I think i will stick to aeroplanes |
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Why can't I fly? I wonder this a lot (don't ask), it seems as though it is a simple dynamic. Gravity doesn't apply to everything, so why does it apply to me? One day I plan on flying with my arms. When that "one day" happens, just be far away. Don't want to clean up.... |
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When I was a kid, I had this theory that the only reason people couldn't fly was because everyone always told them they couldn't. I imagined if a kid grew up surrounded by people who told him he COULD fly, he would be able to. Never tested it yet though. |
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When I was a kid, I had this theory that the only reason people couldn't fly was because everyone always told them they couldn't. I imagined if a kid grew up surrounded by people who told him he COULD fly, he would be able to. Never tested it yet though. |
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